Alexander Young

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17 / Male
Birmingham, Midlands, UK
Last Login: 12/5/2008

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Details

Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Aldridge
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 6' 1" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Children: Someday
Education: High school
Occupation: Leech.
Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Bishop Vesey's Grammar School
- Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Other
2002 to Present

Latest Blog Entries

Dec 21, 2007 10:25 PM Yay.

Blurbs

About me:

A Distorted Reality - this is archetypal of all of my writing.
Last.fm - listen to what I listen to. It's cool.
Flickr - I like to take pictures, with varying degrees of success.

I'm a fan of the macabre. Gallows humour is my thing.

I enjoy writing. A lot. I also enjoy photography: lacking talent is an art.

My obsession over my weight is probably the first thing that you'll notice about me.

Hopefulness is tantamount to hopelessness.

Hyperliteracy in twee pop is a wonderful thing: a day of Los Campesinos! and Of Montreal is amazing, especially with Four Tet interludes. This probably demonstrates my taste in music better than anything else. I'd like to think of it as 'eclectic.'

I like some films: Keith, Hard Candy, V for Vendetta, Chasing Amy, American Psycho, High Fidelity being a few examples. I make a habit of reading books by Plath, Palahniuk, Klosterman, Easton-Ellis, Coupland, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Baker and Machiavelli.

I'll be honest: many people bore me. Superfluousness and spuriousness are far too common.

Add me, we'll talk. It'll be fun. Hell, even add me on MSN if the mood takes you: unparallelled.vision@gmail.com ..

Who I'd like to meet:

The morally corrupt and the morally corruptible; the emotionally detached; and the damaged.

I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes shocks me with their wit and evil sense of humour. I want someone that I can reach out and touch at a whim.

I want someone who won't bore me.

Friend Space (Top 8)

Comments

Edgar

Nov 24 2008 9:08 PM

scroob pip is a week friday 3 quid without a library membership 2 quid with, starts 8
you buy the tickets from the library
Charlotte.

Nov 17 2008 7:57 PM

Haha it scared me! Just shows i'm not safe from abuse anywhere!

OMG! Loads of people have told me about that, but i've never actually seen it- LOVE ITTTTT! :)
X
Charlotte.

Nov 17 2008 6:39 PM

Was it you shouting Roundface/Brownface at me from a car today? Me and Sam couldn't figure it out...
X
Beckii

Nov 9 2008 5:50 PM

You're just too lovely.

x
Ben Marwood

Oct 17 2008 1:08 AM

heyhey! what are good venues around Birmingham/Walsall? all i've ever seen of Brum is the train station!

yeah i found the review. i was impressed - you have good analytical skills, for sure. so, thanks very much. hope all's good..

x
Marie.

Sep 21 2008 9:26 PM

Ah so i wasnt dreaming

i love some of your stuff

favourite: kyakks :0) (or however its spelt :/ lol)
xxx
Marie.

Sep 21 2008 8:36 PM

How rude of me
i think its about time i said hello (if its not too late that is)
how are you?

xxx

p.
s are you good at photography or was that just a dream i had?
444

Aug 25 2008 11:53 PM

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Who the fuck is Joe Hughes?

Aug 25 2008 9:46 PM

Who's there?
Who the fuck is Joe Hughes?

Aug 25 2008 8:54 PM

Are you one of them queerosexuals?
Charlotte.

Aug 16 2008 8:57 PM

HUSHHUSHHUSHHUSH!!!!!!!!
Goddd
I cannot believe everyone knowssss-I was not...err...thinking straight...at the time...
And i didn't really say it...

I'm never going to be able to dig myself out of this one!
:(
x
tom

Aug 3 2008 9:47 PM

I see the pun in your profile. I'm quite ashamed of myself.
Natalie

Jul 30 2008 4:10 PM

Your support love thing is really fucked up!x
Shoot Panda!?

Jul 26 2008 10:27 PM

Feeling our bio bit on the page could do with changing to keep it fresh; fancy writing it? Not asking you to work for us or anything, but thought you might enjoy it being a fully fledged music critic these days :)
Dan x
Peter Rabbit

Jul 24 2008 11:42 AM

I'm inclined to believe that you're incorrect. Spell checker tells me it contains an 'a'.
Peter Rabbit

Jul 23 2008 6:04 PM

I'm fine. I am not suffering, dear. I suffer when I am with you.
Peter Rabbit

Jul 23 2008 5:23 PM

I'm not sure when it'll be lifted: if I ask they'll probably just yell at me again. Or say something like: "When I feel like lifting it."
Soz.
Peter Rabbit

Jul 23 2008 2:17 PM

In reply to your text which I only just got: I was initially going to be busy today, but my plans were cancelled when my parents grounded me for having a tip of a room and for appearing to be quite drunk yesterday evening, even though I hadn't had a drop.
Peter Rabbit

Jul 14 2008 9:34 PM

Fuck off, I spell it with an 'a'. I'm hardcore like that.

