Casey Danger Lange
"Half pure, half evil, half not good with fractions"

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17 years old
I'm currently outside your house watching you,
South Africa



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GeneralRed Hot chilie pepper

Add to My Profile | More Videos this should be called obsessions because I tend to obsess a bit. Okay, alot. To answer the question, i like anamation, surfing, laughing at other people pain, making a fool of myself, doing crazy shit, anoying my elders, pretending to be Jewish, making fun of myslef, talking to myself, plotting my inevitable ruling of your puny planet and most of all, doing the opiosite of what everyone else does. I also like randomly hugging complete strangers.
MusicI like punk rock. to name a few bands: Escape the fate, Muse, Rise Against, AFI, Blink 182, Sum 41, The Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Billy talent, Aphex Twin, Backstreet boys, Linkin Park, System of a down,The Verve, My Chemical Romance, and Micheal Jackson (joking)
MoviesI like movies that a) keep me on the edge of my seat b) keep my in stitches on the floor and c) movies that make my eyes hurt from special effects. d) any movie that makes me wet myself deserves 5-stars.(it's only happend once) I also like chick flicks...
TelevisionI like the series that come on TV like CSI, Lost, Prison break, Nip/Tuck, Jerry Springer, the sipsons, the office, War at home, Desperate house wives etc. I still watch cartoons when no-one is looking :p
BooksMy favorite auther is Douglas Addams (the hich hikers guide to the galaxy). I like funny books and books that keep me up all night and make my neck hurt. Scary books are also very cool. magizines with captivating "eye candy" are a always a favorite
HeroesGEORGE BUSH ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!

Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.

You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.
You Are 100% Vain
You're beyond vain. Besides being obsessed with your looks, you're obsessed with everyone else's looks.
Yes, you look amazing. But you also need to be fabulous on the inside to be truly attractive.
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! horay!
Your Personality is Insanely Rare (ENFJ)
Your personality type is dramatic, expressive, proud, and demanding.

Only about 3% of all people have your personality, including 1% of all women and 2% of all men
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging. while you may tend to be a bit obsessive at times, you mean well and people just aren't getting the full story....there are also traces of evil.
You Are Very Cutthroat
In fact, you *would* slit your best friend's throat if it helped you get ahead.
You make Vlad The Impaler look like a total puss.
You should be an evil dictator ... or the next Donald Trump.
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could.
You Are 100% Creative
You are an incredibly creative person. For you, there are no bounds or limits to your creativity.
Your next creation could be something very great... Or at least very cool!
You Are 100% Non Conformist
You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate!
No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them!
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
You Are Disturbingly Scary
you make people crap there pants at the mere sight of you!
There's a 100% Chance That You Need Therapy
You needed a therapist many months ago. And you definitely need one now!
You've let your problems take over your life in an unhealthy way. It's time for some professional help.
which pon and zi picture r u?? (pics!!!!)

funny
Your a unique class clown with a mind of your own. All you want is to be exepted and people want to be excepted by you. Your always full of fun but you really need to learn when to stop....
How do you compare?
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What random vegetable should you throw at someone?

Parsnip
Parsnip
You want a vegetable that will show that you are the most randomly random person on the face of the earth. Not everything you do and say is perfectly logical, but hey randomness most definitely equals happiness. I mean, who throws parsnip?
How do you compare?
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What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.

You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.

Overall, you are very content in your life.

You tend to be a very productive thinker.

Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.

Your dreams indicate that you have very conflicted feelings.

You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.

