Bodicea
"Musings of an Asian Cocktail"

Female
21 years old
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Afghanistan



Last Login:6/16/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/asianmuse  

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    Bodicea's Interests
General


Olive garnishes:
1. Dumb fucks who add her only because of her lips.
2. Ignorant shallow/superficial fuckwits
3. Those who add/ask to add her without understanding her full profile + blog.
4. People who can't tell the difference between arrogance and being factual.
5. People who likes to assume.
6. Stubbornly ignorant people.
7. Flagrant hypocrites.


Her Martini garnishes:
Her cocktail ingredients:
1. Good-lookers with substance
2. Intellectuals + high EQ
3. Nice girls to bitch with
4. Creative writing
5. Dance
6. Apathetic Agnosticism
7. Randomness
8. Bantus capoeira
9. Vintage
10. Social work
11. Abstract
12. Rain
13. Banter
14. Talking to nice strangers
15. Horrendous singing
16. Philosophy
17. Excellent humour
18. Anti-McDonald's-ism (an evil empire)
19. Anti-Starbucks-ism (exploitation towards African coffee bean pickers)
20. Speed
21. Beautiful morbidity
22. Photography
23. Creamless Oreos (Why people want cream in between biscuits/cookies at all, she doesn't fathom. It plainly is disgustingly sweet.)
24. Fighting for justice in Bodohland
25. Et cetera
Her cocktail session atmosphere:
Smooth jazz
+ Jazz blues
+ Alternative
+ Acoustic
+ Emo
+ Classical
+ Oldies
+ R&B
+ Instrumental
+ Rock
+ World
+ Pop
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Her cocktail catelogue:
Requiem for a Dream
The Legend of 1900
Dead Poets Society
A Beautiful Mind
Life Is Beautiful
Gladiator
The Matrix
Forrest Gump
Artificial Intelligence
Stephen Chow movies (espcially the old ones)
Constantine (Hilarious)
Million Dollar Baby
Back to the Future trilogy
Spirited Away
The Island
White Chicks
Transporter 2
She's the Man
The Emperor's Journey(Marche de l'empereur, La)
The Idiot Box:
Reality TV shows. You gotta love 'em.
National Geographic
Discovery Channel
Dramas like Desperate Housewives
Any sitcoms as funny as F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Sometimes the news humours her.
Anything hilariously stupid (she likes to find something to bitch about when she's uber bored)
...
Let's face it, TV does make you stupid.
But hey, nobody can be smart all the time.
Being a nerd:
Her Oxford
Harry Potter series (not the movies)
The Little Prince
The Millennium Girl
Memoirs of A Geisha
War of the Worlds
Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Feeling Sorry for Celia
Asia Reader's Digest
The Economist
Inspirational bartenders:
Genuine social workers
Alturistic matyrs
Individuals with an extremely super duper hyper wicked sense of humour who can cheer up the dead
Peculiar personalities that positively influence the world
Her dad
Bodicea Lashley, herself
Soul-searching:

     Bodicea's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Hometown:The base of the cocktail.
Body type:0' 2" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Tall tale teller



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   Bodicea's Blurbs
About me:


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Her story begins: Once upon a time, a man from the province of Si Chuan in the Middle Kingdom(China) migrated to Siam(Thailand) and met a delicate Goryeo(Korean) lass from Chinese Taipei(Taiwan). They got horny over the idea of creating a mark of everlasting love, and thus, a little boy came about. The little boy grew up and got sick of Siam's(Thailand's) fattening food that he decided to go to Singapore instead. Somehow somewhere, the not-so-little-anymore boy was seduced by a Nippon-Hongkie(Japanese-Hongkie). They got horny too so they flew all the way to Kuala Lumpur in Malaya(Malaysia), to create erotic music at the foot of the Petronas Twin Towers. By midnight, a beautiful cocktail was concocted... (VIEW HER EXPOSe and THE TRUTH BEHIND HER STORY and THE EXTENDED COCKTAIL RECIPE)

Bodicea is 10% Idiot.

(Because of TV + stupid people online)


..

She is not annoying at all. In fact, most people go to her for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of her. But what can she do? She is smarter than most people.
Who I'd like to meet:



1. PEOPLE TO READ HER FUCKING BIG ISSUE WITH "FRIEND" REQUESTS BEFORE THEY CONSIDER ADDING HER.
Reason: She will never approve your "friend" request if you don't know what she thinks you should know.

