Tucker Max
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole."

Male
32 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 5/20/2008
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    Tucker Max's Interests
GeneralI am interested in myself. My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as: The Tucker Max Stories (www.tuckermax.com)

I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL

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ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST

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     Tucker Max's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago, IL
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Tucker Max's Schools
Duke University
Durham,North Carolina
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Law
 

1998 to 2001
University Of Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1995 to 1998
Blair Academy
Blairstown,New Jersey
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1995



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   Tucker Max's Blurbs
About me:
Everything you need to know about me, you can find here: TuckerMax.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Just about any hot girl who wants to hook up with me, I want to meet. Email me and we'll set it up. But I'd be even more down to meet a girl who wants to do my laundry. I can find sex easily, but finding a girl who will do my wash is hard. Seriously ladies, I am not joking about this. If you are in Southern California or are willing to travel here, email me and we'll figure it out. I will repay you with witty banter, hot animal sex, a swift kick to the spine, or whatever turns you.

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Aubry





May 20 2008 11:13 AM

Please tell me that there will be a scene in the movie where Tucker dances with himself in the mirror and thinks he found his soul mate, i laughed so hard I almost passed out! CLASSIC!!!
Amanda


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May 20 2008 7:42 AM

Thanks for the add Tucker. You're so cool.
Daniel Isaac





May 19 2008 8:37 PM

A friend of mine just recently lent me a copy of your book... and it was fantastic! Between you and Tom Leykis... you're both definitely giving me a whole new lease on life!
BraveYO is about to finally turn 21 finally





May 19 2008 2:46 PM

I just read your book and it was pretty much the most entertaining thing ive read in years
The It Girl





May 19 2008 4:03 PM

Tucker Max For President! ;o]
--BriTTanY NiCoLe--





May 19 2008 11:43 AM

Alright, let's tear it up.

I'm ready. Are you?
★CuCumbeR★Chri$™





May 19 2008 9:04 AM

I'm in the process of writing a book just like yours!!

but a little bit more intense
Jon





May 18 2008 2:16 PM

Yo! It's "random comment to everyone on my friend's list" day, so here's yours.

You clearly need to write more stories.
I bought your book when it first went on sale, and Sushi Pants was the last story you had back then, too.

NEED MORE!
SofaKingDrunk.com





May 18 2008 12:48 PM

Cant Wait for the movie!!!
sofakingdrunk.com
LOR!N[LETDOWN]





May 18 2008 11:33 AM

dude you're god!!
i'd do your laundry =]!!
_Anthony_





May 17 2008 2:45 PM

U R THE FUCKING MAN!! U HEAR THIS ALL THE TIME BUT SERIOUSLY...I WANA BE LIKE U..UR MY NEW IDOL..IMA TRY AND HAVE AS MANY TUCKERISMS AS POSSIBLE I GOT 2 STORIES SO FAR AND WORKING ON MORE..THANKS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND INSPIRATIONS
DinaVonTease[YM]





May 17 2008 3:38 PM

you are my hero. haha. and id totally do your laundry.
*~ HEDY ~*





May 17 2008 1:06 PM

Im really excited about your movie and i've decided that you need to come out to kansas city and party!
Phil





May 17 2008 1:17 PM

me and my buddy got a bottle of absinthe last night and after two glasses I decided to have him read the absinthe donut story, to let him see what he's in for haha.. needless to say, the night did not end up good.
Colin





May 17 2008 10:24 AM

your stories fuckin rock! you are my hero!
gnomes





May 17 2008 9:00 AM

definitely looking foward to the movie :D
THE MEG





May 17 2008 7:46 AM

so thanks for the add... just wanted to let you know, not like you dont know already, that you are a total rockstar. I could not put that book down. I laughed so hard I cried and I even gagged a little at "Toxic Shock." It was great. I can not wait for the movie!!
fightingtochange





May 16 2008 7:11 PM

So pretty freaking sure you're my hero. hands down. i want to be just like you.
Ashley





May 16 2008 7:46 PM

I have never laughed harder in my life than when I read the female rating system.

That was great and probably will start applying that for men and women alike .
Nick





May 16 2008 8:41 PM

Go to Southern Cali in a few months.

Preferably UC Irvine.
future...miss.. **SCHWARSENEGGER**





May 16 2008 1:22 PM

IM ASKING YOU.... lol


I THINK ITS BECAUSE U ARE an ASSHOLE.

;)
LiL J


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May 16 2008 10:47 AM

Just to let you know they haven't come out with any new ways to check for Ghaneria. But at least im clean
future...miss.. **SCHWARSENEGGER**





May 16 2008 9:52 AM

OK TUKER, YOU CONVINCED ME :)
IM READY TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY
Nick





May 15 2008 11:26 PM

Give me the new book motherfucker. Don't give me this pussy bullshit of "releasing it to coincide with my little movie." Grow some balls, Tucker Max. I'm disappointed in you. This isn't the Tucker Max I know.
*Nicole-Louise*





May 15 2008 8:55 PM

YOU'RE FUCKiNG AWESOME!!
Tony





May 15 2008 11:04 AM

Hey do you ever come to the Seattle area? I hate to announce it but Seattle is an untapped resource of plentiful ass that would maybe do a man like yourself good. Just a suggestion. If you ever come here and need some spots to go to just ask. Love the books, later!
Austin





May 14 2008 10:29 PM

Please tell me this was you.

http://lawton.craigslist.org/rnr/661651619.html
Kris





May 14 2008 6:22 PM

Can't wait for the movie bro! Come back to South Florida.... Fake boobies everywhere!!!!
Brent





May 14 2008 7:58 PM

I lived my life by your morals before I even knew who you where."ServeBeer" helped me get through my sentence. You are a master!!
lordofbeer





May 14 2008 7:44 AM

I just ordered a Breathalyzer with anticipation of recreating your sushi-pants story.

I'm not welcome at my favorite sushi bar in Chicago anymore, but luckily there is another close by on Rush St.

You are the King!
Jeff [Stupid Motherfucker]





May 13 2008 7:28 PM

Tucker Max, man, I've read every story on your site. I've bought and read your book. I love your life, I wish mine could be half as awesome as your has turned out to be. I see myself turning into you as the days go by. You've sucessfully bred another little Tucker via your literature. I just wanted to let you know this, and I look up to you as my hero man. I hope you continue writing and doing more awesome shit in the future.
melanie





May 13 2008 12:16 PM

Read your book about a year ago! Think about it everytime I meet an asshole! Hahaha
JeremiahSB





May 13 2008 3:08 AM

Tucker--- You should have been at "Top of the Hill' tonight......fuckin; riot on a monday night. Some guy was going off about Gordon Wood while some chick was pissin in the dining room. Was a fun monday night in Chapel HOLE.
I'm Hamid. Who the fuck are you?





May 12 2008 9:16 PM

how???

honestly, how can all this be true.

i gotta meet ya and shake ur hand.
BRUJA


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May 12 2008 9:17 PM

i c u r finally online so can u tell me when the hell assholes finish first comes out?!! i read i hope they serve beer in hell and it was the greatest. novel.ever. btw u r hot. let me do your laundry lol
Andrew





May 12 2008 9:18 PM

Thanks for the add, Sir. I was actually wondering if the anal sex story will be making it into the film. Please God, tell me this classic will be in the movie. PLEASE.
♠Jordan♠


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May 12 2008 9:19 PM

really wish you could have been our grad speaker man. keep it real.
Damian Clarke