Al Ka-Pwn
"the man. the legend."

Male
23 years old
OTTUMWA, IOWA
United States



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GeneralThings I like: music. A lot. Nothing beats the rock and roll. I play guitar, I used to play bass, and sometimes I play Chad's drums when he's not around (sssshhhh... our secret). Movies are another good one. A lot of the things I say are movie quotes, except most people don't seem to pick up on this, as they're pretty obscure. I have a knack for remembering the most trivial stuff. I like to read about conspiracy theories and space aliens and stuff. It makes me feel paranoid and nervous, but in a good way. I also like to read about crazy theoretical physics like string theory and the nature of time and what's on the other side of a black hole, things like that. I like comic books, specifically Batman, X-Men, Watchmen, Preacher, the Invisibles, and the Authority. I used to draw pretty much constantly, but I'm out of practice. I like to write, but I don't do it as much as I should. I'm shy around new people sometimes, but if you get to know me, I will say the most outlandish and random things and you will somehow find me funny and love me forever. Other times, I will launch into tirades concerning elaborate plots for taking over my town, my constant battles with zombies, or my desire to drown the innocent in their own blood, regardless of who may be present. The best comeback is one that doesn't make sense. If I sound like your cup of tea and you are a sensitive, caring, non-hideous young person (ladies are especially welcome, tee hee), by all means add me and be loved.
MusicMy band (A Well Dressed Man), Every Time I Die, The Dillinger Escape Plan, They Might Be Giants, The Chariot, Norma Jean, Bloc Party, Deftones, Tool, Foo Fighters, obscure '90s pop hits, The Cars, Sublime, Bjork, Dethklok, The Black Dahlia Murder, Between the Buried and Me, Tom Petty, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Johnnyrook, Dr. Manhattan and literally fives of others.
MoviesFerris Bueller's Day Off, Children of Men, The Science of Sleep, Pulp Fiction, Batman Begins, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Julien Donkey-Boy, Brick, Fight Club, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, Vanilla Sky, Donnie Darko, Made, Elephant, I Heart Huckabee's, Trainspotting, 25th Hour, Bamboozled, American Psycho, Office Space, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk Till Dawn, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Dawn of the Dead, Seven, Sideways, Solaris, The Incredibles, Punch Drunk Love, City of God, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Lady Vengeance, The Host, Snatch, Man Bites Dog, Road Trip, Old School, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, Wild at Heart, The Warriors, The Crow, X-Men (2), Spider-Man (2), Friday, Gangs of New York, The Beach, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Eyes Wide Shut, Die Hard, Terminator 2, The Mist, and The Breakfast Club.
TelevisionHeroes, Lost, Firefly, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, John from Cincinnati, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Band of Brothers, Entourage, Squidbillies, Sealab 2021, Venture Brothers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Ren and Stimpy, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Stella, The State, Reno 911!, My Name is Earl, The Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, Family Guy, The Daily Show, and the dead and lamented Chapelle's Show.
BooksWatchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons; The Originals by Dave Gibbons; Choke, Fight Club, Survivor, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, and Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk; American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, and Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis; Sphere, Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, The Terminal Man, Prey, and Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton; The Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Timequake, and Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.; White Noise by Don DeLillo; Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, A Scanner Darkly, and The Philip K. Dick Reader by PKD, obviously; Stranger in a Strange Land, and Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein; The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger; The Beach, and The Coma by Alex Garland; The Vice Guide to Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll by Gavin McInnes and Suroosh Alvi; No Country for Old Men and the Road by Cormac McCarthy.
HeroesMy dad was an excellent man and set a precedent for dudeness that I strive towards. R.I.P. Also: Bill Hicks, Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking.
Groups: Intergalactic Entertainment Federation Commanders of Americahoods upUnited Destruction League of OttumwaNation of shitty pool players but still play because they think they are goodOttumwa AlumniBoredom Killers of The WorldModeration NationThere is no such thing as Australia

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     Al Ka-Pwn's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Ottumwa IA
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Multi-celled organism



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About me:
I live in a semi-decent-sized town in Iowa. I spend a fair amount of time online and even more sleeping. I play guitar for A Well Dressed Man, a band fans of System of a Down, Every Time I Die, Refused, Converge, Dillinger Escape Plan and Mr. Bungle should check out. I am a misanthrope, but can find glimmers of hope for humanity while in the company of a select few people. Could you be one of those people? Let's find out, shall we? All righty then! A whole lot of explosions. Skem9 LayoutsLayout made by ?bee. 25

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Dec 29 2008 5:40 AM

Hey mista!

