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TOMMY HEINSINGER....Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum
MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/TJHComedy
TOMMY HEINSINGER....Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum 's Comedian Bio
Bio
My name is Tom, I live in Feasterville Pa right outside of Philly. I am gonna be 25 in April but I feel like I have lived the life of a 40 year old. I live with my beautiful other half, Nicole and we have 2 kids... One is black and the other is orange. Ok they aren’t kids they are cats but they are really bad, and act like little kids. I am a stand-up comedian in the local area, but I am considering leaving the stand-up world and persuing writing and directing comedy films with my friend and fellow comic Johnny "From Bristol" Elwork and Ken from Suburban Diner. I am also trying to get my own RADIO show somewhere and hopefully will make it not so much big. but successful. I like to hangout at Suburban Diner on Street Rd and Bustleton Pk in Feasterville late at night with Jake, Mike, and Ken, in fact if you had cameras and audio componets at the booth or counter we sit at we would make a fortune with the shit we talk about and the responses we get from conversation, but on the other hand that would have to be on HBO cause FOX don’t like crude and controversial shit. If you ever wanna hit me up I pretty much talk to anyone about anything, so you can always hit me up on AIM if I’m online under this SCREENNAME THeinsinger or if your in the area stop by the Diner I’ll be there!
Website
The one your looking at now stupid!!
Influences
Radio Stylings of Opie and Anthony, Comedy of Rev. Bob Levy, Film Stylings of Rob Zombie.............. Add that all together, BAAAAAM You Got Me Bitches!
Members
I have the 3 inch monster as my member........ Its big enough to do the job!
TV Shows
COPS...... Me and my Uncle where on the "Prostitute Sting" episode it was so cool my Mom taped it and now we show it on holidays and family functions...
Films
I was in a highly viewed film but it was very disgusting and you really didn't see my face... just other organs. It was a very brutal film and has since been destroyed!!
Albums
I was trying to make a C.D. of all my prank calls and different clips from comedy shows I've done, but its taking forever so eventualy I'll get one out there.
TOMMY HEINSINGER....Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum 's Interests
Mostly country but a little bit of rock. ABSOLUTLEY NO RAP
Movies
TOMMY BOY, AMERICAN HISTORY X, SUPER TROOPERS, THE PAM AND TOMMY LEE MOVIE, THERES A FEW MORE BUT MYSPACE HAS A THING AGAINST PORNOGRAPHY.........
Television
Not a big fan of TV, but I do like watching COPS, and shows where the blacks get Tazered and thrown in jail.
Books
Reading takes too much time, I like the the Movie version better.
Heroes
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT MY PARENTS ARE MY HEROS, BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY SUPPORT ME NO MATTER WHAT I DO, EVEN IF THEY DON'T AGREE WITH MY DECISION, AND ALSO IF MY DAD WOULD HAVE EITHER JERKED OFF OR PULLED OUT I WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW!
TOMMY HEINSINGER....Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum 's Blurbs
About me: For those who do not know me, My name is Tom Heinsinger. I live in Feasterville with my beautiful FIANCE' Nicole, we have FOUR cats, I wish I had a microwave big enough for all of them to fit in at the same time. I am a stand-up comic and perform wherever I can get booked but mostly its local shit for now. I drive a Tow Truck for Knights Collision in Bensalem for my main source of income. I like acting and writing comedy for short films, and I like making people laugh, its almost like a type of theropy for me. I am a big TALK RADIO guy, I used to listen to Kidd Chris on WYSP but CBS Radio are a bunch of pussies and fired the show over a song that was labeled, "RACIST". Just goes to show that the world is turning into a bigger pile of shit as the years go by because nobody can take a joke.
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet the person who made it impossible to call a 1-900 number collect!!!
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Did you see the pictures from our Thursday's Beach Bash? Check out our picture page on myspace.
Girls and Guys wear you're sexiest beach attire and WIN a $50 bar tab each! Wear your sunglasses, bikini tops, swim trunks, t-shirts and more to qualify!
NEW JAYBRONE-ZONE PICTORIAL!! "Josie Go's to the Zoo"....Josie is back and this time she is going to the zoo to share her love of green with a big friend!! enjoy this pictorial along with many others on my page!! -jaybrOne
Hey Brother!! Whachu Gonna Do, Whachu Gonna Do Brother When The Tom-maniacs Run Wild On You!! Happy Birthday man I hope its a good one. Hows the Navy thing going?
HEy... hows it going? Working? I HOPE. yea, the cat cried all the way down there and then she complained that the boys were abusing her and making her do stuff she didnt want to do. (i guess that happens at your apt) she said the boys kept the seat up in the litter box and she had to use your pillow to wipe. oh well all is ok now. it would be great to be a cat huh. say hi to nicole.
Hey Happy Easter to you too! What are you guys gonna be doing today? Anyway, thanks for keeping an eye on the cat for us. She is really happy to be back here. Well later.
Dude that is awesome! Now all you have to do is really PASS that thing so that you can do better and get better jobs. Step-1, get the GED. Step-2, lose some weight and get healthy. Step-3, move on to better things. Man you can do all the above you just have to put your mind to it. Well I am gonna go, I will call you sometime tomorrow, later.
Im the same age as your father ....holy shit ! How ya doing ? I hope you havent gotten any other girls pregnant ...I know you ;)Are you still f- - - - mike on the side
