St. Handsome Dick Teratoma
Guitar, howls of shame
and redemption Likes: Comic books,
plump goth chicks, Quake, Annie Cruz, The Damned Dislikes: Fake boobs, rye bread, beets, Creed, Pearl Jam, smooth jazz, Taylor Hicks, etc...
St. Mel Ting
Bass, talent Likes: to "shred" Dislikes: Waiting around
for Teratoma & Stein
Saint N. Stein
Drums and incoherent
rants
that go on until
the next morning. Likes: mind-altering
substances. Dislikes: His own B.O.
Influences
There are far too many to list but at the top are classic "horror" schtick bands like The Damned, 45 Grave and TSOL. Also a healthy dose of 60s stuff like The Who, The Kinks and The Sonics. We like Black Sabbath. We like "Ride the Lightening" era Metallica (Disclaimer: They're a bunch of twats now). Gloomy stuff like Tom Waits and Nick Cave... Bauhaus, DEVO, The Cramps, The Ventures, Trio, Slayer, The Dickies, Descendents, Henry Mancini, The Misfits, The Toy Dolls, The Melvins, They Might Be Giants. The Ramones. Motorhead.
Sounds Like
Something that would make that hot goth chick in your art class really horny that you can also skate to.
Our incredible unreleased album, MORE EVIL is now available through
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Plus, you get these great tracks:
To Blave - The album opens with an instrumental ode to bluffing.
Don't Let Your Butt Get Hit By The Door - "Just a bitter song about love gone wrong."
Sodom and Gomorrah - A cautionary tale about sin and woe.
Skin Girl Mullet - "Her hair is gay"
Tarzan - Actually contains the words: "O.G. jungle pimp."
Little Gothic Girl - A mysogynistic, homophobic collection of cliches about our favorite type of sinner.
Beer Goggles - Your judgement is clouded; quick - put these on.
Number 9 - If you've ever wanted to tie your ex to a railroad track, or burn down a school, you need this track.
Stalker - "I saw you today and it looked just like you; except for that big tattoo on your forearm"
Bugs - An epic odessey about the "insect agenda". At 4:24 this track is obviously the best deal, just do the math. Not to mention it just fucking rocks.
Helga - Contains words I regret saying. Not because I'm sorry about anything, but because they set in motion a series of events that lead to me getting a black eye. And a broken heart.
Absolute Fucking Saints's Friend Space (Randomized)
DEPHINGER & The DWARVES L I V E! with: The Impossible Ones Creepsville 666 Sigma sept 20th 8pm @ the sets $13 at the door
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The new album 'Welcome To Murraysville' is now available worldwide from CD Baby. You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.