2. Long Island Tea. Pina Colada. Graveyard. Tequila Cocktail.
Reason: Cocktails are interesting.

3. Minds with common sense and mouths and fingers.
Reason: She misses smart people.

4. a Jock + Brains.
Reason: She would like to see a miracle.

5. individuals affiliated (or would like to be affiliated) with the Dead Poet Society.
Reason: Carpe diem.

6. people who see her behind the pink lips and black hair. And understands her blogs.
Reason: She's sick of superficiality.

7. girls to giggle with.
Reason: Girl power. I'm serious. She needs more girlfriends than guy friends.

8. a Nikon CoolPix
Reason: It's a waste of talent if she never gets one.

.Give Your Biggest Burp.


   Bodicea's Friend Space (Top 7)
Bodicea has 38 friends.
 PinPin. 


 arthur 


 .LaiLaRawwrr. 

Is Online
 Zaki 


 chaps 


 scar's 


 mizmr 





Bodicea's Friends Comments
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chaps





Nov 30 2007 3:38 AM

i miss you.
♥AwfulViolet♥





Jun 14 2007 4:17 AM

hey whats new
.LaiLaRawwrr.


Is Online


Mar 6 2007 10:02 PM

oi you. the hell have u been dude? eh dudette. lol. i msged u on msn banyak kali but u nvr replied lor. hehe. long time no see la. so hows life at adp? hows capoeira? hmm...we should go lepak again sometime. go laundry ke...now that im finally "free". hahaha...*evil grin*. eh, u said u wanna introduce me to some nice liquors...hehehe. can ajak ur drinking partner, Ash also. speaking of...he owe me a beer. lol.
Zut zut et zut;





Jan 7 2007 1:17 AM

want to lepak?
you cuti edi issit? jomma.
although i got masalah kewangan a bit. hihihi.

you suggest a date and time, and i'll see if i'm free, hokays?
.LaiLaRawwrr.


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Oct 11 2006 10:19 AM

Thanks for the birthday wish! Well, it's alright. Anyways, I baked chocolate moist instead. Cuz cheese cake is kinda hard to make. Hehe.
Zut zut et zut;





Sep 26 2006 6:58 PM

my favourite kinky line now:

I'm a tiga, RAWR (with the hand thing)!

usually people look at me weird and laugh. i think i look/sound pretty kinky saying that.
.LaiLaRawwrr.


Is Online


Jul 16 2006 3:24 AM

Bodicea is one lucky biatch who got to hang out for a few drinks with Dragon Red! Grrr. Lol.
rye-n





Jul 8 2006 5:07 PM

Hey Bodicea, how have you been darling?
scar's





Jun 27 2006 9:33 PM

hey honestly dead page so hard to read...
cheer up
arthur





May 30 2006 7:12 AM

hey..guess what..
i might be going to Taylor's for A levels....it's the only college the scholarship wants me to go...

hm...
Zut zut et zut;





May 30 2006 5:21 AM

just so you know, i stopped smoking a month ago. heh.
.LaiLaRawwrr.


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May 27 2006 10:00 PM

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chaps





May 19 2006 2:21 AM

maaf.. saya tertido depan pc semalam.. :P
PinPin.





May 9 2006 8:42 PM

A great friend, she is.
Great looking, she is.
Foreign look, might have.
Philosophy, bond us.
Hanging out with her, great fun.
Conversations, never stop.
Time, seems fast.
Body Photography expert, she is.
Nice nails, she got.
Greateful, I am.
Zut zut et zut;





May 8 2006 7:12 PM

http://puisi-relay.blogspot.com/
Neyna





May 7 2006 7:07 AM

Hey Ah Moi! So Glad to Finally Meet U ..It Was Indeed The Most Memorable Moment ler Moiii!! U Reckoned me as ur 'BIG" sister..that was damn nasty ahaks!..But seriously Hun..I hope this wld go far n beyond...take care..have a f**cking great life ahead of U!
arthur





May 6 2006 3:18 AM

j 0 L ! N!

haha, yea, 'boringville' meant inti nilai...it's like in the middle of nowhere! but i'm starting to like it here tho, hostel life is pretty cool... :)

how bout u? how have u been? haven't talked to u for ages! hav to meet up sometime! :D
scar's





May 4 2006 1:25 AM

" 1 kudos" to keep u moving...

teruskan karya ande wahai wanite....