I watched One Tree Hill ALL day. Seriously, it's impossibly addictive. Especially since it's main character is the hottest thing on E4.
Peter Rabbit

Jul 14 2008 9:21 PM

Oh my God.
You actually ate the scorpian?
And why the 'well' before delicious? You're becoming common. It's all that sitting in fields in Aldridge that's done that to you. God, I hope it doesn't happen to me.
Peter Rabbit

Jul 14 2008 9:00 PM

You discovered the truth, Alex. Ha.
Peter Rabbit

Jul 13 2008 12:01 AM

Shut up. You got your scorpian out. It was a fucking blast, yo.
Charlotte

Jul 12 2008 10:59 PM

happy birthday (:
*jEnNi-LaCeY*

Jun 29 2008 7:27 PM

lol
its bin pretty gd i guess!!
urs?
x
*jEnNi-LaCeY*

Jun 29 2008 7:20 PM

dont worry bout it i jst remember ur name 4 sum reason. n its jenni daubney if it helps
x
*jEnNi-LaCeY*

Jun 29 2008 7:00 PM

heyyy
i thought i recognised u from wen i went 2 coopper n jordan ages ag . . .
lol x
Neptune.

Jun 28 2008 8:39 PM

Ha, it's fine!
I'm just as bad!

I'm gooodd, and yourself?

xxxxxx
Lofie

Jun 25 2008 8:11 PM

This is true. Are you okay?
x
Lofie

Jun 24 2008 4:49 PM

I was laughing more at the fact that you commented yourself, not about the spelling thing.
Lofie

Jun 23 2008 10:23 PM

Just so you know, I found this hilarious

Jun 1 2008 6:27 PM

I accidentally deleted a common from Sophie.

I believe that it read:

'You're actually sick.
'
Peter Rabbit

Jun 17 2008 8:23 PM

I'm shocked.
You like your people damaged and without morals? IHAVEMORALS!
Charlotte;x♥

Jun 15 2008 11:21 AM

I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT I LAVE IT.

However not as much as i lave the way you are Mr Young.

♥
Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 3:51 PM

I do the same for my English coursework and Drama coursework to annoy Miss Davis and Miss Davies.
SORRY: DID the same.
HA. I will never have to set my eyes on either of those teachers again.
"Woop." Wait, did we ever spell "woop" with an 'h'?
Pah.
Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 3:38 PM

Oh, the rest'll be rushed, messy and in a font that'll kill her eyes.
Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 3:31 PM

I'm cheating - remember the picture I drew when I was drunk?
I've scanned it in and I'm editing it via Elements 3.0.
Fuckyes. Less work for me.
Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 3:20 PM

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Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 3:01 PM

You didn't surround the Northernesque threat in quotation marks, dear. This worries me.
I FUCKING HATE MY ART TEACHER.
She just rang my home, and said "Daisy, your umbrella looks crap, you don't have your Rousseau tie, and you have no notes on Gaudia, a surrealism title page or any notes on your surrealism. Sort it out by 11am tomorrow. Bye.
"
Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 2:42 PM

I just worked out, that I'm a French, Jewish, Norfolkian, East Londoner, Gypsy.

SO: I'm a French, carrot munching, Jewish, South West Londoner, Gypsy.
Hence my preoccupation with money, excellent taste, the wanderlust itchy foot and the tendency to speak in a Southern accent, to name but a few.
In short: I am a crazy mixed up person.

If you make ANY jokes about being inbred due to the Northern reference, I'll set the Romford the Rotherham branches of the Mafia on you: I have connections.
Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 2:19 PM

Various reasons. Nothing different.

I just figured out what's worse than Pepsi Max: Tesco's American Premium Cola. Vile stuff, that.
Peter Rabbit

Jun 11 2008 2:08 PM

Its fine - I needed to be awake anyway.
I'm fine. Slightly meh - but when am I ever not?
I need a sodding job.
You?
Neptune.

Jun 2 2008 9:18 PM

Haha.
I do agree with what you said though, it's inevitable that we'll meet again!!

I'm good thankyou, yourselff??

xxx
Who the fuck is Joe Hughes?

Jun 1 2008 8:34 PM

its all about BUSH!

haha.
Alexander Young

Jun 1 2008 5:27 PM

I accidentally deleted a common from Sophie.

I believe that it read:

'You're actually sick.
'
Lofie

Jun 1 2008 5:15 PM

I don't get why you just deleted my comment :/
I also don't get why you've ignored me after attempting to apologise for puking at my party all over the patio and letting my friends clean it up...which was what...2 weeks ago?
tom

May 30 2008 12:28 PM

I know man. I managed to not swear in the whole thing, too.

xxx
Peter Rabbit

May 28 2008 6:34 PM

I deleted it.
I HATE YOU.
! S m i f f !

May 26 2008 8:19 PM

lol, tis alright!
i'm the same, sisters wedding lol!

physics went fairly well, cudda been better, but yano!

what about yours?
it was last week wasn't it?
srsly

May 26 2008 5:27 PM

If you quote me, at least correct my spelling errors.
Charlotte;x♥

May 25 2008 11:54 AM

loll, if im going to be honest... im common as fuck... i just ended up in streetly =]]

well im lying round being lazy because its effort to move and my head is bloodly killing loll

i agree with you no peoples personality's, there all the same, everyone listens to the same music, everyone has the same opioions... its just so boring, its nice to find someone that doesnt fit into a cliché =]]
i dont tend to fit in with anything, or anyone which not always a good thing =/
♥
Charlotte;x♥

May 25 2008 11:22 AM

ahaha, im tired too, but only cause im hungover... thrilling huh?

yes,that is actually the way i am, i honestly have been through way to much shit to not be strong anymore, thank you for notising though =]]
nice to see someone takes the time.
how is your day so far?
♥

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