About me: The Blumpkins have been part of NAKID since its inception in the spring of 2006. It was formed when the two best looking and most talented members of the Hoochie Mamas roster (Kevin "The Truth" Chenery and Sean "The Mayor" Wilson) decided that they had had enough of being mediocre and wanted to excel. They took the third and fourth best looking and most talented members of the Hoochie Mamas with them (Paul Mastrella and Andy Oterson) and The Blumpkins were born.
Perhaps it's outstanding coaching, or maybe amazing recruiting, but The Blumpkins have cut a path of awesomeness on and off the field the likes of which have never been seen in NAKID. Whether it be taking the Inaugural NAKID Beerlympics title, boasting the absolute hottest girls and most rugged men, or showcasing legendary pitching and defense, a Blumpkin no longer stands for just getting a blowjob while taking a shit. It stands for Kickball Immortality.
Who I'd like to meet: Kevin "The Truth" Chenery and Sean "The Mayor" Wilson and pretty much only other people who love Blumpkins. Especially because we are better than anyone in any other organization ever. Although if hot chicks want to meet the Blumpkins, then I guess that's ok. No beat chicks.
Paul will actually be here this Sunday to destroy the Hoos with us because his boyfriend will be in Chicago. Earl and Hiller, on the other hand... they'll be showing up at the pre-game boozefest together, in matching rainbow short-shorts. In other news, I heard Wes got kicked out of Verizon Center last week!
Ahhh...It's good to have some of the old crew back...and the newbies rock...they were eager to drink, flip and kick...It's gonna be a great season I can just feel it :) With one ridiculous win under our belts, we're in for a great time...welcome aboard newbies!
If this was LNS I would have flagged Brents post as Shockingly Innappropiate. Next time put a warning before posting a picture of something that f*ing nasty.
For real, there is a Gay Pride something or other in about 3 weeks. Maybe we can meet at a bar on their route in honor of Gay, I mean Guy. Happy colored costumes only!
Who knows if I even need to do this or not, or if anyone who cares will even see this message in time, but I won't be at today's game. I caught a stupid ass cold. End of May and I get sick? WTF?
So I am participating in Relay for Life next month in Arlington, VA and my goal is to raise $500 for cancer research. Please help me reach my goal by making a donation to the American Cancer Society. You can that by visiting my donation page at http://...com/28rcgr. Thanks in advance!
hey my names Sam and i have a problem with alcohol, id really like to nurse this situation tonight but have no friends since my left nut, devore and right nut bmoney are out of town. if youd like to hang out with me please give me a call, tonight seems to be a big one and im torn what to rock, ill be with a group from college and unfortunately, girls even more than the guys but DAMN FINE BEER GAME competition. hit me up whoever otherwise im going to sketchily pop in somewhere, bathrooms included ;-)
STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU'RE MY DATE TO MY COUSIN'S WEDDING. THAT IS FALSE AND YOU KNOW IT BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER TAKE "THAT GUY" TO A FAMILY FUNCTION. I WOULD ALSO NEVER TAKE A REDHEAD TO A FUNCTION BECAUSE THEN I WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF "YOU WOULD MAKE LITTLE REDHEADED STEPCHILDREN-LIKE KIDS". GROSS, YOU HAIRY REDHEAD.