Scar's
scar's





May 4 2006 12:46 AM

skill who are u...
malay u takcle..
english u have it..

Scar's
NISMO





May 1 2006 5:32 PM

Sup lady friend of mine. How is your day going so far? Hey, if you have any questions about Ethics at all, feel free, and we can go over a few issues/theorys we went over in class and I'm sure we could have a great debate on some of the content. :o) Btw, I hope you did well on all your finals. Bai Bai!
NISMO





May 1 2006 3:45 PM

Well. I'm sorry that you don't like memorizing "stuff". lol Neither do I. In ethics, it really isn't about memorizing. It's more about applying what you have learned. I suppose that it is memorizing in a roud about way, but not really directly memorizing the material. It is a really fun class if you like to debate issues. You know, playing the devils advocate. hehe I love that class. I think, as of right now, I have a high B in the class. I'm not all that upset because I didn't do so well on the first test. As a matter of fact, I just finished writing my paper for that class and it ended up being around 12 pages long. haha What fun that was.

You know, I couldn't be anything less than supportive because you've always been there to support me and give me ideas and new insights on issues that I never would have seen or sought to look into. It's great that we can have the conversations we do. I'm almost positive, that with the way your mind works, that you will do great in Ethics. It is such a fun and exciting class. That is, of course, if you have a good instructor/professor teaching it. Well, I hope to talk to you soon, and good luck with your Phil. 101 class. Take care! Bai Bai!

P.S. Thanks for all the comments on my Blogs. I'm gonna need to take some time to do the same w/your blogs. It will get done though. I promise. hehe :o) <---- cute lil emo.
mizmr





May 1 2006 1:07 AM

u look like a korean..
NISMO





Apr 30 2006 2:40 PM

Hey homie! I just figured that I haven't written you a comment in a long time. I apologize. Anyways.........what were you saying the other night about Ethics? That is was a level 102 class, and you were/are in a philosophy 101 class?? It's a really fun class. I'm sure you'll do an awesome job in that class. You little prodigy you! ;o)
.LaiLaRawwrr.


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Apr 18 2006 12:22 PM

Ok here goes.

(((((BUUURRRRRRPP!!!)))))
scar's





Apr 13 2006 12:11 AM

A FRIEND IS...
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells U the truth when U need 2 hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)- plain things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and....
(Z)aps you back to reality...

cheers...

hope not to late wish u
happy belated birthday...!!
aku lah aku...
SCAR's
Kimberley





Mar 13 2006 7:55 PM

Aloha korean lookalike (yes I should be saying that to you instead of vice versa), hippie groupie, groupie hippie, whatever, its ok, next time must do a sexy lapdance for me yeah? ;PPPP

And, as if I didn't wish you enough already.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Throws boxes of presents over the sea to M'sia*

-Kiiiim
mizmr





Mar 11 2006 1:05 AM

communism was not the cure..
but capitalism is still the disease..

biase la tu...its a case big fish eating small fish..
anyway, was it superb? say, jolin dah masuk 20..
hey.din.jr





Mar 5 2006 7:43 AM

serius best ?
mizmr





Mar 4 2006 12:01 PM

oh..her birthday is around the corner..u gonna celebrate wit ur maid aye??
hey.din.jr





Feb 28 2006 8:51 AM

hell -owh -yah-
mizmr





Feb 6 2006 3:40 PM

y..u want me to b a tester?
.LaiLaRawwrr.


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Jan 21 2006 6:22 AM

haha yes i am already in ur friends list. lol.
Zufar S





Jan 14 2006 11:24 AM

I do, and I will call you. Just not tonight. My voice will give you the impression that I was up to no good the last twenty-four hours.

Heh. No kidding.

Oh, and by the way, I'll be studying Medicine and Surgery in Cyberjaya starting this Monday.
Zufar S





Jan 14 2006 11:08 AM

I believe her MySpace name is "saya wanita idaman jejaka kacak".
Zufar S





Jan 14 2006 10:37 AM

You wouldn't believe who lives in my new neighborhood. It is frickin' weird.
Zufar S





Jan 6 2006 12:57 AM

Damn, you're right. And no, I haven't seen Millenium Girl. Wow, what the hell is that about, anyway?
Zufar S





Jan 4 2006 5:50 AM

I just found out who Bodicea really is after a book-search at Popular two weeks ago.