You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.
Your Lust Quotient: 100%
Your lust is totally out of control. You definitely have let your animal instincts take over.
And while your unbridled desire is attractive to some, most people see you as a bit of a freak!
You Are 100% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy.
You Are 0% Homophobic
You're open minded, tolerant, and accepting.
And you're not homophobic in the least :-)
You Are 100% Emo
You're totally emo and very sensitive. You're prone to suffering over the littlest things... maybe even this result!
You Are 100% Angry
You are a very angry person - and you might not realize it.
While you may think that you're bitter, depressed, or bad tempered...
What you're really feeling is anger.
While you may not need anger management, you may need some therapy!
You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)
Your Leprechaun Name Is:
Midge McPotfiller
You Are 100% Bipolar
You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life.
Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder.
There's a 100% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
You've almost certainly been abducted by aliens.
Either that, or you're totally certifiably nuts.
You Are 100% Obsessive
While this is just a silly quiz, it seems like you have a very serious problem with your obsessions.
Some professional help is suggested :-)
You scored as Kenny McCormick, Oh my God, you got Kenny! Comepletely accident prone and unlucky, you meet your fate in numerous ways. You are probably the most perverted one of the bunch, but that's what's so loveable about you. You always hide behind your hood, and never let anyone see your face. Hm, could this be a physcilogical thing?

Kenny McCormick

100%

Jimmy

90%

Butters

90%

Timmy

50%

Tweak

42%

Stan Marsh

42%

Kyle Broflovski

33%

Eric Cartman

17%

Shelly

8%

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You Are 100% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You have almost all of the paranoid schizophrenia warning signs...
But you may just think this quiz is out to get you!
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%

Gluttony: 100%

Greed: 100%

Lust: 100%

Pride: 100%

Sloth: 100%

Wrath: 100%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 10000000%

My god. You must be a demon, if not Satan himself, I hope your Proud of your self. see you in hell.
You Are 100% Gross
Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
you'd probably look better as vomit...mexican vomit (extra spicy).

     Casey Danger Lange's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Cape Town, SA
Body type:0' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:I hug people
Income:$250,000 and Higher


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About me:
Casey (adj) (kay - see) 1. The most intense form of all things insane Wow John, you cut off your own penis, that was a very casey thing to do! Casey’d (kay - seed) (informal) 1. To trick someone, to fool them or pull a huge prank 1. you’ve just been casey’d! 2. I just casey’d you, deal with it, bitch Casey’dly (kay - seed - lee) 1. John, rather casey’dly gave himself a sex change with a paper clip and a spoon. [From the name of Casey Lange, the craziest human ever to live] I'm very strange. The kind of strange where in every group of people theres the smart kid, the stupid kid, the generic Asian kid and then theres me: The srange, funny and vastly misunderstood guy. woo! I like doing things just because they are weired, whatever it is, I don't care how demening (though I will make exeptions if it is life threatening) some say I do it for the attention, some say i should realy get a life, but this is ny life, I do it because I can, and no-one else can. literaly. are you prepared to eat an aloe, or make out with dinosoure shit, I think not. Are you about to go out and randomly hug 100 people in a shopping center then land up bieng banned from it??? NO. you won't. you are of course, only human. Me on the other hand, am not. Add me on msn: casey@zippo.co.za
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet anyone who acepts me for who I am, and not run away screaming just coz I do things a little differently. there's more to me than what meets the eye. People that I would like to hug: George bush, Sarah Newnham(omg! I hugged her!), Thomas Mathews, Jesus, the queen of england, a serial killer, Hitler, my dead ringer, one of the idols judges and a dead person (not necrophillia, just a hug)