Hows tricks??
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Dec 18 2008 10:38 PM

Hey there! We just wanted to let you know that we'll be playing a show near your area soon!

We're heading out on our winter tour and our last show will be in Ottumwa, Ia on January 10th in the cafeteria at OHS.

Teen Leaders in Action is hosting a benefit show and the cost if $5 for a great cause.

We'll have our new cd Wasted Love songs for sale, along with other cool things!

Come and bring all your friends! We can't wait to see you there!

SSSS
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Dec 16 2008 11:46 PM

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Dec 13 2008 3:49 AM

so we're both online at the same time!
gasps!
must be fate :D
KC





Nov 27 2008 8:56 AM

Hey buddy.
How are you?
<3Sara Waiting





Nov 24 2008 7:15 AM

I have super blonde hair now! Posted new pic tonight.
U like? :)
<3Sara Waiting





Nov 20 2008 4:59 AM

thanks for the pic comment al!
you def. made me smile
can i get a hug?
<3sara
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Nov 18 2008 8:17 AM

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Nov 18 2008 12:10 AM

Don't forget about the Green House Party this Saturday night!

Check out our latest blog for all the details!

You won't want to miss this and we'd love to see you there!

SSSS
<3Sara Waiting





Nov 16 2008 6:52 AM

awww you're too sweet :)
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Nov 15 2008 4:46 AM

Hey, Al Ka-Pwn! We'd love to see at our upcoming show. We like seeing all our myspace friends! If you can't make it and would like to see us some other time, be sure to send us a message. :D

Thanks for your time and hope to see you soon!



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When: Friday Nov 21, 2008
at 6:00 PM
Where Bridge View Center
102 Church Street
Ottumwa, IA 52501

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Nov 12 2008 4:00 AM

Hey, you should check out my new pictures. Picture comment for picture comment? :)
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KC





Nov 11 2008 7:45 AM

Hey Al. . . . . what's new? I think I'll try calling you sometime this week.
Pick up your phone!
<3Sara Waiting





Nov 11 2008 5:32 AM

al!
i was in ottumwa this weekend and was hoping we'd literally bump into each other.
dammit!
love ya! <3
Kaylaine





Oct 30 2008 11:50 PM

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Oct 27 2008 8:03 AM

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Oct 27 2008 12:06 AM

She Swings, She Sways will be playing in the Hotel Ottumwa's Ballroom from 9pm-Midnight this Saturday, Novemeber 1st!

Admission is FREE, music is FREE, and having the best time of your life will be FREE as well!

Some snacks will be provided and the bar will be open for your pleasure.

We'd love to see you all there! Doors open at 8pm and costumes ARE required! :)

Love, SSSS
Bethaniツ





Oct 19 2008 10:12 PM

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Oct 19 2008 3:07 AM

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Oct 18 2008 8:50 AM

Sweetest Day Flowers Pictures, Images and Photos
KC





Oct 17 2008 5:42 AM

Hey fucker.

God I miss saying that to you.
She Swings, She Sways (ON TOUR!)





Oct 14 2008 12:03 AM

We'll be playing at Roe's Restaurant from 9:00 'til midnight. There's sure to be some good drink specials and some delicious pot roast.


Come hang with us.


She Swings, She Sways
Roe's Restaurant
Saturday, October 18th
Show starts at 9:00

Admission is free and all ages are welcome.

SSSS
<3Sara Waiting





Oct 12 2008 6:35 AM

i need an al hug.
let's meet in the midnight hours and hug in a dark 'n daring parking lot!
<3Sara Waiting





Oct 11 2008 9:32 PM

alex
i fucking miss you
<3sara (if you remember me)
Grand Old Drummer





Oct 10 2008 10:39 PM

The long wait is finally over! Five new problems for your enjoyment!!!
She Swings, She Sways (ON TOUR!)





Sep 26 2008 9:26 PM

Oktoberfest is this weekend!!

If you are available we'd love for you to come see us play!

Show details:
Place: Oktoberfest beer tent in the Market Street parking lot.
Date: Thursday October 2nd
Time: 7pm-11pm
Cost: Free!!

Come and hang out with us and take the opportunity to buy our new cd!

We'd be so happy to see you there!
Hope you can make it!

SSSS
♥the one u luv 2 hate♥





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Sep 17 2008 5:37 AM

How's things?
KC





Sep 12 2008 5:43 AM

Hey buddy.
Shouldn't you be in bed?
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Sep 11 2008 5:35 AM

you comming to my party? check out my default pic for more info!!!
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Sep 8 2008 10:17 AM

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