Brian Haner (Guitar Guy)
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City of maybe not evil, but impure thoughts, California
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2008 Schedule:

I will be with Jeff Dunham:
January
10 - Fox Theatre in Bakersfield, CA
11 - The William Saroyan Theatre in Fresno, CA
12 - The Santa Cruz Civic, Santa Cruz, CA
13 - The Hult Center in Eugene, OR
19 - The Nokia Theatre in Grand Prairie, TX

Febuary
7 - Morrison Center in Boise, Idaho
8 - INB Performing Arts Center in Spokane, WA
9 - The Moore Theatre in Seattle, WA
10 - Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall in Portland, OR
14 - Patriots Theatre in Trenton, NJ
15 - Scranton Cultural Center in Scranton, PA
16 - Community Arts Center in Williamsport, PA
17 - Sovereign PAC in Reading, PA
21 - Shea's Performing Arts Center in Buffalo, NY
22 - Lyric Opera House in Baltimore, MD
23 - Nokia Theatre Times Square, NY
24 - Palace Theatre in Waterbury, CT

March
7 - Robinson Center Music Hall in Little Rock, AR
8 - Hammons PAC in Springfield, MO
9 - Pershing Center in Lincoln, NE
20-22 - Lincoln Center in Ft. Collins, CO
27 - Renaissance Theatre in Mansfield, OH
28 - Stambaugh Auditorium in Youngstown, OH
29 - Luhrs Center in Shippensburg, PA
30 - Charleston Municipal Auditorium in Charleston, WV

April
3 - Alabama Theatre in Birmingham, AL
4 - Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center in Atlanta, GA
5 - Knoxville Coliseum, Knoxville, TN
6 - Walton Arts Center in Fayetteville, AR
10 - Rochester Aud Theatre, Rochester, NY
11 - The William H Mortensen Hall in Hartford, CT
12 - Broome County Arena in Binghampton, NY
13 - DeVos Performance Hall in Grand Rapids, MI
19 - Houlton Fair in Houlton, ME
20 - Stanley Theatre in Utica, NY
24 - Erie Civic Center in Erie, PA
25 - Sheas Performing Arts Center in Buffalo, NY
26 - Providence Performing Arts Center in Providence, RI
27 - Landmark Theatre in Syracuse, NY

May
1 - Louisville Palace in Louisville, KY
2 - Coronado Performing Arts Center in Rockford, IL
3 - Genesee Theatre in Waukegan, IL
4 - Peoria Civic Center in Peoria, IL
8 - Memorial Auditorium in Witchita Falls, TX
9 - Heart O' Texas Coliseum in Waco, TX
10 - The Oil Palace in Tyler, TX
16 - BI-LO Center in Greenville, SC
17 - TN Performing Arts Center in Nashville, TN
18 - Crown Center of Cumberland County in Fayetteville, NC
29 - Abraham Chavez Theatre in El Paso, TX
30 - City Bank Auditorium in Lubbock, TX

June
1 - Civic Center Coliseum in Amarillo
4 - Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center in Atlanta, GA
20 - La Crosse Center in La Crosse, WI
22 - Orpheum Theatre in Sioux City, IA
26 - Greensboro Coliseum Complex in Greensboro, NC
27 - Township Auditorium in Columbia, SC
28 - Landmark Theatre in Richmond, VA
29 - Norfolk Scope in Norfolk, VA

July
27 - Toronto Comedy Festival in Toronto, Canada
31 - Chester Fritz in Grand Forks, ND

August
1 - Auditorium in Minot, ND
2 - Civic Center in Bismark, ND
3 - Casper Events Center in Casper, WY
7 - Civic Theatre in Fargo, ND
8 - Sioux Falls Arena in Sioux Falls, SD
9 - Mayo Civic Center in Rochester, MN
10 - Morris PAC in South Bend, IN
12 - Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, NH
13 - Cape Cod Melody Tent in Hyannis, MA
14 - South Shore Music Circus in Cohasset, MA
15 - Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, NH
16 - Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City