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Basics:
Name:Casey Lange (I know i've got a girls name. It doesn't get me as much action as you might think)
Date of Birth:13/04/91
Birthplace:Cape Town
Current Location:Outside your window... watching you
Eye Color:Green
Hair Color:Black...sort of. people think it's brown.
Height:my height or my penis height...there pretty much the same
Heritage:
Piercings:no. but I want to get some
Tattoos:no. never. hate them
Favourite:
Band/Singer:it's always changing. I like punk rock
Song:none
Movie:Buterfly effect, any "time travel movie"
Disney Movie:ALL OF THEM!!!!. uhhh... I cant remember the last time i saw a disney movie...
TV show:Scrubs, nip/tuck, the simsons, lost,prison break...etc
Color:#8888888
Food:Bacon
Pizza topping:love
Ice-Cream Flavor:vanilla, or fudge... it depends
Drink (alcoholic):uh.. my mom might read this. so "no"
Soda:Fanta Orange!
Store:Adult world... I dunno. none?
Clothing Brand:Element, billabong
Shoe Brand:none
Season:any, as long as it isn't to hot. I like the cold.
Month:APRIL!!! soo many public holidays
Holiday/Festival:International towel day. check it out here http://www.towelday.kojv.net/
Flower:amorphaphalis titanium...the smelly one
Make-Up Item:eye liner, its the only one I dont HATE
Board game:um... dont know
This or That
Sunny or rainy:depends...
Chocolate or vanilla:
Fruit or veggie:fruit, wtf?
Night or day:somewhere in the middle. ... night.
Sour or sweet:both
Love or money:love...but if I've learned anything in life, it that you CAN buy love. Or at least get people to pretend to like you so that they can get some cash. this didn't include "famouse" as an option. If it did then I would have chosen that.
Phone or in person:depends... i prefer in person, but phoning is easier
Looks or personality:personality. If you really love someone, it doesnt matter what they look like. however there is nothing wrong with a little eye candy:)
Coffee or tea:tea. coffe on weekends
Hot or cold:cold
Your:
Goal for this year:DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!!! and get a first kiss
Most missed memory:"the cavendish thing" it was sooooo fun. until i got kicked out
Best physical feature:my hair... everyone sais my lips....why?
First thought waking up:Where am I, who are these people, where is my under wear....why does my ass hurt?
Hypothetical personality disorder:I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive I'm a bit obsessive
Preferred type of plastic surgery:boob enlargement.
Sesame street alter ego:er... who?
Fairytale alter ego:we are all living in a fairy tale....
Most stupid remark:huh?
Worst crime:I once took two chocklates from a free sample lady (actualy I do that all the time, it's like my passion)
Greatest ambition:complete my "list of things to do before I die"... If I had to chose one... "get a first kiss"
Greatest fear:loosing a body part.
Darkest secret:if I told y ou then it wouldn't be a secret any more would it?
Favorite subject:Art and english
Strangest received gift:I once got one of those "impossible puzzles" WHY CAN'T I FIGGURE IT OUT!?
Worst habit:all of them are pretty bad... I swear alot.
Do You:
Smoke:NO, tried it once, never again
Drink:my mom might read this so "no"
Curse:HELL YES!
Shower daily:yep
Like thunderstorms:oh ye... loud, violent, but still pretty.
Dance in the rain:ocasionaly
Sing:no. i suck. deal with it
Play an instrument:yes
Get along with your parents:.....its on and off
Wish on stars:maby...
Believe in fate:ye...I guess
Believe in love at first sight:um...maby after a few minutes... mind u I have felt atracted to random strangers...It probably isnt love though. Ive yet to find it, but I believe it exists.
Can You:
Drive:yes
Sew:no
Cook:sort of
Speak another language:not realy
Dance:a little
Sing:noooooooo
Touch your nose with your tongue:OH GOD I WISH I COULD DO THAT!!!
Whistle:yes
Curl your tongue:yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:again... my mom... ah, skew it, yes i have.
Been Stoned/High:no
Eaten Sushi:HELL YES, the only way Sushi could be better is if the fish were still alive!
Been in Love:...I don't know...
Skipped school:yep
Made prank calls:all the time
Sent someone a love letter:do death threats count? seriosely, I must still do that
Stolen something:all the time
Cried yourself to sleep:not that i can remember... maby when I was younger and I wasnt aloud to fnish watching "barney"
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?there name, and persobnality.
Are you right or left handed?unfortunately i'm right handed. I wish I was a leftie.... its so strange
What is your bedtime?whenever
Name three things you can't live without:my eyes, arms and penis
What is the color of your room?white
Do you have any siblings?ye...
Do you have any pets?yup
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?depends how I have to kill them, and if i'd be put in jail. otherwise yes
What is you middle name?Charles
What are you nicknames?KC, CK, case, cassandra, space case, K-man, etc.
Are you for or against gay marriage?for
What are your thoughts ..ion?YES!!! KILL THE BASTED!!! (literaly in most cases) SCRAMBLE HIS BRAINS!!!! YOU CAN JUST QUIFE IT OUT LATER!!!!
Do you have a crush on anyone?it's more of an obsession than a crush... but yeah i do
Are you afraid of the dark?no
How do you want to die?As long as I die with a smile on my face and a Dawin Award clutched in my hand, I know i've made a difference.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?popsicles...? I can drink searing hot Coffee really fast.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?depends where. um, yes.
What is the last law you’ve broken?Well, about a hour ago, this one guy said he thought that my hair looked stupid, so I took a knife, stabbed him in the leg, twisted the knife all the way to the top of his leg, then jammed it under his knee cap, twisted it 360 degrees and popped it out. I repeated with his other leg and then I puled out all his teeth and stuffed them down his throught. I ripped out his lower jaw and used the bones on the side to scoop out is Eye-balls, then I forced him to eat them. finaly I slit his stomache and hung him with his own intestines. Unfortunately his family managed to see all of this, so i tied up his wife sodomised there baby, split open it's skull and ate it in front of her, then made her eat the rest of the body before boiling her alive. Aside from that, i've done nothing wrong.
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:any
Eye color:gree or blue
Heightabout 5cm shorter than me
Weightaverage
Most important physical feature:Missmatching eyes is my biggest turn on! otherwise a nice face and voice is enough to tie me over
Biggest turn-offA girl that turns out to be a guy.
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Iced Lilly





