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Ken Turetzky
Comedy / Acoustic / Blues

"Now at iTunes and CD Baby"

Dallas, Texas
United States

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Last Login:  10/10/2008
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Member Since10/28/2004
Band Websiteturetzkysyndrome.com
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Get my tracks now at iTunes and CD Baby

Fans of deftly lyrical, melodic comedy songs (Sounds like: Adam Sandler, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch; Influences: Tom Lehrer, Allan Sherman, John Prine, Bill Cosby) now can download Her Shit Don't Stink and other popular tracks from my EP Look What I Made! at iTunes (99 cents per single; $4.95 for the five-track album).

Or, purchase the disc that contains the same tunes at CD Baby ($8.99 plus shipping).

Look What I Made! on iTunes

You can still listen to all my songs for free (and read stories of my adventures in the comedy music biz) at turetzkysyndrome.com.

Look What I Made! is also available for purchase at Napster, mp3-extension.com, Ruckus, BuyMusic, MusicIsHere and Tradebit.

Additional sites, including Rhapsody and AudioLunchbox, will follow.

InfluencesJohn Prine, Bill Cosby, Tom Lehrer, Allan Sherman, Steve Goodman.
Sounds LikeLook What I Made! by Ken Turetzky


Request my songs! E-mail:

Dr. Demento

Red Peters

Sirius Radio Comedy By Request

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Or, call 1-866-4-RAWDOG and leave a request.

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Advance review for Look What I Made!

"What a treasure! It's like Bob Dylan and Jerry Lewis rolled into the same blintz!"

— BMI recording artist Randall Steven Smith

Ken Turetzky comedy music debuts on Sirius Howard 100-101

Ken Turetzky performs original, bad-attitude folk- and blues-based acoustic comedy at venues in and around Dallas, Texas, and occasionally in Terre Haute, Indiana. Inspired by public dismay in reaction to his first CD, Look What I Made!, Ken confidently offered the disc to radio.

Surprisingly, the strategy worked. Ken recently cracked the Sirius Satellite Radio Howard Stern/Howard 100-101 channels with an appearance on the Red Peters Show. His music is featured on the Sirius Raw Dog Comedy Channel and numerous broadcast and Web outlets.

Syndicated radio host Dr. Demento calls the CD "a riot!" and has featured Ken on his Funny Five weekly countdown. TM Century Comedy Network has distributed Ken's music nationally via its weekly radio prep service. Ken's heard frequently on morning drive and college radio, on iTunes via Khaha.com, on DFSX Comedy Radio, .977 AllComedy, and numerous podcasts.

Live audiences know Ken's work as well. For four years, crowds at Starbucks and many comedy clubs, crummy bars and coffee houses you've never heard of have politely endured the uptempo blues of Ken's My Fat Ass Itches and recoiled from the unromantic ballad, Her Shit Don't Stink.

Ken's seductive melodies, punctuated with his better-than-adequate guitar work and searing harmonica notes, support the clever lyrics of Today Was A Very Good Day, Don't Really Matter and If They Found Me Dead, the other sardonic songs on Look What I Made! The CD is available on CD Baby and iTunes.

As a journalist, Ken has covered the National Basketball Association for prominent print, online and broadcast outlets, and interviewed such personalities as Bill Cosby, Larry King and James Brown. Comedy music provides a welcome opportunity for Ken to promote his own gig for a change.

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Megan Heavlin Ochoa





Oct 9 2008 6:11 PM

Love it! Be well my friend!

Megan Heavlin
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Oct 2 2008 9:35 AM

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It's Doo Wop Thursday!

Get out the matching suits and

Five part harmonies...

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The Sidebars





Oct 2 2008 8:51 AM

My drum machine skills are the stuff of legend, for sure.

A legend that ends in complete tragedy.
International Student Film Festival Hollywood





Sep 27 2008 11:08 PM

Hi Everyone

Please help us build up the views on this video, if you can spare 85 seconds, take a look, we'd appreciate it!

Thank you!

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Jenni Mansfield Peal





Sep 22 2008 4:55 PM

Your set at Free Dallas Music! Songwriter's Open Mic was shocking! Thanks for playing and making FDM!SOM the most amazing open mic ever.
JMP
The Whiskey Sournotes





Sep 2 2008 11:36 PM

Hey, Ken!

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Mane Man





Aug 27 2008 12:43 AM


Red Peters makes his triumphant return to SIRIUS Satellite Radio this Labor Day Weekend with his 2-hour special, the SUMMER SONG SIZZLER! Be there as Red serves up more than 30 choice cuts smokin' hot! Don't miss the his most notorious, outrageous, uncut and uncensored songs on radio... ALL WEEKEND LONG!

