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Kirk's Interests
General
Ninjas, zombies, special effects, eighties movies, animated lightning in live action movies. Not Pirates. Breakfast cereals, the decline of western civilization, 90's hip hop, hating on bad rap music. The Boondocks and Bloom County comic strips, Scientist dub, John Carpenter, Sam Fuller. Comics, Ratatat. Grand Theft Auto, D.C. Cab. Trivia night. The New Jack Swing. Jumpkicks.
Doing the robot/pretty dance all the time. GROWN FOLKS MUSIC. The instantaneous freezing of All Hot Tubs (hate, hate!)
Breakdancers, Kung Fu, good spanish horror. Cinematography. Ginger Ale and Root Beer. Panavision. Giant Robot Magazine, Not having cancer again. My sister's future art career.
Chillin, things that glow in the dark, Nolan's Batman. Spaced (the tv series). Most things Nintendo. The end of summer. Denouncing George Lucas.
Cheeseburgers. BLADE RUNNER.
I write here and here and here when I'm not lazy.
Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Sifl and Olly. King Of The Hill, Spaced, NewsRadio,The Office, The Office. Black Books, Nickelodeon till 1993, Reno 911, 227. The Early TGIF Lineup. Daily Show. Freaks and Geeks. Conan. LOST. Mr. Show, Arrested Development. Seinfeld, Corner Gas, Kids In The Hall. Early comedy central. Sandblast. Dinner For Five, Grounded For Life. Wonderfalls. Undeclared. BATTLESTAR!!!!! YO! MTV Raps. Heat Vision and Jack. Penn and Teller: Bullshit. Brisco County, Jr. Golden Girls. Ultimate Fighter. Kolchak the Night Stalker. Kung Fu. Heroes!!! Video Power. My Name Is Earl. Martin. Extras, HBO's Encyclopedia Brown series. FIREFLY. Danger, 50,000 Volts!!! Iron Chef. HOW IT'S MADE. Dirty Jobs, Good Eats, Ham on the Street. [Good] Adult Swim. Joy of Painting. 80's PBS (Square One, 3-2-1 Contact, The Secret City, Yan Can Cook, Carmen Sandiego) The Disney Afternoon. Naruto, FLCL. Rob & Big. Paul Mitchell Kung Fu contests (you know, the ones with the same 3 people in every category EVERY YEAR), Stihl Lumberjack Championships, Food Network Contests with the sugar building. Everything else eats it.
About me: An E,F-F,E-C-T. A smooth operator, operating correctly.
For those not in the know, I received a brain tumor for my birthday in July 2004. I returned it (with receipt), and it hasn't come back. I visit the Mayo Clinic every few months. UPDATE: I am Back On Chemotherapy for an undetermined amount of time (see blog), and I'll be okay.
Much love and thanks to the well-wishers and those who are by my side through the ordeal.
I lived in Tallahassee for six years, beating Florida State University on the Medium Setting. I speak very fractured conversational Japanese. I also worked in one of the South's greatest record stores while in The Hass. I like Music.
I watch a ton of movies. I wish to make them.
DOUBLE UPDATE: I now am Editor-In-Chief of This Magazine, and I promise it'll be far cooler than even before! That's how I get down. I also write here when I'm less lazy.
I spent a little while in GA, and now I'm back in Tally for another little while, back on the path for an Excellent Adventure.
Who I'd like to meet: Like or Different-minded artists, travelers, Adventurers, uh...somebody who can forge me something out of steel, Marion Ravenwood, Zoe Bell, and Mr. Jones:
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