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Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association
Sketch Comedy / Female / Improv
"Reach for the bottle, not for the joke"


26 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/6/2008
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   Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association's Comedian Bio
BioWe are a comedy group based out of Brooklyn, NY. We have performed at top alternative comedy clubs in the city, including The People's Improv Theater, The Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre, Rififi, Mo Pitkins. Watch some video sketches on YouTube and ifilm. We are unable to ride unicycles, but soon, son. Soon.
InfluencesMr. Show, Chappelle’s Show, Nichols and May, Monty Python, The Office, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, SNL, Upright Citizen’s Brigade, The Smothers Brothers, The Mighty Boosh, Kids in the Hall, Marx Bros., Bill Irwin...Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
MembersJohn Knefel, Jesse Ruuttila, Maggie Sandford, Elliot Stapleton
FilmsBesides the above YouTube/iFilm videos starring The Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association, please also note: "Crotchhammer" featured on the brilliant kipiniak.com

     Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Wolf Choker (bare hand)/ Nurse's Aide


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   Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association's Blurbs
About me:
Troubled young ne'er-do-wells from across the United States, the Bare Hand Wolf Chokers were drawn together by their superhuman ability to prevail over carnivorous canines 'cause of considerable carpal control. A gift from God? Or the DEVIL? The Bare Hand Wolf Chokers work out of Brooklyn, New York, where -- male or female, Capitalist or Communist, shaven or shorn, Jew or Gentile, 3 dimensional or 7 dimensional, swingin or square -- no wolf is safe. In boca di lupo! Carpa Lupo!
Who I'd like to meet:
SEE: Influences. Plus: Willem Dafoe, the Wu Tang, Axel Rose.

   Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association's Friend Space (Top 7)
Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association has 266 friends.
 Molly 


 300 Watt Sobriquet 


 Erickk 


 Lolabrigada 


 A Week of Kindness 


 Slightly Known People 


 Mr. Show 





Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association's Friends Comments
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Unvanecessary





Mar 31 2008 6:59 PM

where my homies at?


thinkin' of you....just got evicted for noise in SF, so I'm going back to the giant metal beasts of Oakland where I pay chump change for a warehouse full of fun.

Or I just like lugging all my crap across the bay a couple times a year. always a blast as well.

LOVE!
Bong Hits For Jesus





Mar 27 2008 7:23 PM

BIRTHDAY BONG HITS!!!!!!

HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE FOR YOU...
LET US KNOW IF WE CAN HELP YOU CELEBRATE

no fake ones
BHFJ
Andy Kleiman





Feb 28 2008 5:05 AM

The long awaited 2nd episode of "Just One of the Gods" is here! Jesus gets cut off and is forced to look for a job with hilarious consequences!!

The Ice Cream Socialists





Feb 23 2008 2:02 AM

Photobucket
Lolabrigada





Jan 21 2008 2:48 AM

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Lolabrigada





Jan 18 2008 3:39 AM

DAVEY Part 6





Dec 29 2007 2:06 AM

she tried out for playboy its crazy that we grew up with her!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290
Jeff Hilliard





Nov 25 2007 10:27 AM

Hey best myspace friend forever! I hope you are having the greatest life, because you are the reason I get up in the morning. This world needs more of you!!!

Love your # 1 fan-

Jeff XOXO

www.youtube.com/JeffHilliard
www.funnyordie.com/JeffHilliard
adi





Nov 6 2007 10:02 PM

Brendan





Nov 4 2007 9:06 PM

adi





Nov 4 2007 8:51 PM

Molly





Oct 23 2007 4:28 PM

thanks for watching my comedy video, boys and girl.

-the other molly jane (not the one below. the one-- you know which one)
Evan





Aug 29 2007 1:18 PM

Mark Vicente





Aug 16 2007 4:10 PM

PUKKA is spinning @ Highline, downstairs lounge on Fri. August 17th/ 9:30pm/ FREE
BRING YOUR FRIENDS
www.nychighline.com
www.welovepukka.com
Mike Drucker





Aug 15 2007 7:15 PM

You guys were awesome despite my best attempts to misspell your group name.
Jenny





Aug 14 2007 8:04 AM

HEY I JUST GOT A 500 DOLLAR MACYS GIFT CARD FOR FREE!
I CHECKED THE MAIL TODAY AND LOOK WHAT CAME

CLICK HERE
FOR YOURS NOW.
ILL TALK TO YOU LATER TIME FOR AN EARLY SHOPPING SPREE LOL!
LISA BIANCO (@ CMJ Oct. 22)





Jul 28 2007 4:57 AM

The title alone got me here. LOL. cool stuff.
300 Watt Sobriquet





Jul 18 2007 4:44 AM

Anna





Jul 17 2007 12:51 PM

I had a dream about you guys last night! I was composing a long email to all of you about why I couldn't come and live with you in a cabin in the woods.
The Great Sketch Comedy Show





Jul 9 2007 3:45 PM

You Bare Hand Wolf Chokers are great! really love your vids, hope you'll be partaking in the showdown!


