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			"I called your mom a two-bit whore and she hit me with her sack of quarters. "

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Sublimation of this paltry universe to my divine and terrible will. Calling it "world domination" is so last millenium.

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Status:	Married
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Education:	College graduate

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About me:
Everywhere I go, folks keep telling me, "Jesus loves you," and I don't know how to tell him that I only like him as just friends. Back off, Loincloth.

I'm so def I can't hear.

My husband tells everyone I have doom bees that I can control and turn against this entire city. I tell him that maybe it's the city who's against my doom bees. Why can't people ever see both sides of the age-old doom bees vs. the city debate? Open up your minds, and end the segregation. All you need is love. Foster peace, or else I will totally sic my doom bees against this entire city.

People say that I have a drinking problem, but the truth is that I am totally amazing at drinking and they're just jealous.

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Heather	Oct 10 2008 10:18 PM That's what I was going to say--I freaking love this picture of you two (of course you already know it's great which is why it's your default but, whatever.) I'm so pleased my kid made an impression on her. That's cute. When you have 10 minutes to spare and are completely bored, ship me an email--I want to hear how you're doing.
Condra	Oct 8 2008 4:46 AM Oh, by the way-- you and your child look cute in those... what do you call them? Chicken hats? Yeah, whatever. Blood tells! well done, Ms. Beth.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Oct 7 2008 9:35 AM I KNEW there was something I wanted to see tonight! How did myspace JUST tell me about this comment when it happened so long ago. sigh. :( good luck this morning. love you!
tamra nichole	Oct 7 2008 7:10 AM Not at all. It's a cumulative team store. It will benefit the team. And by team I mean two people.... three if you join. lol
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Oct 6 2008 5:21 PM oh, by the way big pony, you look very pretty.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Oct 6 2008 5:12 PM i can't believe i missed that episode! oh well, it would have only made me cry. LUCY LOVES ME BECAUSE SHE CAN TYPE IN ON THE COMPUTER. which must mean i love you all very much because i am typing it right now!
tamra nichole	Oct 6 2008 8:44 AM join my 'team' woman!!! That just means you need to come over for an all night charmed fest!!
Condra	Oct 4 2008 1:53 AM Cay-otes are creepy. Like wolves (God love those endangered beings, but) I remember reading an old journal of a woman in a homestead, back in the frontier days-- the man was out hunting for sustenance, she was in a cabin fighting the wolves clawing through the walls and down the chimney, threatening her chilluns. Is my favorite metaphor! Is chilling, as is the sound of a bunny being masacred (heard this in N.C., don't want to hear it again). Oh, that wildlife! What can you do?
Breezy-Dawn	Oct 3 2008 5:57 PM I miss you guys!!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Oct 3 2008 7:21 AM okay, seriously, that was a bit creepy. haha i can't believe there wasn't a new office episode tonight. :( myspace is the only internet related thing that is working for me right now. every other website and service has stopped within the past few hours, to the past few minutes.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Oct 3 2008 2:57 AM um, so in 5 minutes it's ugly betty, then the office, then it's always sunny. i hope you are ready.
michael	Oct 2 2008 1:13 PM hey sweets, where ya been? i miss talkin to ya.. i have been crazy busy warping the minds of future generations and stuff. but all is good here! how bout you? love ya!
Condra	Sep 30 2008 3:11 AM I'm sitting on my deck listening to coyotes rail at the moon. Now I'm not above a well-timed hallucination, but this a TRUE observation! Apparently there's a run of coyotes in dese here parts. Eeerie! I just thought you should now a little more about the South's seamy reality, before you commit to moving here (although if you're as brave as I realize you are, this won't deter your destiny). I'm diggin' the hats, by the by.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Sep 29 2008 6:24 AM so for some reason, all i want to do is watch friends. i don't really know why, but i feel as though i am having chandler withdrawals.
panda eraser	Sep 27 2008 12:23 AM ha! march 27th also happens to be brian's birthday :)
crazyt1020	Sep 26 2008 8:17 PM Ooohhhh....yum! Thanks!!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Sep 24 2008 9:30 PM booooooooooooo, you should have just left him! haha. how happy are you to have brother home?? next time we hang out(hopefully sooner than later), i will just log onto my account and you can read it. pretty much just my complaints on a certain area of my life.
panda eraser	Sep 24 2008 4:36 AM what did i do to deserve such an awesome friend who sees deep into my disturbed mind?
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Sep 24 2008 12:44 AM You look very pretty, big pony.
