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Brian Posehn
""Hey, that guy is that one guy""

Male
102 years old
ENCINO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
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   Brian Posehn's Comedian Bio
BioStarted stand-up in Sacramento. Moved to San Francisco during the tail end of the early nineties comedy boom. Was a local favorite along with friends Tom Rhodes, Greg Proops and Patton Oswalt. Moved to Los Angeles in 1993 for a second career in TV writing. He wrote and performed on Mr. Show instead. While writing TV and feature films and acting on TV and in films he's still managed to carve out a niche as part of the Los Angeles alternative comedy scene and headline at the good comedy clubs around the country. I am a... I mean... Brian is a regular guest on Conan O'Brien. He's currently part of the Comedians Of Comedy Tour(w/Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford and Zach Galiafanakis). The Comedians of Comedy tour was recently documented as a feature film and a show on Comedy Central. Brian recorded his first stand-up CD Nerd Rage this past year. The CD is now available everywhere(even Europe) through RELAPSE RECORDS.
Websitebrianposehn.com briansnerdrage.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Bob Newhart, Chris Rock, Don Rickles, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, Bobcat Goldthwait, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Dana Gould, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Greg Proops, Dave Attell and Louis CK
TV ShowsSTAND-UP: COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: BRIAN POSEHN, Late Night on Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Showbiz Show, every bad stand-up show in the nineties. And I won on Star Search in 1995, I dare you to find it. ACTING: Currently on The Sarah Silverman Program on Comedy Central. Played Kevin on Just Shoot Me. Also appeared on Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Newsradio, Seinfeld, Bernie Mac. VOICE WORK: 3 South, Mission Hill, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Clerks Animated, Father of The Pride, Kim Possible, Dave the Barbarian
FilmsDEVIL'S REJECTS, COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Sarah Silverman's JESUS IS MAGIC And look for me in 2006-2007 in Rob Zombie's EL SUPERBEASTO, LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE, SMILEY FACE and the zombie western comedy WANTED: UNDEAD OR ALIVE
AlbumsBrian Posehn LIVE IN: Nerd Rage

    Brian Posehn's Interests
GeneralMETAL, sleeping, laughing, eating food, my dogs, the sweet leaf, HORROR, comic books, video games, I am still fifteen
Music3 inches of blood, 3rd bass, accept, AC/DC, alabama thunderpussy, alice in chains, amon amarth, ANTHRAX, apocalyptica, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, bad brains, Beastie boys, beatles, biggie smalls, black label society, BLACK SABBATH, black sheep, bowie, buckethead, busta rhymes, Cannibal corpse, chimaira, coup, corrosion of conformity, cure, D.R.I, dag nasty, danzig, de la soul, Death, Death Angel, deftones, del, descendents, Dimmu, Dio, DOWN, Dream Theater, early man, epmd, eric b. and rakim, every time I die, evile, Exodus, faith no more, fantomas, far, Fastway, fear factory, flotsam and jetsam, forbidden, fu manchu, god forbid, Hank 1-3, hatebreed, haunted, heiroglyphics, helmet, Iced Earth, In Flames, IRON MAIDEN, JUDAS PRIEST, killswitch, King Diamond, KISS, kreator, krs-one, Kyuss, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, leeway, machine head, Malevolent Creation, manson, Mastodon, MEGADETH, mercyful fate, metal church, METALLICA, methodman, minor threat, mr. bungle, municipal waste, muse, nebula, nirvana, nugent, nwa, obituary, opeth, Overkill, PANTERA(RIP DIME), pearl jam, peeping tom, perfect circle, pharcyde, PIXIES, posessed, PRIMUS, prince paul, public enemy, queens of the stone age, queensryche, radiohead, Raven, redman, Roots, RUSH, Rwake, Sacred Reich, saxon, scatterbrain, scorpions, Schenker, screaming trees, sepultura, shadows fall, sick of it all, Skid Row, Skynyrd, SLAYER, Slipknot, souls of mischief, soundgarden, stevie ray vaughan, Stormtroopers of Death, Suicidal, system of a down, talib kweli, Tesla(fellow Sac-Towners), Testament, Thin Lizzy, TITANNICA, tomahawk, TOOL, tribe called quest, UFO, unearth, vandals, van halen (first four albums and half of 1984), Vio-lence, Waylon, Willie, Wu Tang, Yngwie, Y&T, Zombie(white/rob)
MoviesA New Hope, Akira, Aliens, American Werewolf in London, Assault on Precinct Thirteen(original), Big Trouble In Little China, BLADERUNNER, Blade 2, Borat, Caddyshack, Children Of Men, Chinese Connection, Conversation, Dawn of the Dead (both), Desperado, DEVIL'S REJECTS, Die Hard, Drunken Master 2, Election, Empire Strikes Back, Enter The Dragon, Escape from New York, Evil Dead 2, Fast Times, Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Friday the Thirteenth, From Dusk till Dawn, Ghost World, The Good, the Bad, The Ugly, Goodfellas, Groundhog Day, Halloween, Hard Boiled, JAWS, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Killer, The Killing, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Last Boyscout, Long Kiss Goodnight, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Marathon Man, Omen, Office Space, Near Dark, Night Of the Living Dead, Outlaw Josie Wales, Phantasm, Poltergeist, Professional, Pulp Fiction, Raiders, Resevoir Dogs, Return of The Living Dead, Rivers Edge, Road Warrior, Rashomon, The Rundown, Rushmore, Say Anything, Shaun of the Dead, South Park movie, Superman 2, Temple of Doom, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original), Tai Chi Master, The Thing (Carpenter's), Transporter, True Romance, Versus, Warriors, Wrath of Khan, Yojimbo, X2
TelevisionSOUTH PARK, COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, 24, BUFFY, FIREFLY, Battlestar GALACTICA(NEW), SCTV, SPACED, YOUNG ONES
BooksBradbury, Bukowski, Dahl, Fante, King, Klosterman, Vonnegut.... Confederates In The Attic,Dark Knight Returns, The Dirt, I Am Legend, Mr Show: What Happened? What Makes Sammy Run?, COMIC BOOKS: Identity Crisis, Invincible, Powers, Walking Dead, Y The Last Man All BENDIS and BRUBAKER!!
HeroesDon Rickles, Chris Rock, Bob Newhart, Steve Martin(the stand-up, not the actor), Harold Ramis, Tony Stark (for his battle with alcoholism), Dave Lombardo, Dave Mustaine, Neil Adams, Alan Moore, Ruth Gordon