27 - Headlining the Improv Comedy Club in Ontario, CA

September
4 - Times Union Center in Albany, NY
5 - Arena at Harbor Yard in Bridgeport, CT
6 - DCU Center in Worcester, MA
7 - Ryan Center in Kingston, RI
13 - Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, PA
14 - John Paul Jones Arena in Charlottesville, VA
18 - MassMutual Center in Springfield, MA
19 - Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, NY
20 - Prudential Center in Newark, NJ
21 - Bryce Jordan Center in University Park, PA
25 - Nationwide Arena in Columbus, OH
26 - Bank of Kentucky Center in HIghland Heights, KY
27 - Eastern Kentucky Expo Center in Pikeville, KY

October
2 - Theatre at the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, TX
3 - BOK Center in Tulsa, OK
4 - Kansas Coliseum in Wichita, KS
9 - Arlington Theatre in Santa Barbara, CA
10 - Viejas Casino Concert in the Park at Alpine, CA
12 - Reno Events Center in Reno, NV
17 - American Bank Center Arena in Corpus Christi, TX
18 - Reliant Arena in Houston, TX
19 - CenturyTel Center in Bossier City, LA
25 - Emens Auditorium in Muncie, IN

November
6 - Lake Cjarles Civic Center Arena in Lake Charles, LA
7 - Baton Rouge River Center Arena in Baton Rouge, LA
8 - UNO Lakefront Arena in New Orleans, LA
9 - Von Braun Center Arena in Huntsville, AL
14 - Toyota Center Kennewick in Kennewick, WA

26 - Headlining Irvine Improv, CA [Get Tickets!]

28 - Agganis Arena in Boston, MA
29 - Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, MI
30 - Canton Civic Center in Canton, OH

More dates are coming!!!



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Sarah: Pitbull With Lipstick

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Hey kids, I am Brian Haner - Musician/Writer/Standup. I have been doing standup since June of '06. I got started as most comedians do - by spending 25 years as a touring and studio guitarist/singer - recording with Frank Zappa, Rose Royce, Tower of Power, Avenged Sevenfold, etc. After I got my own record deal in the early 80's, which led to a gold record in Europe and certified poverty here in the U.S., I composed some scores for television/motion pictures and toured with my own band well into the 90's. Eventually I ended up writing songs for a small publishing company in Nashville. After two years it became apparent that nobody was going to record my songs except for me, (due to the fact that they were mostly about midgets and carneys). So at age 48, I embarked on a career in musical standup. I've worked with some great comedians this past year and they have all been helpful and supportive. I am currently on a US tour with Jeff Dunham through the end of this year, (and probably into 2009). We are working on a Comedy Central Christmas special that will air later this year. I am writing songs for it as well as performing in it as "Guitar Guy".

As far as communication goes - I have nearly 7000 "friends" and to be honest, we're really tight knit. We go on outings, picnics, etc. so if I don't accept you, don't take it personally. I know all of the people here by their first and last names as well as where they work, go to school and where they worship, (which of course is here). It's only natural that we're a little skeptical of outsiders. If you're still interested in joining, I just mixed up a big batch of Koolaid. Come on in and grab a Dixie-cup.

Lastly - yes, I am Synyster Gates father. He is the lead guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold - a very successful and popular band with videos, gold records, etc. I don't answer personal questions about him nor do I relay messages to him so don't bother asking. I will talk about him as soon as I get paid for the work I did on his last CD. (just kidding, Syn)


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Oct 12 2008 4:26 PM

Ily.
†..LuLlAbY...† [DR]





Oct 12 2008 2:42 PM

hey tnx for the add!!^^
~Sarah~





Oct 10 2008 2:01 AM

My Mom think's your hot so on her birthday I printed her a picture of you out and had it put on a pster now she want's your c'd ,I told her you was Married and your Happy,but it doesnt shut her up she's like a older version of a teenie bopper
it's very sad.
Jennifer{~*VengeanceGates*~}





Oct 10 2008 2:01 AM

Thanks for the add.
Teri





Oct 9 2008 10:09 PM

Brian, Thanks for adding me. Also thank you very much for emailing me on my questions and helping me out with everything. See ya New Years Eve! Teri
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Oct 9 2008 9:41 PM

well now i see were syn gets his talent from
Tonight Will Be The Night That I Fall For You...





