blaire, personal assistant to the stars
"blaire, personal assistant to the stars"

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26 years old
Seattle, WASHINGTON
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Generalaaron copland, aimee mann, alcohol, amy sedaris, anderson cooper, angels in america, anything goes, architecture, arezzo, assassins, avenue q, banana republic, bauhaus, bedknobs and broomsticks, bigotry, billy joel, black friday, black people, blaire, blow jobs, bollywood, boys with glasses, breakfast, butt sex, cabaret, canal grande, caroline or change, charles guiteau, cherry pie, chess (the musical), chicago, chocolate chip cookies, christmas music, colonialism, cooking, counter culture, crazy christian fundamentalists, cuddling, dating boys, david sedaris, deperate housewives, desperate housewives, dinner with friends, disneyland rides, don delillo, dune, egg nog, elton john, england, eva peron, evita, festivus, fuck buddies, gay angst, gay boys, gay sex, gay studies, geek chic, gender studies, george bernard shaw, giada de laurentiis, gin & tonic, hating gay people, hating jesus, hating the barefoot contessa, high society, hitler studies, homebody/kabul, hot steamy sex, ian hanomansing, india, inventing ethnic identities, italy, j david macey, jesus dress up, jonathon franzen, kups, lactose intolerance, lagaan, late night walks, little shop of horrors, lost, madonna, making fun of people, making out, masturbatory fantasies, maureen dowd, mccarthyist homoerotica, meredith monk, michel foucault, millennium, mumming, musicals, my blaire lady, national public radio, nicole kidman, ostrom, ouroborus, paris, personality cults, philip glass, philip roth, photography, pipe tobacco, poco, pomo, porn, prague, propaganda films, queer studies, ragtime, ray bradbury, red wine, religion, republic of tea, rhapsody in blue, riverdance, rufus wainwright, san francisco, sarcasm, scotch, seamus heaney, seattle, seinfeld, show boat, six feet under, suzanne holland, the daily show, the godfather, the golden record, the new york times, the new yorker, the stranger, the west wing, tony kushner, travel, travel photography, turkey, university of puget sound, urban design, useless facts, vancouver, vanilla, vanity fair, venice, vincent price, walter benjamin, white noise, wine, woman's studies.
Music

Aimee Mann, Rufus Wainwright, Neil Diamond, Fleetwood Mac, Coldplay, Madonna, U2, Bobby Darin, Elton John, Bill Joel, Elvis Costello, Sting, Patti Smith, Nick Cave, Philip Glass, Meredith Monk, Scissor Sisters, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, X, Jackson Browne, Aaron Copland, Elvis Prestley, Billie Holliday, Bjork, Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones, the Beattles, Bruce Springsteen, Buckwheat Zydeco, Joni Mitchell, Miles Davis, Nancy Sinatra

Evita, Chicago, Chess, Spamalot, Avenue Q, Caroline or Change, Ragtime
MoviesNapoleon Dynamite, The Hours, Chicago, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Psycho Beach Party, Royal Tennenbaums, Sound of Music, The Others, Adaptation, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, American Beauty, Casablanca, About Schmidt, Kill Bill, Moulin Rouge, Traffic, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Amalie, The Godfather
TelevisionDesperate Housewives, Lost, Seinfeld, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, 24, Arrested Development, Everyday Italian, House
BooksThe Corrections, Giovannis Room, Quantum Generatoins, Stiffed, American Pyscho, The Human Strain, American Pastoral, The Hours, The English Patient, Fast Food Nation, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Underworld, White Noise, Mao II, The Crying of Lot 49, Gravitys Rainbow, Middlesex, Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Wonder Boys, The Prophet, The Alchemist, The Qu'ran, The Hours, Angels in America, Corpus Christi
HeroesTony Kushner, Bill Clinton, Eva Peron
Groups: Gay SeattleBoys In BriefsMark Wahlberg is too hotDon DeLilloEvita Peron Fan ClubCapitol HillHidden Lake AcademyLittle gays across the globe

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     blaire, personal assistant to the stars's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Seattle, Washington
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:I sell plates at the Pacific Place Pottery Barn
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   blaire, personal assistant to the stars's Schools
University Of Puget Sound
Tacoma,Washington
Graduated: 2005
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Religion and English and Women's Studies
 

2001 to 2005

   blaire, personal assistant to the stars's Companies
Pottery Barn
Seattle, WA US
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   blaire, personal assistant to the stars's Blurbs
About me:
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Everything you have heard about me is false. So see for yourself

Its Blaire. Like Prime Minister Tony or the Witch Project, but its Blaire (with an e). which appearently, according to my parents, made the name masculine. Not that you care, but its Gaelic and means "from the plain". Either way, I think its pretty clear my parents were trying to screw me over

I was born 24 years ago in California. I lived in the Golden State with my very conservative Republican parents until I was in 16. At the age of 16 I moved to Dahlonega, Georgia, site of the first American Gold Rush in 1828. Gold mined from the hills surrounding Dahlonega went to fund the Confederate war effort after Southern states broken away from the Union. In Georgia at the age of 17, in the autumn of 1999, I renounced by Republican ways, my Episcopalianism, and my heterosexuality.

