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Ryan
Stand-Up / Blue / Jokes
"Douche-a-potamous"

Male
26 years old
HOUSTON,
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
Mood: ninja Mood Image
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   Ryan's Comedian Bio
Bio
RooftopComedyRooftopComedy
InfluencesLong nights of drinking and good friends.
TV ShowsYou might have seen me on huntsville TV and whats that other thing? Oh yeah Last Comic Standing
AlbumsWell I have a dvd made but I dont know if I'd call it an album just yet

    Ryan's Interests
GeneralWell I like Movies, games, art, stand up comedy, going out, drinking, poker, senseless acts of inane randomness, ect
MusicWell I like lots of stuff from NIN to blackalicious to mindless self indulgence
Moviesum. Batman (the origional), Momento, Donnie Darko, Butterfly effect, Man on Fire, Boonedock Saints, Eternal Sunshine, Primer the list goes on
TelevisionDont get to watch as much as I'd like to but Adult swim tops the list probly other then that most things on comedy central or cartoon network...thats right cartoon network what?
BooksStranger in a Strange Land, American Psyco, Preacher, House of Leaves, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, The Running with the Demon triology, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
HeroesThose that got away
Groups: [adult swim]Toontown rox♥The Obituary Club♥MS Painters and MS Paint Teachers of AmericaCheck Out This Band!Rock TalkHouston Comedy CircuitCara's Collaborative Community Arts Group

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     Ryan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Ingleside Tx
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:3rd funniest Comedian in Houston
Income:Less than $30,000

   Ryan's Schools
Ingleside H S
Ingleside, TEXAS
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 2000


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   Ryan's Blurbs
About me:
Ah damn I hate doing these ok summary: I work I drink I draw I paint Im Irish Im a gamer I do standup comedy I like hangen out with my friends I can get along with almost anybody and am the 3rd funniest comic in Houston THIS YEAR! Check out my VIDEO and tell me that aint a first place tie. ..
Who I'd like to meet:
Like minded souls who can kill hordes of zombies at a moments notice. Im assembling an army. Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


   Ryan's Friend Space (Top 11)
Ryan has 273 friends.
 Cindy 


 Emery 


 Karli 


 Generation Franchise 


 Jacline 


 Sam Demaris 


 curiosity awoke the ali 


 Slade Ham 


 You can call me Mr. Glazner 


 Payton 


 roach 





Ryan's Friends Comments
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Cindy





Oct 10 2008 8:34 AM

Bwahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

But in all seriousness, did you hear the word? It was over the papers this morning. About that ... bird?

My legs hurt. It was those shoes, I swear. Next time- all jogging.
HA!
4am





Oct 8 2008 5:53 PM

when do i get my pants back? im cold.
Cindy





Oct 3 2008 11:00 PM

It's like in that movie, "Trees.."

=P

We're the coolest nerds around.
=)
Cindy





Sep 30 2008 7:00 PM

Missin you already.

But now... to study my ass off! *cough Spore cough*
Ahem.

<3
4am





Sep 15 2008 7:08 PM

check out the link colleen left in my comments. i think its the third newest comment i have. the one that says 'youll love this'. is awesome.
:)
NUNO





Sep 13 2008 3:12 AM

4am





Sep 9 2008 11:20 PM

nice houston's funniest video.
maybe i *can* give a better blow job.
i like the new jesus part.
ashesofthebeach





Sep 8 2008 5:08 AM

hey! i have been writing.. i guess you could say a journal of my life and i just got done with the day you got hurt.
you want to know how big of a dork i am? it made me cry writing about it! anyway, it made me miss you and our childhood and i thought i would say hi and tell you i was thinking about you! hope all is well! bring your show to okc!
roach





Sep 4 2008 4:50 AM

well you look like a total douche in your picture.

oh wait you look like that in all your pictures and in person. i hope you get aids in the ass and die.

and put on some real fucking shoes you queer!
Cindy





Sep 4 2008 4:13 AM

Heh. Love ya!

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Cindy





Sep 2 2008 2:43 AM

Good luck this week!
Bonfire





Aug 31 2008 12:55 AM

when is your next show?
Cindy





Aug 4 2008 6:13 AM

Am I posting cats on your page? Yes. Yes I am.


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curiosity awoke the ali





Aug 2 2008 12:55 AM

i'm not sure if the IOU system that we used last night is such a great idea, especially when drunks are gambling. i woke up this morning thinking...DAMN...i was intoxicated.
what's the damage?
Blurred Edge Magazine





Jul 29 2008 6:11 PM


Check out our semi-daily blog.



The latest news about Videogames, Hollywood, Comics and all the
blurred edges in between, made to cause the most damage possible!
NUNO





Jul 25 2008 9:15 PM

guns kittens retards and cod4

shannon





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Jul 14 2008 10:09 PM

Hey, thanks for being a part of our network.

I just wanted to call attention to our daily news blog - BlurredEdge: Hollowpoints.

Just small, quick bits of up-to-the-minute information designed to cause the most damage possible.

Thanks again and see you around.

- C
*Bulleta*





Jul 11 2008 5:44 PM

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Cindy





Jul 11 2008 3:13 AM

How poetry should be... from the British v. of The Office

shannon





Jul 10 2008 9:54 PM

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Your time to shine

Cindy





Jul 8 2008 1:49 AM

Great Shows in Corpus Christi! *cheers*
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Coffee Shop Criminals





Jul 7 2008 2:52 AM

YOURE PROFILE PIC MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
SkyVonnie





Jul 4 2008 9:03 PM

HAPPY 4TH BIG BRO!

MISS YOU GUYS.
SCORP





Jul 2 2008 5:54 PM

whats up bro
Cindy





Jul 2 2008 2:53 AM

BH's.
Enough Said.
Shellzie





Jun 30 2008 10:16 PM

Becky wanted me to send this to you. She said you had the hots for snaggle tooth here.
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Cindy





Jun 29 2008 3:19 AM

You. Me. Season II of Dexter. Awesome.

Pudding.
Rudz Comedy Werkshop





Jun 9 2008 4:52 AM

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Go to youtube and type in Rob Mungle's name. You'll find some of the most whacked ideas the Japanese have to offer. He's one of the rawest and influential voices of this city's comedy scene. Many clubs are afraid of his wrath.




Come see the Right Reverend lay down the law to modern society!

Tuesday June 24th 2008 at 8pm
Reverend Rob Mungle brings forth a message of Atheism and life!

God & Other Four Letter Words: The Righteous Reverend Rob Mungle's Atheist Bar Room Revival

Rudyards
2010 Waugh Dr.



Upstairs
Houston, Tx 77006

Tickets 10 bucks at the door. You won't find a better comedy show this cheap.


Bonfire





Jun 7 2008 10:29 PM

when is you next show?
curiosity awoke the ali





Jun 2 2008 9:17 AM

i know your a smart one. i've pegged you.
4am





May 28 2008 11:35 PM

2. they very well may be mine.

3. and i have a green jameson hat that i believe is yours.
that makes it ninjas:1, pantsless pirates: 100
curiosity awoke the ali





May 27 2008 7:16 AM

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