Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold
"How can he be so skinny, but live so phat?"

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32 years old
Los Angeles, CA to Muthafuckin, Beijing
China



Last Login: 7/4/2008
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Putting up Halloween Decorations in August.
Leaving them up forever.
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Audi A8



1961 Cadillac.


Austin Cooper




Watching Movies in my own movie theater.

Being the antisocial socialite


talking shit.

getting everything I can for free

excess in moderation

spending every cent I make on ebay

Taking meticulous mental notes when watching forensic science shows.
I am not going down that easy.

Quantum Mechanics

Disneyland

OLD SCHOOL SK8


MONTANA Spray Paint

Doggie Stylez


Don't wake me I'm Sleeping In

I am OTAKU


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MusicAC/DC, AFI, at the drive in, The Anniversary, Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, atreyu, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Bjork, Black Eyed Peas, Blood Brothers, Blur, Bob Dylan, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, the CAWZ, Circle Jerks, CKy, The Clash, The Cure, Danny Elfman, David Holmes, Death Cab for Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Deftones, De La Sol, Deltron 3030, Depeche Mode, Devendra Banhart, Distillers, DJ Danger Mouse, DJ FUNK, DJ Shadow, DJ Z-Trip, Dr. Dre, Dr. Octagon, Dust Brothers, Eagles Of Death Metal, Eazy-E, Eighteen Visions, Elliot Smith, Eminem Singles, The Faint, Franz Ferdenan, The Giraffes, Glassjaw, Good Charlotte, Guns N Roses, Hank III, Horror Pops, HOT HOT HEAT, Ice Cube, Incubus, Interpol, IMA ROBOT, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Iron and Wine, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Jurassic 5, The Killers, The Kills, Kilswitch Engage, Leisure, Lionel Richie, LL Cool J, The Lost Prophets, Madness, The Mars Volta, Meshugga, Misfits, Modest Mouse, Motley Cru, Murder City Devils, Muse, Mute Math, NKOTB, Notorious B.I.G., Otis Redding, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Poison, Poison The Well, The Postal Service, Public Enemy, The Ramones, Razorlight, Reel Big Fish, Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, The Roots, Roy Orbison, RUN D.M.C., The Smiths, Snoop Dogg, Sparta, The Specials, The Streets, STUN, Tarantino Soundtracks, Thrice, Thursday, Tom Waits, Tool, The Used, Velvet Underground, Valient Thorr, WU TANG, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Love

MoviesNight of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dead Alive, Deadmen Walking, Dead Poets Society, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3, Better Off Dead..., Dead Presidents, Drop Dead Fred, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Shaun of the Dead

Another Day In Paradise, Back to the Future 2, Battle Royale, Blazzing Saddles, Bring It On, BUBBA HO-TEP, Casshern, Chopper, Coming to America, Dazed and Confused, Donnie Darko, Eddie Murphy RAW, Edward Scissor Hands, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Fight Club, Firestarter, Gummo, La Haine, Happiness, The Happiness of the Katakuris, History of the World Part I, Ichi The Killer, KIDS, The Last House On the Left, The Last Star Fighter, Life Aquatic, Million Dollar Hotel, The Muppet Movie, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Navy SEALS, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Oldboy, PORKY'S, Pootie Tang, Pump Up the Volume, RAD, Red Dawn, Resevior Dogs, Revenge of the Nerds, Secretary, SEVEN, The Shining, Smokey and the Bandit, Spaceballs, come die with us! Suicide Club, Summer of Sam, Teen Wolf, Thrashin', Twin Falls Idaho, Two Lane Black Top, Visitor Q, Young Frankenstein

Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Sunny Chiba, Wes Anderson, Wes Craven, David Fincher, Takashi Miike, Ed Norton, Oliver Stone, Dracula, Frankenstien, The Invisible Man, The Phantom of the Opera, and The Wolfman

ZOMBIE YAKUZA SAMURAI

My Movies
My work can be seen on the following crappy films



ValiantHoobastank Let It Out DVD
 
 
 
 
 

TelevisionNot too big on watching TV

But I do download LOST, My Name is Earl, and The Boondocks
BooksSnowcrash
HeroesDon't care for greek food unless it's a Lenny Bruce

     Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Woodland Hills, California USA
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:soothsayer
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

   Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold's Schools
El Camino Real Senior High
Woodland Hills,California
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Clubs:
 

1991 to 1994

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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.



Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But...there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit...a Darkside.