Jim & Timmy Give Birth (to a Great Idea)
Uploaded by JimBiederman
Rue Brutalia Sketch Comedy





Jul 5 2007 9:46 PM

Hey guys. Checked out The Admins vid...yo that's some good stuff. REAL nice. Looking forward to catching your show.
Regards,
Jason
300 Watt Sobriquet





Jun 29 2007 12:02 AM

Are you guys still an Association? An LLC? an Inc.? Perhaps an Org.?

C'mon guys, I'm freaking out over here!
The Ice Cream Socialists





Jun 23 2007 7:26 PM




The Great Sketch Comedy Show





Jun 20 2007 9:36 PM

Thanks for signing up and Good Luck...that is if you have signed up already!!
Unvanecessary





Jun 1 2007 5:00 PM

It's my party
I'll smooch if i want to

AHHHH I wish more than ANYTHING you guys were here for 2nite

thanks a mil for everything-can't wait to see you again so sooooooon
Molly





May 21 2007 3:52 AM

DJ battle! rodney dangerfield vs. political theorist noam chomsky. lets see your chomps, chompsky.
Chris O'Connor





May 17 2007 11:15 PM

raffarty asked me Why do they tell you its not about size.You and i know that is pure bull,I had an experience like this my self.Im going to tell you something that i was asked not to leak out but my so called friend hasent called me for sometime now since he's been busy.Ok he went from having a small yang to a monster in no time at all.he has put on three and a half inches in a short time ,an get this it's still getting bigger.He has been secretly taking these tabs from JOBRER.COM copy and paste the address into your browser.I found out when I was at his flat, three saturdays ago, we were getting ready to go to the music shop, so while he was in the can, I went in his room, looked under his bed and found a bag with tabs in it, there was like eight full packs and four empty ones, all ordered from JOBRER.COM I thought it was funny at first but then when he came out and saw me looking at them, he lost it and told me to never let his little secret out,especially chicks that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the honeys in the zone, when just a while back he was lost when it came to females.I diden't believe him until he layed it all on the table, I did see his stick and yes, it is huge,really huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering eight packs from the website at JOBRER.COM for yours trully.. he does not have a web page, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back,Im living proof that they do work on any guy, see for your self.JOBRER.COM
M73128383
300 Watt Sobriquet





May 3 2007 4:02 AM





Molly





Apr 30 2007 7:11 PM

i'm coming back to NYC memorial day weekend courtesy of ma and pa knefel. hooray! lets ride bikes and see comedy and eat at zaytoons with ma and pa knefel.
Ed Murray





Apr 5 2007 8:15 PM

Google Time rocks.
MoN





Mar 31 2007 7:18 PM

Happy Birthday Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association! What have you planned for your midlife crisis?
Molly





Mar 29 2007 6:49 AM

Sketch show name = An Army of None. poster = lone nun in the desert with a grenade or a gun
Sara Plain and Tall





Mar 25 2007 4:48 AM

more shows?
tom





Feb 12 2007 5:56 PM

so wussup? i'm feelin' you!
Molly





Feb 9 2007 5:06 PM

Sketch Show: April 5th and 6th (It's Maunday-Thursday and Good Friday again)
Schadenfreude: the weekend before... in case you want to make a whole "no work, only comedy" week out of it
Lolabrigada





Feb 8 2007 6:27 AM

Dearest Barehanders,
Just popping in to see if you we can expect to see you on Friday night at Under St. Marks. For it has been a while. Too long, in fact, and nobody post parties like you assholes.
Love,
Lola's vagina
Molly





Feb 7 2007 3:44 AM

biotches,
keep your performance calendars clear for the middle weeks of april. sketch show promise-land materializing. details coming very soon. in the mean time, spike lee's coming friday. i'll tell him you say hi.
Nick





Feb 4 2007 8:16 AM

See who is spying on your MySpace page!

Click here to start tracking your profile lurkers!

Sara Plain and Tall





Jan 22 2007 6:48 AM

what you know about trouble at east river?
Really Doe





Jan 12 2007 4:21 PM