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Aloha Victory
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"Free shipping and salsa with every order. Hold the salsa? Geez okay, man... Wow settle down! What are you allergic or something? "
Male
100 years old
MOUNT DORA, Florida
United States
Last Login: 7/5/2008
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Aloha Victory's Interests
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| General | Sushi, volcanos, wait is it volcanoes? Crap I used to be a pretty dangerous speller... where have all the good times gone? | | Music | Alot of people put "polka" or something off the wall in this box to be funny, but I am here to tell you that when you listen to some recordings of old polka, klezmer, oompa, etc, the sound is haunting. The living energy of the drinking hall is captured like a prisoner in every distant sounding reverberation of the tuba and the plight of the beer maiden resounds for all eternity in the mournful cry of the slightly off-pitch clarinet. Enjoy, because it's less than a dollar at any goodwill store. | | Movies | Movies can be entertaining, but every time you pay 8-10 dollars and don't have an insanely good time, remember that every second of the film you are not enjoying cost enough money to repair every pothole in your town with enough left over to leave a fresh, hot bucket of chicken on every doorstep. Your car's suspension and your empty stomach both suffer due to the disappointments of cinema. | | Television | Shows about animals that attack other animals or shows where an opinionated person gives the heat to some other person of fewer opinions and higher hopes. | | Books | Super thick ones about computers and adventure or ancient westerns where people eat dried horsemeat and hardly ever wash. | | Heroes | Anyone who wants more out of life than being crushed under stones while building other people's pyramids. |
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Aloha Victory's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Body type: | 8' 11" | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo |
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About me:
This is a critical period in human history and we should make it as colorful as possible. If there is a future that includes history books, it should be printed entirely in expensive spot colors just because of people like us.
If a destiny of books and prosperity eludes us, make your nightly forages into the abandoned cities as exciting as possible by walking right down the middle of the cracked, burning street in a bright yellow shirt. The shadows will be so crowded with sissies that you don't want to be there anyway. Invite the sorts of challenges enjoyed by rhinos and hippos and matadors.
This is the right time for any man, woman, child to dig both claws into the swollen cadaver of soft modern society and enjoy the slightly sweet flavor of its spoiling meat.
Aloha Victory Luxury Sundries and Sympathy.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Mexican food appreciators, people whose briefcases are handcuffed to their arms, two-fisted scientist adventurers, people who fit into their pants really well.
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