The Amazing Rumsfeld
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"Who likes cheese?"
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35 years old
ELK GROVE VILLAGE, Illinois
United States
Last Login:1/31/2008
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| General | I play guitar, so you gotta love good ole' fashioned Rock-N-Roll..... Bands that use such an instrument usually rock in my book, but I have witnessed many sucky Rock acts...I mean really, How the fuck did System of a Downs Syndrome get a record deal.. OK, if they truly were retarded, I see it, you know, make them feel good about themselves and all, but none are.. They all look like terrorists, so I just don't get it...
I am an animal lover(not like that sicko in Seattle that was killed by having a horse bang him to death( http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051201/ap_on_fe_st/wa_bestiality_2 )just if you don't believe me... )
But I have a small zoo of reptiles, I have Joliet Jake, Elwood, and Captain Hiltz, all Corn Snakes, Dusty, a bearded dragon, and Artemis J Clyde Snake, my boa. He rocks..He has a goatee and is tougher than a midget in a midget tossing contest...
I like midgets too... They all rock.. The bigger the head, the cooler the midget in my book..
I am a fan of cars too, so if you want to tell me about your car, I will probably make fun of it, unless it is a Corvette, but anyone with one of those wont waste their time on Myspace...
What else? Porn? Sure, I guess, but only amputee and midget porn....Sorry, the internet has spoiled all the normal porn, now that the "good" stuff is out there and all...
Going back to Rock-N-Roll, I am a fan of the show.. If it is live, I want to go... Going to see the good bands is a trip.. If you have good seats you are willing to give up at face value, let me know.... | | Music | The Sleepers... They rock.. local Chicago Band...they are my buds... I still have to look out for scoots, you cant trust him when he is behind you, but other than that they rock....
Live... Has to be good live. If you record well in the studio, and lip sync, expect me to throw shit at you.. I was the one that Hit Sebastian Bach with the bottle, so you should know my aim with a beer bottle is dead on....
Just rock out.. Thats all I ask.... | | Movies | Midget and amputee porn.. Ok just kidding.. I get my fill of that on the internet....
Classic movies were all made in the 80's....
Blues Brothers(Orange whip? Orange whip? Three Orange whips), Caddyshack(If I kill all the golfers they will lock me up and throw away the key), Airplane( Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue), Naked Gun(Nice Beaver), Ferris Beuller(Im Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago), 16 Candles(I'm farmer Ted), National Lampoons Vacation (Sorry folks, Parks closed....The Moose outside should have told you) Animal House(Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans? Shhh He's on a roll...) Breakfast Club(It cant sir, its in Johnson's underpants)Major League (Hey Bartender, Jobu needs a refill!(I just met Chelsie Ross, the guy that plays Eddie Harris.. Cool guy...))...Anything with a classic line in it... | | Television | Simpsons, Family Guy, Sledge Hammer(the guy talks to his gun.. nothing beats that!) South Park, but that has gotten old...Newsradio, SNL... Anything that makes me laugh...
I did take out the DVDs for The Shield, that show beats any cop drama I have ever seen...
I kind of like Bones, she is pretty hot.. smart hot chicks are so hard to find...
But if I had cable, I would watch the discovery channel, History channel, and National Geographic channel...But I dont, so I have to watch porn on the internet... | | Books | Last one I read was the latest George Harrison Biography... Kids, look into the library, There is some pretty good stuff there, and its free, unless you are late or lose it...
Oddly I really like non fiction, the stuff that is based on actual events. I just read a book called "bang your head" about the metal scene of the 80's. Cool stuff.. Look into your library... It is a cool place. | | Heroes | Ferris Beuller...You're my hero......
Other than that a classic Tuna with lettuce and tomatoes is the Hero I want...
Oh personal heros? Superman, when he could walk...Spiderman, before he was gay, and The hulk before he was on roids... |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Chicago, Illinois | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | carpetbagger | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
Well, three weeks ago I got the best nickname ever, hence my myspace ID... My last name is Van Singel, and this nut bag(wacko, not scrotum) came up with Can O'Pringles... It rhymes, and it is brilliant.. I thought I would have to go with my old radio name, which is cool and all, but kind of perverted(yeah, like I'm not...) but after all these years, you would think I have heard every nickname a grade schooler would give to you...
I am an amateur comedian, as I make everyone I know laugh. Even if it is me doing some stupid face in the mirror. I have always been told that I should write a book, or go on stage at a comedy club. I don't know if I could take the heckling.. Id probably jump off stage with the mike stand, and beat someone to death. Dont judge me by the pics that I have chosen to hold onto.. They just make me laugh.. Come on, Chunk!!!
But I am currently living in the Chicago land area, but may relocate to a more relaxed environment with some geography...Dont get me wrong, Chicago rocks, but 2 degree winters, fuck nuts that don't know how to drive in the snow, and the fact that the entire state is flatter than a table, unless you are high in a building, there is no height to the city...
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Who I'd like to meet:
Gee...Ive met so many cool celebs, non celebs, and future celebs, so why would I need to meet any one?
The folks that I would love to HAVE met, are the dead Beatles(John and George for the uninitiated) Jimi, Chris Farley, Joliet Jake AKA John Belushi, Joe C(Kid rocks midget) and maybe Janis Joplin.. Ill never get the chance to meet them, so I figured they would be the best folks to put here..
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