rubber bands for cocks, naked ladies, gary and the dope-pushers, family ties, doug and the diggers, shira kantor, 2 monks and a nun, the dump trucks, george noory and the conspiracies, the liquid asses, the gals of november, the boni boys, unicorn facelift, the beheaders, oi! me eyes!, paul harvey and the enunciators, steve and the kitters, joe meower and the twins, apocalypse meow, tracy kitter, flock of cat, rowdy roddy piper, ian punnitt and the pansies, antoine mcgillicuddy, donny and the douche bags, alphonso snodgrass. marylin manson, the flamin' hooty hoos, joe doucheray, abortion face, gino saskatagracci, fartin' jenny and the toots, weed and shit, skranty-pants-pantler, dancin' davy's burlesque review, art bells of shin city, richard c. hoglund and the idiots, rookie, leonard theodore and the druggists, box elder, urkel, fffft, the haberdasher occupation, those old fashioned stockings, g.b. leighton, terry cloth and the clean-ups, tornado-in-my-face, richard dawkins and the creationists, the liquidated assets, the electric shoes, the jonny holm band, son of dork, ouija board chopsticks, pussy cat plaster, legs of gangrene.
The last thing I need in my life right now is you telling me what is and isn't a Vanilla Ice reference. I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. I know, I know, that was a little "Ice 101." Sue me.
wait, it's also michael imperioli's birthday. christufuh! is 42. and let's not forget these hot hos: James Iha (40) Kenny Chesney (40) Jennifer Grey (48) Leeza Gibbons (51) Martin Short (58) Vicki Lawrence (59) Steven Tyler (60) Diana Ross (64) James Caan (68) Alan Arkin (74)
I apologize. I got really really sick before I left town, had to work anyway... was too fucked up to get you your guitar back. I am an ass, sorry. Are you playing Sunday anyhow, BTW?
god, im bored. tell that chef freak of a guitar player that if he doesnt commit himself to practice sometime soon the electric piano player is going to declare himself musically unemployed, thereby finding a tall tree and a short rope, much like a long walk and a short pier. selah.
whats up, bitches? i found this site and thought i'd tell every band i know, it shows you if anyone at Brianfest ever liked you. i dont know how it works but its fuckin cool, it told me that cory threw his empty whiskey bottle in the fire and had the audacity to pull it out and burn himself, yammering like a fucking mad-man for three days afterwards about people who attacked him.. you gotta try it!
Now, I don't get it, are you at Radio K in the afternoon and Big V's at night? Maybe it was Big K's in the morning. This shit has got to make some sense. Blessings.