Mr. Brian	Sep 24 2008 12:29 AM No I did not see that! Damn myself. I did, however, see the Sarah Palin impression by Tina Fey. Loooooooooved it.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Sep 22 2008 7:15 PM i'm so stoked for tonight, you have no idea.
Marlow	Sep 20 2008 2:04 AM Didn't know if you knew, but the comic is doing well. Plus, good reviews. Ain't It Cool News just posted some very friendly comments. Of course, I owe it all to you. Want a copy? Aaron
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Sep 19 2008 11:00 PM only for you baby, only for you. and by you, i mean raccoons.
michael	Sep 17 2008 12:48 PM that is one great comic my friend. it could have only been better had he come to that conclusion by reading the book in a darkened room lit only by the light of a smoke reflecting off a liquor bottle, like a real English major.
Condra	Sep 11 2008 6:41 AM OK, I have to immediately respond. Because the expression, "If I had a nickel," is one of my solid favorites, ask my children! I find it endlessly hilarious, especially in inappropiate circumstances. They, and all maybe, can take it up in therapy!
Heather	Sep 11 2008 4:52 AM Girl! Just found out today. :)
Condra	Sep 11 2008 3:42 AM I've been trying to rally around a good comeback for the McClatchy propaganda, but so far it eludes me... I think a hand gesture toward their corporate headquarters would be more appropiate! I shoulda gone into broadcast journalism, I reckon.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Sep 9 2008 5:59 AM you colored your hair???? I need to see it! tomorrow? see me tomorrow?
panda eraser	Sep 5 2008 3:12 AM i just ate dinner. a crazy-huge dinner of buffalo hot sauce flavored turkey burgers, ceasar salad, and garlic fries. oh, and some peach cobbler a la mode for dessert. i hope you're not hungry anymore when you read this.
orangeflower	Sep 2 2008 4:36 AM Happy Birthday Beth! Hope you had a good one... So what did you end up doing to your hair? I finally got rid of my A-line... ha ha!
Rachael-bean	Sep 2 2008 3:27 AM
panda eraser	Sep 1 2008 10:45 PM .. happy birthday, dear!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Sep 1 2008 7:07 AM happy birthday! I love you!
GenieBOOM	Aug 31 2008 7:16 PM PLEASE don't dream about that with me... ha ha ha... t How bout this... tonight have another dream that i wasn't prego but just really fat. I think i would prefer that! :)
Mr. Chris	Aug 29 2008 3:56 PM did we already know this about each other, that one was born a day after the other? For some reason, I'm feeling surprised--but not really since you do "bite my style" often--so I'm thinking this is a new revelation for me. Or, that you're lying about your age... again.
Condra	Aug 27 2008 2:42 AM Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well write! haha!!!
panda eraser	Aug 26 2008 1:50 AM I would pay cash/money to see that too, as a matter of fact. also in hug form.
orangeflower	Aug 18 2008 4:16 AM How is your trip to Cali going? Missed you Saturday, hope all is well:)
zakk is lame	Aug 15 2008 6:02 AM i hadn't read your profile in a while and i forgot how funny it was...you...you're funny...yes you are. YES, you are.
Ryan Toth	Aug 13 2008 10:54 PM I love you. Yep, makes perfect sense, doesn't it? Around here...you can never be too sure, maybe today is the day that gift shop girl will finally come around; or maybe the Janitor will finally kill me. Either way, just like that, everyone gets what's coming to them. :)
Condra	Aug 12 2008 1:24 AM Right back at 'cha-- you, your man and The Queen are welcome on my couch, too-- especially if (when) you move to Raleigh!! Which, by the way, is a pretty cool town, I have some distant family there who'd be happy to show you around-- so, Come on DOWN, Beth! "Natch" is good. Another one I always drool to use is "That's rich. That's just RICH, you unmitigated bastard!!" I'm waiting for the right time-- when, you know, am all riled up and ready to sabotage a relationship or something, haha!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Aug 8 2008 5:32 AM okay, i really miss you and you're horrible at reading emails and my boys season finale just eneded and OH MY GOD I HOPE YOU SAW IT, IF NOT I AM WATCHING IT EVER DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I want you to come home :(
Condra	Aug 6 2008 6:30 AM You are one of those rare people who own a couch I'd like to climb onto. Then you'd pour me a glass of wine or absinthe or thorazine, and we'd ruminate on the mysteries of life... the joys and jerkiness of motherhood, the triumphs and tragedies of writing, the quirkiness of people, politics and ideas. I'd probably laugh til I snorted alcohol out my nostrils. So hey, when you movin' down South? ha!!! hope you're well, ms. beth. (and when we meet, I promise not to speak in alliteration!)
Condra	Aug 1 2008 3:08 AM Yes, does sound cryptic! Am not at my best these days. But yeah, the state (sorry, cough, commonwealth) archareogist came out... he agreed with the big rock. The rest? Not so sure. And I revert to something I got from Horne: Faith is believing in something, even when you don't know why." He's probably forgotten, he's funny that way. Because he never actually shuts up! I relate. But? I wrote an editorial on how I believe, hell yeah, WANT to believe... and now field phone calls! It's just... I liked it, even when I can't tell the subject just HOW much, because then my phone will never stop ringing... it's a conundrum!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Christy Anne	Jul 31 2008 9:10 PM

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