There's things about me you don't know.
Things you wouldn't understand.
Things you couldn't understand.
Things you shouldn't understand.

A loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught corn flakes disease.

I am a "idea" person, who sees everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole (butterfly effect). I like to help (at least, my own definition of "help") other people, on both an individual and a humanitarian level. I am always interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another (I know best).

"I accept Chaos, I'm not sure if it accepts me." -- Bob Dylan

I tend to be a contradiction; an extroverted introvert. Extremely disorganized, but I obsess over details. I am extremely driven and overly lazy.
Just your typical absent minded mad scientist.

I have displaced myself once again. I am now living in Brooklyn, New York. Even still, Los Angeles is my base of intergalactic piracy. I had been living in LA for the last year, after living in London for the previous two. I have called home to New York City, Honolulu Hawaii, San Francisco, Surfers Paradise Australia, and London. Seen the world a few times over and its never the same twice.

I am generally a very busy person. Taking on way more then I should. I will easily have 4 to 5 projects going on at a time. But that's what puts my name on the lists and the diamonds on ma wrist, HOLLER.

Japanese cuisine is tops wit me, white pepper ice cream. Always good to go eat some sushi.

The jolly roger represents not something frightening, but rather a declaration that one will keep fighting on (for what one believes in) even if one is reduced to bones. I live for what it stands for.

I fight for no one's sake. I only fight for something deep in my heart

I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah
You don't wanna fuck with me

"The visionary is the only true realist" Federico Fellini.


Treat your labor, as though its product will last many generations.

Tarantino on Visual Effects - "You know, my guys are all real. There's no computer fucking around. I'm sick to death of all that shit. This is old school with fucking cameras. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo."

WAYNE: Well, riddle me this, Batman. How do you feel about the fact that you're never gonna see Mallory again?
MICKEY: Says who?
WAYNE:Says the United States of America.
MICKEY:When have they ever been right?

Black and Blue cause I love you

I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Our depression is our lives


aim



Who I'd like to meet:
So here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the trouble makers. The round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or villify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people that are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.


Dr Theopolis


Animal Chin


Body-Thetans

A girl that can answer if Schrdinger's Cat lives?


I just want to be held close.
Just long enough for the world to disapear.


Cobra Kai rules, and anyone in the Miyagi dojo is a punk ass sucker!

Bamboo Earings, at least 2 pair. A fendi bag and a bad attitude. I need a girl that puts me in a good mood.

Isabelle Adjani in 1981,

she makes Roman Polanski's "The Tennant" watchable.
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[narration as Clementine acknowledges him by raising her coffee mug]
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?




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karina.





Jul 4 2008 11:55 AM

andrewwwww. whats been up. i miss you.
LOUISAHHH!!!





Jun 26 2008 2:17 PM

found classic photo of you n steez from coachella.
jack and coke





Jun 22 2008 11:26 AM

Andrew! I'm going on a medical mission to Africa. Please help me and donate whatever you can. It will help me provide healthcare and education to those who need it abroad. You can donate via Paypal at: http://www. drbobcares. org/howcanyouhelp. php
Please help me spread the word.
AlexBornaz™





Jun 22 2008 3:42 PM

Respects!As for believing things,I can believe anything,provided that it is quite incredible....
ИICKIΞ •➜black!





Jun 22 2008 4:16 PM

please tell me whyyy
i inhaled asbestos for
about three hours while
putting up coregated plastic
sheets on the ceiling?

how's yer body doing, sir?
shaking like milk





Jun 22 2008 10:27 PM

haha okay so basically i was bored and looked at your videos on your page. the one of you in the hospital just made me sad. but the other ones.
omg! haha so fucking funny! i hope you're out of the hospital, or at least feeling up to comming on aim! xo
shaking like milk





Jun 25 2008 8:54 PM

so???? are you okay?
shaking like milk





Jun 20 2008 6:13 PM

hey hun i hope you're feeling better.
xoxox <3333
M I K E





Jun 21 2008 5:33 PM

rapidschwartz! stop by the house sometime with jesus phone -we done ran out of wine.

also, I got this sage growing in the backyard.
maybe you can help with that too?
LOUISAHHH!!!





Jun 18 2008 8:53 AM

LOUISAHHH!!!





Jun 14 2008 7:05 AM

BENZOSKATC!





Jun 10 2008 3:22 PM

How you doing?
PRINCE TERRENCE ✔





Jun 9 2008 4:57 PM

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Jun 10 2008 1:54 AM