My parents got married, had 3 kids, then got divorced. Thanks Mom and Dad! and then i decided to do this show:
Website
Google me
Influences
Mostly Bad
TV Shows
Jimmy Kimmel Live<(open line)*>?Exclamation *(% Point;>'
Films
I tried out for a movie but didn't get the part. My great-grandpa was a racist stunt-man in "Birth of a Nation"
Albums
Silly Songs
Ben Kronberg's Interests
General
Communicating.
Music
Spoon, Radiiohead, Wilco, Trans Am, Cat Power, The Panderers, Cody Chestnut, Grandaddy, Kraftwerk, Mike Andrews, Peaches, The Beta Band, CocoRosie.
Movies
Window Water Baby Moving (Stan Brakhage), Big Trouble in Little China (John Carpenter), Me and You and Everyone We Know (Miranda July)
Television
IF YOU SEE A "PLAY' SYMBOL CLICK IT - IF I DON'T MOVE, HIT THE REFRESH BUTTON IN THE PLAYER.
PLEASE LEAVE A DONATION IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME. I NEED YOUR HELP.
Books
The Holographic Universe (Michael Talbot), Tao Te Ching, The Bell Jar (Sylvia Plath)
Heroes
Anyone who has been badly burned from head to toe, and still gets layed without paying for it.
I will totally be at the Oriental Theater to see you. I can't wait. By the way, the Roller Dolls are wrestling in food afterwords if you want to check it out. :)
Tornado screenings! 7/3 at the Great and Secret Show, 7/5 at The Tomorrow Show, and possibly some more in the near future. Yay for Ben's magnificent performance alongside beaming ray of talent Tony Sam! Tornado!!!
u missed it! oh well. u didn't miss much. just me starting a redneck fight and then dancing on the bar. naked. except for a strategically placed post-it note. and three gummi bears. oh wait. that was chris. dang. i got nothin. hope ur not in trouble.
Hello Ben. Nice to see you, Myspazzily. Since your flyer says your show at The Oriental is not to be missed, I shan't miss it! Much love and deformed balloon animals, - Loki
Lots of blood and stitches, along with ambulance ride. apparently when i hit my head, i am prone to verbally abuse anyone in the medical profession trying to talk, touch, or help me.
I'm excited you're coming home for a visit. No way for me to see the Oriental show, cuz I'll be working the DPUMS all Friday and Saturday. BUT. I hear you'll make your way to that, too, am I right? Big love.
Im so proud of you! I love you. and Im drunk. The last time I saw you was jan 1st, or dec 31, you choose. ANd I know you miss me. I miss your chef jacket
Double, Double, Cheese, Cheese, aw whatever. I'm recording at Cherry Sound, and Guillot showed me that video you guys did, it's friggin awesome. Keep 'em laughin, that song always gets me, man.
Mike D and I are laughing so hard. We are so stoned. I saw dancing dave last weekend he was in Denver. You should see his new dance moves so good. k bye
Hey there Mr Kronberg.Hows life in LA.You gettin plenty of gigs out there.I reckon LA is the spot to be for a man in your line of work.You know,being a contract killer in all.I'm on to you Ben.You may have everyone else fooled with your "comedy",but you can't pull the wool on me buddy.I gotta admit though,pretty good cover up.I mean,who would think that someone who performed on Kimmel jets around the globe ending peoples lives for incalcuable sums of money.