Saturday, August 30 at 11pm ET on Howard 101
Sunday, August 31 at 7pm ET on Howard 101
Monday, September 1 at 7 and 10pm ET on Howard 101
Pig Knuckle Nelson and The Bhagavad Gitars





Aug 19 2008 12:56 AM

tanks fer da add dere, daddy-O!


Jukebox Sinners





Aug 9 2008 2:10 PM

Thanks for tracking us down, good stuff you have here!

Mark Deffebach





Aug 8 2008 3:07 PM

Yeah yeah yeah, all I needed was another myspace friend... thanks a million for the ADD. Next time I'd like some lysdexia. Oh, now I know where I saw your name... it was in Tom Peals promo... duh. Nice to meet you.
KeithFromUpDaBlock. American Prankster! (iTunes)





Aug 7 2008 7:20 AM

Can you still be gangsta if you eat fatty junk food all damn day and hang around with chubby chicks? The rap parody king KeithFromUpDaBlock is on a mission to find out. Enjoy the fun as Keith keeps it gully regardless!

Co-starring Adult B.B.W Film starlets Desiree Devine, Princess Lissa and featuring Mr. Bob of 98.5 KLUC-FM in Las Vegas!

Feel the Chubby-ness! AMERICAN PRANKSTER SEPTEMBER 2008
SixCombo *BrightWay Entertainment*





Aug 4 2008 9:02 PM

New clip!!

holla back!
thx ;)
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Aug 4 2008 1:03 PM

Attention Drivers! Animal crossing alerts have been issued in the vicinity of Pamplona, Muppet Theater, The North Pole and Soldier Field. Proceed with caution.

This safety bulletin was brought to you by the Noveltyland Department of Transportation.

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Tex Hardcore





Aug 4 2008 1:21 AM

Thanks for stopping by, hope you liked the music, maby your friends will too.
Good thing we never got togeter to write any, ours are bad enough by themselfs
rough sax





Jul 30 2008 5:24 PM

Glad you you have a definitive opinion on the subject of scale of difficulty pertaining to musical instruments! Maybe you could include all instruments and publish your scale! You could the "Turetz Instrumental Scale of Difficulty," or TISoD for short. I am sure that the harmonica will still be the benchmark by which all other s are judged!

Keep them rolling in the isles!

Christopher
Little Thom





Jul 23 2008 5:48 PM

Coming from you, a compliment for "The Dog Song" is a large pile of honor.

Thank you, sir, thank you.

LT
Jeffrey Frederick





Jul 21 2008 10:52 PM

Jeffrey Frederick videos now on MySpace! Historical, hysterical and just damn great -- check them out!!!!

The Titles

Robbin' Banks
Rotten Lettuce
Beer Shits
Saturday Night
Third Floor Judy
Tell Me Why
Poor Al

Here's a classic performance of Can't Quit You for a starter:
Jeffrey Frederick & Les Clams: Can't Quit You
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Jul 20 2008 4:50 PM

Howdy Y'all! This Here's Novelty Country!

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Nancy Moran





Jul 16 2008 9:59 PM

Hey Ken -

Well, great minds must think alike...I sent you a friend request before I saw yours sitting in my inbox! So nice to make our friendship "official." :-)

Let me know if you ever come to Nashville!

Musically,
Nancy
www. nancymoran. com
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Jul 16 2008 9:39 PM

My comedy license was revoked last year. But my jokes aren't really that funny, so I figure I'm OK.
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Jul 4 2008 10:49 AM

Greetings from Noveltyland! Happy 4th of July!

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The Volume Brothers





Jun 29 2008 12:02 PM

Why don't you get a job? Ha ha ha

Like it bro!
rough sax





Jun 13 2008 3:40 PM

hay LMAO funny man hope all is well!

chirstopher
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Jun 10 2008 9:08 PM

Hope All Is Well Kenny T.!


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Ted Hadji





May 8 2008 6:27 AM

Hey! I'm playing at The Opening Bell on Friday (May 9th) at 8pm sharp. Its my first time in Dallas.
Please come and say "hi!"
QwiLite Records - Nola





May 4 2008 8:08 PM


What's good fam? Thanks for the add!

Two hot new remixes from QwiLite!

QwiLite's own Indian Princess Ranjini with "Sexy Can I" feat Ray J & Yung Berg!
&
The new heir to the hip hop throne Jia Conna with "Feedback: The Remix"
feat Janet Jackson & Ranjini!

Keepin those hits comin to ya!

much luv!
Nola
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Apr 29 2008 12:27 AM

Howdy!

Gee, you sure sound swell and yer funny as hell!

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Cheers . . .



"Hot Time" Harv McFine


Annalee





Apr 7 2008 2:13 PM

There is no greater joy nor greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fund