Bob Phillips
Stand-Up / Jokes / Political Humor
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"Can I get you a corndog? "
Male
46 years old
NOVI, MICHIGAN
United States
Last Login: 10/11/2008
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Bob Phillips's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Bob Phillips has been slinging jokes across the Midwest, and has opened for such national headliners as Frank Caliendo, Auggie Smith, Mike Green, Peter Berman, Greg Vaccarello, Bill Bushart, John DiResta, Derek Richards and many others. Drawing from today’s headlines, as well as his experience as an over-forty, single father, Bob weaves a web of insightful observations that are both funny and relevant. Bob is one of only a handful of conservative comics, and he is able to poke fun at the liberal mindset, without alienating liberal audience members. All in fun.Bob has performed at many comedy venues, including The Comedy Castle, Gary Fields, Chaplin’s, Joey’s, Wise Guys and many others. Working mostly clean, Bob can sling the dirt if need be. Audiences enjoy his friendly, "Come along with me" stage presence. | | Website | funnymanbob.com | | Influences | Brian Regan, Dennis Miller, Ted Alexandro, Jerry Seinfeld, David Letterman. | | Films | New Age Film's release, "Say Goodbye To Jimmy Springs."
Role: Standup comic. What a stretch! |
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Bob Phillips's Interests
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| General | Comedy, boxing, music, single malt scotch. | | Music | Elvis Costello, Elton John, Danny Elfman, The Ramones, Lyle Lovett, Mary Chapin Carpenter, The Who, Roseanne Cash, Paul Simon, Frank Sinatra, Warren Zevon, Randy Newman, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Jackson Browne, Bobby Darin, Tony Bennett, Neil Diamond. Yes, I said Neil Diamond. So sue me. | | Movies | Raging Bull, Edward Scissorhands, Evil Alien Conquerers, Rolling Kansas, The In-Laws, The Godfather, A Midnight Clear, Groundhog Day, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Heaven Can Wait, Being There, Lord of the Rings, Waiting For Guffman, Best In show, who cares. | | Television | Dexter, Letterman, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report. | | Books | The Heart of the Sea, Darkness At Noon, Blind Man's Bluff, The Hunt For Red October, The Rule of Four, Of Mice and Men, The Grapes of Wrath,Tunesmith, It's My Fucking Birthday, Me Talk Pretty Now. | | Heroes | My parents. They raised eight kids who spawned twenty grandchildren. They started with less than nothing, survived it all, and never once bitched or complained. They just did it. Whatever "It" was, they did it, and kept moving forward. |
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Bob Phillips's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 1" | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Joke Slinger |
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That One, Muhammad Ali and Other Musings
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Bob Phillips's Blurbs |
About me:
http://www.funnymanbob.com
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"---Willy Wonka.
I tell jokes at comedy clubs around the Midwest. I do it because I love it. If you ever hear a comic say they do comedy because they, "Just want to make the world a better place," it's bullshit. We do it because our egos need it. Strange thing about comics...big egos, but zero self worth.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My biological parents, Martin Luther King, Jr., Brian Regan, Kevin Meany, Dick Cheney, Ellen Degeneres, Lyle Lovett, Joey Ramone, Carl Sagan, Elvis Costello, Elton John, Warren Zevon, C.S. Lewis and the asshole who stole my Blackberry in Chicago.
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