Pagoda of the Unfit, Suzi Fucks, Interstellar Panda Junction, The Vomit Mongers, Harmony Sucks, God is a Cowboy, Little Mister Poopey-Boots Bastard-Pants and the Indelibles, I Heard Your Mom is One Also, Lethargic Wolverine, The Turbo-Batman 5000 Effect, and Improper Use of a Diaphram.
Sounds Like
Robots smoking crack while fucking a drum machine in the ass, filmed by a hobo drunk on mouthwash. (in the future)
In the Year 2032, the planet faced the most ghastly of monstrosities. A fleet of Truck-sized vaginas entered our atmosphere and began devouring our planet; starting with Wisconsin. After recklessly plundering the face of our planet for many months, they were defeated by the awesome pressence of the flying spaghetti montser. The only place left untouched by the vagina's wrath: the whole country of Canada. So, having fleed to the land of our wintery neighbors to the north. We did what anyone would have done. Started a Triple A pop sensation with what little technology we had left. After winning numerous contests on local radio from across the globe, me and my comrade were present with "The best people to ever inhabit the planet" award, and granted access to the last working time machine which we used to come and visit the peek of human existence 2006, where alchohol flows like blood, and meth is like whoa!1 Unfortunatly we were to drunk to operate the time machine properly and crash landed in some shit hole they call Knoxville, TN. But, fuck it atleast we rememembered to bring a copy of our CD.
Enjoy fuckers!1
Do you think you could do me a favor? My friend Brian has entered a competition on MySpace for his short film. Its about a kid whose parents are in the porn industry. Its hilarious. It would mean a ton to mean if you checked out the movie and gave it a thumbs up booyah in the box below the video.
Heres the link: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21657314
Dropping through to say hey... I hope that you are doing great. I really need your help in the savvy contest. I am in 1st place right now and I need your daily 10s to win!
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