Read what all the critics are saying---The Free World Daily: "Valvano has the uncanny ability of totally deconstructing the folk idiom into its respective primordial goop of quarks, leptons, and various free radicals while at the same time reverse engineering current lyrical constructs with all the aplomb of a UF6 heavy uranium molecule spinning down the center of a P2 centrifuge...I love this guy!!!"---Friendly Folks Family Freaksheet: "...his voice rattled my ribcage and melted my spine, leaving me to waddle around on the figurative floor in a puddle of my own goo in a blissful amoeba state of awakening, like some Pleistocene troglodyte venturing out into the early morning dew for the very first time."---The New York Sentinel Re-Examiner: "One listen and I found myself selling off my portfolio of mid-cap stocks and taking a heavy position in REITs!"---...uh, you know, maybe you should just listen for yourself and form your own opinion...
