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Billy Bob
Comedic Writers / Redneck/Country / Political Humor
"Keep America American!"

Male
45 years old
WATERTOWN, MASSACHUSETTS
United States



Last Login: 5/16/2008
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   Billy Bob's Comedian Bio
BioBilly Bob Neck has spent the better part of 25 years fighting to keep America American. Standing on the front lines of the battle for the heart and soul of America, Mr. Neck fires musical mortar shells of untold power. Whether hes supporting the troops with songs like Killing Every Arab I Can See, wryly commenting on the blue states with Liberals (Let Em Burn) or providing a clear-eyed and heartbreaking critique of homosexuals with the haunting The Sodomites Lament, Mr. Neck never fails to bring a tap to your toe, a tear to your eye and a heart filled with American Pride.
Websitebillybobneck.com
InfluencesJohn Wayne, Oral Roberts, Billy Graham, James Dobson, John Foster Dulles, Jim and Tammy Baker (before the unpleasantness), Jerry Falwell, George Bush and his daddy, Rush Limbaugh, Mike Gallagher, Clint Eastwood (before he turned into a homosexual), Charles Bronson, John Wayne, Midge Dechter, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell (before he turned into a homosexual), John Ford
AlbumsLiberals (And Other Dirty Words); Who The Heck Would Wanna Go To Hell?

    Billy Bob's Interests
GeneralGod, Jesus, stopping folks from being gay, supporting the troops (the one's that ain't gay), gardening
Groups: GODS CHILDREN - CHRISTIANSThe Liberal Democratic Party of the United States of America.For a Third Party AlternativeObscure Christian music ForumCREATION vs EVOLUTIONAnti Emo Federation [AEF]Vote Billy Bob Neck for President!! '08!!Republican Rave

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     Billy Bob's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Foot Soldier in the Culture Wars


Billy Bob's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 2129 Plays Today: 3
Billy Bob Neck In London
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Billy Bob Neck In Berlin
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Stop Nancy Pelosi Now!
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Randall Terry's Press Conference
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Issue Video - Nuclear Weapons And WMD
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Merry CHRISTMAS From Billy Bob Neck
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Win The War On Terror - Stop Being Gay!
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The Conspiracy Against My Candidacy
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Issue Video Twoo
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Issue Video Three - Homos
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Who I'd like to meet:
God, Jesus, George W. Bush, the guy that came up with the AFLAC duck commericial cuz that always tickles my funnybone

   


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May 16 2008 4:42 AM

Hey Billy Bob, I just bought you as my PET!
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The Ella Bella Hollywood Show





May 2 2008 9:50 PM

Must see
Black Clover





May 1 2008 1:41 PM

tanks fer de ad,got ta beedlememeet naw,cheers,ian
REV. Bill E. LUV





Apr 13 2008 11:54 PM

Thanks For Your Fellowship Thar,

Billy Bob Neck,

And Welcome,
Our Pulpit is Your Pulpit As long
You Keep it To the Original KingJames Un-bastardized Version !

Just The Other Day I had Told everbody To Brush Up On Smith & Wesson
And It About Scared Tha White Off My Collar ,
Anybody thats ever bothered to open their King James
Would Know dem Brothers Got Thar Names Changee By Dem Hell Bound Liberials To Cain & Able !!!
I Never Been To a
N.R.A Meeting , Got A Sticker
I shame To Say ,
But I'm Sure This is The Version Charlton Heston Read At every Convention !!!

Dem Damn Liberial Have ReWrote Just about EVERY Damn thing !!

Anyway Welcome
&
God Bless Ronald Reagan
For Keeping Us INCHES & POUNDS
Can You Imagine Counting The Stars
In the American Flag In Metric ???

Sincerely,
The Rightous Reverend Bill E LUV,
And That LUV With A "U" Because "U"
MATTER !!!

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Warrior Jodie





Apr 1 2008 2:15 PM

I wanted YOU to know that I was thinking about you the other night real hard. Some ole cowboy had me up on the hood of his El Camino and I wont say WHAT we was doing but I got to thinking about you. When he spit his tobacco clear over the top of my 5" stiletto heels I said "Billy Bob would be proud!" LOL!

XXOO

Jo-Jo
Doc





Mar 21 2008 4:06 PM

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DEREK?





Mar 20 2008 7:20 AM

When is jesus coming back??Lol J/K
Arielle Goldman





Mar 6 2008 9:07 PM

this guy stole your act
Warrior Jodie





Feb 29 2008 3:33 PM

Have a nice weekend hon!



Brother Whodat Glory Pines Ministry





Feb 27 2008 8:27 PM

Tarnations! What an inspiring group of friends you have. And such lovely pictures. I especially like the precious percussion playing penguin perched upon the posterior of the polar bear... priceless, ain't it?

BillyBob 2008!

God Bless!
MushKat


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Feb 25 2008 10:01 PM

Well, how honored am I to not only be in the top 40, but in the top 4!!! Keep spreading the Word, Billy Bob...I'm behind you 100%!!!
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Feb 23 2008 1:48 PM

Check out Born Standing Up interviews with

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Miss Poppy Dixon





Feb 21 2008 11:54 AM

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I'm sure you have a church of your own, but if you ever find yourself in Little Hope, AR, join me for Sunday service. This week we're have a rousing discussion on pre- versus post-millenarianism. Let's hope no one puts an eye out!!!!!
Miss Poppy
Miles Green {(Drums, TDRAD)}





Feb 20 2008 6:56 AM

The Ralphs Backporch Show





Feb 20 2008 4:59 AM

Howdy Billy Bob! Yessir, God is Love! How about sending us some of your recorded work so we can add you to the playlists of the two shows?

Thanks Ralph