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Mexican in a bar… A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was BROWN, " "When i grew up, i was BROWN, " "When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "When i die, i'll be BROWN." But you pendejo...." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "Chinga tu madre, puto!!!
If ur a real beaner pass this on to 8 true mexicans u know! even da 1 who sent u dis!...keep the brown pride!!!!!!!!
So i got an x-ray today and they found you in my heart,The dr. said if they took you out,I would die cuz i could not live without you...Give this heart to every person you care about including me if you care.Try to collect 12.