I came out to Washington for school and I feel in love with it all. In college I hosted the “My Blaire Lady Radio Programme” I show about musicals that was featured on National Public Radio. I have my bachelor’s degrees in Religion and Social Ethics, with minors in Women’s/Gender Studies and English. My thesis was called Something’s Queer Here: the Advocate and the Ethics of Outing. It was on the history of outing in gay media and the cooptation of outing against heterosexual people. So in the end I went to college so I could end up working at Pottery Barn selling plates and things to middle to upper class white people. When not selling plates I fend off the attacks of crazy women from Gig Harbor.

After graduating college so I could sell plates and napkins and picture frames I moved to Seattle which has lots coffeeshops and lots of microbreweries. Only the latter is of any use to me, but it seems like everyone I have slept with has worked for Starbucks at home point. In fact, I know for certain that I have slept with at least three people employed by Starbucks.

I am 25% Turkish. I used to be on the radio. Some people have said I look like Johnny Depp, a young Al Paninco (circa Godfather I), and Harry Potter, I deny any resemblence to any of them. I personally identify with Eva Peron. And yes, I am a young gay man living in the city.

I currently live on First Hill in Seattle in an old hotel with my books, my considerable collection of booze and my cat, Hillary Clinton.
Who I'd like to meet:
Don DeLillo, Eva Peron, Jon Stewart, Bill Clinton, Tony Kushner, David Sedaris, Jonathon Franzen, Philip Roth, James Baldwin, Truman Capote, Richard Avedon, Sherlock Holmes, James Bond

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Jul 5 2008 2:57 PM

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Jun 7 2008 12:23 AM

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Jun 6 2008 2:44 AM

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Jun 5 2008 3:05 PM

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Jun 5 2008 4:55 AM

HAPPY BAFDAY!
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Jun 4 2008 9:21 PM

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May 30 2008 9:24 PM

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May 30 2008 12:19 AM

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May 10 2008 10:27 PM



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Feb 15 2008 7:27 PM


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Jan 25 2008 6:27 AM

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Jan 8 2008 10:49 AM

Sorry but a friend of mine wrote something really bad about u in their myspace blog, u need to see it. here is the link...http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6463587&blogID=13379999
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Jan 2 2008 9:46 PM

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Dec 28 2007 10:33 AM

holy crap look at these pics this girl put on her page. CRAZY!!!

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Dec 26 2007 1:26 PM

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Dec 1 2007 6:41 AM

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Nov 21 2007 2:39 PM

Hello there new friend. Hows things? I couldn't help but notice that you are a Rufus fan. I would be one too. Love me some Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk...
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Oct 14 2007 2:28 AM

well HELLO my new friend
why on earth are you depressed?
thats no way to be!
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Jul 21 2007 4:42 PM

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Jun 3 2007 8:14 PM

Even though we have really different taste in men, can we just agree that hot men are hot?
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May 30 2007 8:33 PM

Sometimes I refer to you as "my gay boyfriend" or "homosexual life partner...aka gay boyfriend". How am I not in your top 8? I'm kidding of course! I hope you had a great rest of your 80 degree day! Miss you!
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May 30 2007 4:39 PM

Hey! Just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday!!! I see you have one coming up! Kevin
Kristina





May 19 2007 11:02 AM

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
Kristina





May 17 2007 7:27 PM

It's funny that your parents thought that adding an 'e' to your name made it masculine because in the french language (and I'm sure it doesn't stand alone), adding an 'e' is reserved for feminization of words.

...So maybe they inadvertently made you gay!
Kristina





May 7 2007 12:25 AM

I don't permit you to sign offline for the night. You'd better be doing something important like getting laid.
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Apr 11 2007 8:03 PM

!!!!!!!!!! blaire, personal assistant to the stars !!!!!!!!!!

Long time, mon ami! Your page is looking tight!

Sorry for my absence -- working on a new CD.

Speaking of which, there's a smokin' new Progressive Classical track up on Mad Nutcracker titled "Wasp Flight" Currently #2 in Progressive Rock on SoundClick.

Drop by and say "Cheers!"

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Apr 3 2007 11:18 PM

Stop by Rebar Thur for DJ Kyler (Sugar, C-89.5) and DJ Fuel!
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Apr 3 2007 6:18 PM

hi, how have you been? just thought i'd drop by :-)
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Mar 26 2007 9:30 PM

Chroist on a boike! I'm bored and it's midnight here. I think I'll go make some quiche or something. For you. So one day you can eat it, in quiche you're feeling down. HA. I'm so rad lame.
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Mar 20 2007 6:59 PM

Hey thx 4 the add!greets from manisnowta
Britta





Feb 26 2007 8:33 PM

Hey Blaire...did you know that every 10,000 raisin is a lizard head?
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Feb 7 2007 12:34 AM

are we ever hanging out ?
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Feb 4 2007 9:00 PM

woo, there's a group about marky mark being hot!
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Feb 4 2007 11:57 AM

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Jan 26 2007 12:34 AM

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Britta





Jan 20 2007 4:43 PM