Sep 20 2007 10:29 AM

HELLO DARLIN
Andy





Sep 18 2007 12:16 AM

ja dude..i duno!mail it how?like off a cell phone?but anu ways i can see it now!in huge lights with billions of people watching "DM/SH featuring kc lange and mark widiger"woah.....like i sed its 50/50 and just because all those other actual rock stars hav talent,fame billions of $ and any girl they want on the planet doesnt mean there cool like dm/sh!!!
Andy





Sep 17 2007 12:02 AM

ja i did hear u sing and um..it was....um(i thought that u made it through 2 the next round until i herd u sing)...ja any ways mabe u can like um..just shout reli loud the american anthem and well just also shout the rest of our reli cool song.ja it wont sound too good but wat ever bands are 50% hype and 50% performance!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA then we cam take over the pplanet!!
Andy





Sep 15 2007 5:22 AM

ja im actaully not much of a singer but instead i play bass..4 dethmetal sexhead.ja u should guest sing in our new hit single featuring mark widiger its called"im gona FU** u up(cum in your face/sh** on ur house)jaaa..u gota hear it.
Andy





Sep 13 2007 9:19 AM

ja dude ur preiyi much rite!how the fok do we know each other?!!!anys ways did u actually meat that really crazy guy?id buy his cd just 4 a lauhg>and good luk 4 the wooden mic comp
Andy





Sep 10 2007 8:00 AM

thats preti damn cool...but im afraid to say the coolest person on the whole of idols was..that crazy guy(michael some thing i think) who wanted to swim to robben island. listen to some of his own writen lrycis"why does he get it all?..your money your time.he is in a ball.MUTHA FUK***."ja impresive do u knw who im talking about?
Andy





Aug 31 2007 7:57 AM

hey hey i saw u on tv!wtf!
alex





Aug 26 2007 11:46 AM

AAAAHAHAHA! dude, you were on idols. Pretty fuckin legendary, i wish i could sing, and you looked the part too! amazing stuff.
thank you, casey, job well done. eat my dick.
sez