I don't ever look at pages that send us add requests, so how about this: If you had no idea we are a band and that we like to roll in broken glass and brand eachother with hot forks, that we love gayness and queerness and we have high pitched voices and screech about stuff that is exciting, that we shower on tour by dumping gallons of water on ourselves in parking lots, that we like cool hairdo's, that we are sketchy dudes and are into casual boning, cats, sandwiches, desserts, vegan snacks.....if you didn't know that we consider drinking cough syrup with codeine a band bonding activity, that we love mainstream hip hop and there's a cool avant garde guy in L.A. that hates that about us, that we have genital piercings, that we have black metal and jazz side projects, that we are beautiful young girls, that we like to play Egyptian Rat Fuck and Spoons in people's kitchens......if you didn't know that and you blindly added us because we are called "BUSINESS LADY" and for some reason you took that literally, then you should delete us, because we hate making new friends and introducing them to the world of avant garde mainstream hip hop.
Business Lady = Pere Ubu + Arab on Radar + Wives
Off-kilter art punk from San Diego, Business Lady might just be one of the most entertaining bands to watch ever. Think giant stuffed animal mask heads that look like they are from hell, faux fur bodysuits and a lot of audience-attacking. The music is so abrasive in live form that the reserved nature of recording brings an entirely new light to the musicianship and influences that shaped this band. If everyone in Television got really into the Germs but couldnt play punk rock, I think the result would be somewhat similar to Business Ladys apoplectic surge of staggered energy and beats. (SLUGMAG) Ryan Powers
This is my music video for "It's Not Easy When You're Me"
You guys, I've been told I need to do a better job of promotimg my band, so I'm trying my hand at ye olde myspace spamming... Have you ever been friends with a myspace spammer? Have you ever woken up next to a myspace spammer? I figure in the future we'll all probably be robots anyway, so I'm cool with it...
Steampunk Steampunk Steampunk Steampunk Steampunk Steampunk Steampunk Steampunk Grinding cogs poorhouse orphan mutineer hijack airships royal armada sun never sets on the imperialist flag weathered map freight train locomotive molotov cocktail insurrection cobblestone dandies opium dens absinthe drinking dukes and duchesses gaslamp spires stretching to heavens big ben ticking time bomb anarcho-syndicalist petticoat follicle brass copper and other alloy goggle factory slum sewage in the streets rifle bayonet airships airships airships!
Business Lady's 'Skull Bashing' ep is now available on download sites such as iTunes, EMusic, and Music Match as an extended ep combining both the Skull Bashing 7" ep and the self titled 2004 demo cdr. Enjoy.
Deathbomb Arc Fall Sale!
until the end of fall, you can buy any item at deathbombarc.com & get a 2nd
item of equal or lesser cost for FREE! please email/myspace message us to make
arrangements.
Captain Ahab
After the rain, My heart still dreams CD
feat. "Girls Gone Wild" as heard on NBC's the Office
Foot Village
F*ck the Future CD
groundbreaking hardcore band that uses NO electricity, just 4 drum kits and barbaric voices.
that is no way to talk to your bitch faggots,
and then businness lady blew away in to the dust of
oblivion..
we cried and cried for there was no one to taunt us anymore, except for our older siblings who we no longer stayed in contact with and there was no way we were going to rebuild that bridge.
so the land of magnet bunnys, unrefined sweeteners
recycled batteries and "STOP THAT. DONT TOUCH IT!!", which was business lady, left.
when we all calm down and look at it anew. it will still be like stairing at the sun.
26. Dog Shit Taco - Black Oxide: Chamber Music for a Small Group of Bleeding Mice
Like grease on bone china, this is the sound of blight on the pure, but you know, they still have a good time at it. One of the great new additions to the utterly indefinable LA noise scene, DST combine classically trained vocals, totally degraded electronics, bass, drums and a penchant for sound exploration. This piece includes a beautifully mutilated cover of Steve Reichs Four Organs as well as an original. At the end of it you'll have a headache and a new sense of resolve.
27. Chorused the Animals - The Beasts!
Its like they emerged from the mists fully formed and completely genius; Chorused the Animals is like a magical, childish, prance through a place we can only view through the window of song. It sounds like nothing else - maybe a little Robert Fripp and Brian Wilson merged with the Residents, but clearly they are their own animal. They've opened up a whole new realm of bedroom pop. You haven't heard of them, but if there is any reserve of infinite justice in the universe, you will
28. FoodEater - S/T
Here, another recording from the ashes of Quem Quaeritis. Quem was a band that didnt care which genres it stole from; it was equal opportunity thievery. Really, the main proponent behind the breadth of that band was Matt O'Neill, the bands all-around multi-instrumentalist. In this case he takes on hip hop, jazz and medieval chants. Most, upon first listen, will experience a "what the fuck" moment, but soon enough youll just enjoy it in all of its well-executed absurdity.
All 3 are $3.50 ppd in the USA or $4 ppd in Europe
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John Thill > 1120 Clarion Heights Ln. Apt. 205 > Raleigh, NC 27606
