Hi Shelly ! how is life ? bin listening to some old episodes during work today. oh boy, almost peed my pants. anyway hope you are doing great. best regards nicklas
Hey there. Thanks for the add. You have been chosen as Carbuncle’s friend because you (check applicable description): ____ have great taste, _____ are a beautiful monkey, ____ do not cause bloody stools, ____ have been amorous with a piece of furniture, ____ own a stuffed squirrel, or, ______ other (please describe).
Shelly, what the hell is going on? Just let me know. Private message, comment, or whatever. I don't really care. The fact is, I have no idea what the hell is going on, and it pains me. Let me know what's up, maybe?
I just wanted to let you know about my latest book. This one is being released through Delirium Books/Corrosion Press:
It features one book by me and one by the excellentest author I know, Jeffrey Thomas.
Here's a description:
Jeffrey Thomas and Carlton Mellick collaborate on their own twisted visions of heaven and hell.
UGLY HEAVEN by Carlton Mellick III
At one point in time, Heaven was a paradise. It was a blissful utopia full of wonders far beyond human comprehension. But that was a long, long time ago. The afterlife is now in ruins. It has become an ugly, lonely wasteland populated by strange monstrous beasts, masturbating angels, and sad man-like beings wallowing in the remains of the once-great Kingdom of God. As two recently departed souls arrive in Heaven, they discover their eternal home is not one of divine peace but of nightmarish ugliness. So they go on a quest to explore this dead alien landscape, desperately seeking answers, allies, and some sort of place they can forever call home.
BEAUTIFUL HELL by Jeffrey Thomas
A writer named Frank Lyre finds himself damned to an afterlife where Demons and Angels are equally sadistic and conflicted, where torturers become seducers, where Jesus likes to sit for a pleasant chat and God is not only going through monstrous changes to His body, but a personal crisis that might forever change His vision of creation. Beautiful Hell is a sequel of sorts to Jeffrey Thomas? acclaimed novel Letters From Hades, but stands on its own as a harrowing study of damnation and regeneration, physical passion and emotional pain, faith and rebellion, and the conflict between the spirit and the flesh.
I am very proud of this book. Please check it out.
HOLY MACKEREL!! I just sorted out my iTunes and got the latest 4 episodes of AirFerg and what do i hear? Only a Mutha Truckin SHOUT OUT 4 ME!!! Awesomeness to the nth degree! Thanx for that Shelly, made my day (its been a slow day to be honest)
Yo Ferg: I love your nuts even if nobody else does :)
Im currently going through the back catalogue of Airferg episodes! Look what ive become!! We need MORE AIRFERG!!!!!
From the land of not-so-gracious living (UK)
Hi there, I thought you might like to check out my new bizarro Christmas book ...
Plot:
For Matthew Fry, inventor of the 'Sly Guy' haircut, life at the North Pole just isn't what he expected. The elves are far too obsessed with playing Dungeons and Dragons, Frosty has a Hitler mustache made of coal, the reindeer have a tendency of exploding for no apparent reason, and Santa is a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages.
F & S, how are you doing?
Where are you at? Hope all is well...I have just been accosted by BD Danni...I am now listening to them too, after a long Podcast absence from you.
Hi Shelly! I'm officially your "friend." Nice! We're missing you tons. Keep this in mind: Feb / March is 2 year ann for Borderline. We're thinking Vegas