Oct 9 2008 4:41 PM

The Show in Tulsa Was Awesome!!
-Megan-





Oct 9 2008 4:12 PM

hey papa gates!!

how is life treatin ya??
lutfi





Oct 9 2008 5:12 AM

hi... sir!!!
Derek





Oct 8 2008 8:07 PM

Thanks for the add, bro. Saw you Saturday night in Wichita. Great show! Hope to see you again soon! Keep rockin'!
| JesKa! | [B.A.M.F.] [FTDM!] [GMMHB]





Oct 8 2008 4:51 AM

Hello, Mr Haner :)
Thanks for accepting me to your friends list :P
(hehehe)
You are a great and talented person and I hope I see you live soon! :D
-Jessica
Rachel





Oct 8 2008 12:25 AM

Thanks for the add Guitar Guy...you rocked Wichita Saturday night. Ordered your CD today. Can't wait to get it!
♥Sades♥





Oct 7 2008 9:37 PM

hey Papa Gates!!
i saw u in Tulsa and u wer totally awesome! and i LOVE ur CD. well, Syn definately learned from the best ;D
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Oct 6 2008 2:19 AM

I saw you on the 3rd in Tulsa!!! U were AWESOME! I've told everyone I know how incredibly funny you are and we've all been checking out ur Sarah Palin Youtube video!!! I even e-mailed it to Foxnews!!! You Rock!
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Oct 6 2008 12:34 AM

Thank you for adding me! I loved your performance last night in Wichita. You have some amazing guitar skills! You are definitely my guitar hero. ^_^
*brandi*elizabeth*





Oct 6 2008 12:32 AM

you were awesome last night in Witchita.. good job!!! can't wait till the movie come out..
Brian





Oct 6 2008 12:26 AM

You Rock Guitar Guy! Seen you Saturday nite in Wichita. I don't think you would be the good witch with a pink guitar, you would be more in the line of OZ but without all the wisdom. Also loved the Sarah Palin song!
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Oct 6 2008 12:15 AM

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Oct 5 2008 8:04 PM

Hey Guitar Guy! (GP)
Friday Night was hysterical at the BOK Center in Tulsa.
Great show!

Sarah Palin song was great.
♥ Kira ♥





Oct 5 2008 7:51 PM

Hey Brian,
My friend and I saw you and Jeff last night in Kansas for her birthday!!! I was great!! I just wanted to say thanks for putting on a GREAT SHOW!!!
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Oct 5 2008 7:48 PM

Hiya Brian,
Saw you at the Prudential Center in Newark in September with Jeff Dunham. I never laughed so much in my life. The 2 of you absolutely kicked ass.

Jim
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Oct 4 2008 10:32 PM

You should be the one with the platinum albums!!
XOXOXOXO
Donell Morgan





Oct 4 2008 7:56 PM

Hope all is still well in your city of impure thoughts!
Love and Prayers
♥♥Kathy♥♥





Oct 4 2008 4:42 AM

♥ Brian, have another great weekend!!

Kathy
☆Brandee CSWS[nic]





Oct 4 2008 3:35 AM

Hey!
How are you?
Hope everything's good!

Take Care
<3
Colt McCoy For President





Oct 4 2008 2:34 AM

guitar pussy last night was hilarious. And love the Sarah Palin song.
Linda





Oct 3 2008 8:36 PM

Hey, I saw you and Jeff Dunham at NKU in Highland Heights,KY last friday night. Awesome show!! My almost 16 year daughter loves you guys and now I do too!!
Hope to see you come back to Northern KY again soon!!! :)
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Oct 2 2008 10:13 PM

Thanks for accepting my friend request :)

Check out my songs if you get a chance, would love to hear your thoughts! :)

My newest song "Been through the fall" has been added to rotation on Ottawa's #1 Hit Music Station Hot 89.9!!

Hope to hear back from you

-julie xox
B-Riel





Oct 2 2008 9:32 PM

Jebus dude. I can't stop watching "guitar Hero" since the day you put it up...I was like ":O WOAH!!!" lol but anywho, i live like 10 minutes form Improv you should stop by again sometime. Hopefully next time I will be able to attend.
Lindsey [woobang]