     Brian Posehn's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Slowcoma, CA
Body type:0' 0" / Body builder
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:idiot


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Dork for Thirty Years
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   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 11 2008 8:00P
40 Watt, Athens - with MASTODON(that’s right. Mastodon) Athens GA
Oct 12 2008 8:00P
The Earl w/ Brent Weinbach Atlanta GA
Oct 24 2008 8:00P
Melrose IMPROV Los Angeles CA
Oct 25 2008 8:00P
Melrose IMPROV Los Angeles CA
Oct 25 2008 10:00P
Melrose IMPROV Los Angeles CA
Oct 30 2008 8:00P
Aladdin Theater Portland OR
Oct 31 2008 8:00P
Moore Theatre Seattle WA

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   Brian Posehn's Blurbs
About me:
About me: I'm that one guy from TV. I've also been in movies, mostly bad ones. I'm not counting COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Sarah Silverman's JESUS IS MAGIC or The Devil's Rejects (being involved with that was a horror nerd's dream). Cool people say I'm funny. Just look at my comments. What else?? I like sleeping. Pot makes me high. I've seen more car crashes than most people. I love Skid Row, the band - not the old timey place. I laugh when strangers fall or trip. Too hard. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. My dog Ernie is funny. I love sandwiches, I think they're good. If I were a stuntman I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working. I saw a monkey break the tire swing in his cage and he picked up a giant bolt and winged it out of his cage. It could've fucking killed somebody. I hate skiing, it's hard and anybody who says it's fun is a lying asshole. You can send me a note, but please don't be offended if you don't get a reply. I tried keeping up with it for a while. Fucking impossible, sorry. What else???? Oh yeah, I remember:

Buy my CD!!! 'Live In: Nerd Rage' is available NOW on RELAPSE RECORDS in North America and select European countries.

CHECK OUT MY NEW CD SITE www.BriansNerdRage.com for Free IM Icons, Message Board avatars, computer wallpapers, banners, and samples from my record.

For more information on Brian and/or Live In: Nerd Rage, please contact Betsey Cichoracki, Relapse Records Media Relations at Betsey@Relapse.com.

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CHECK OUT THE TRADE PAPERBACK OF MY COMIC THE LAST CHRISTMAS _ THE TRUE STORY OF SANTA AFTER THE APOCALYPSE AVAILABLE AT BOOKSTORES and COMIC SHOPS NOV. 29 Buy The Last Christmas at Amazon.com AND CHECK OUT MY T-SHIRTS AT THE RELAPSE STORE
Who I'd like to meet:
vampire, wolfman, bigfoot, ninja, dinosaur, frankenstein, a funny drunk, a super smart monkey, the president. no trannies. AND NO MORE FUCKING GROUPS. UNLESS YOUR GROUP IS FOR PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER JOIN A FUCKING GROUP, COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT.

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Brian Posehn's Friends Comments
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Sen Winchester-Kent [Ms. Sylar]





Oct 10 2008 4:44 PM

Thanks for Accepting My Add! :)
JUST SHOWN SUM LUV
-From A Super Friend XOXOXO
*twitch*
Chris ♥s Sixx:A.M.





Oct 10 2008 4:31 PM

Thanks for the add! you're one of my fav. comedians \m/
Twelve Gates (2 new songs up)





Oct 10 2008 3:46 PM

Thanks for the add. Please Check out my song "Purgatory" and let me know what you think.

Issac

Twelve Gates
Mike Has No Phone... Send Numbers





Oct 10 2008 11:01 AM

love you to death dude you give me a reason to be funny
hit me up x-box live
i'm down any game
MikeIsDumb
peace out
Amphitrite





Oct 10 2008 12:38 PM

I love you! You're so awesome and I hope one day soon I can see a live act.....keep rockin! xoxo Amp
Lorena Torres





Oct 10 2008 11:10 AM

man weed and conspiracy theories that one hit too close to home! we loved it! Hey tomorrow is national coming out day...or do you already plans?
BUTTUGLY





Oct 10 2008 8:03 AM

Thanx 4 the Add Brian! Your a kick ass comedian, and a true metalhead so we gladly welcome to the skum metal world of Buttugly!
Angus Jack





Oct 10 2008 7:19 AM

You know, sure you bring the funny, but that last Silverman episode, when you pounded the desk in consumer defiance, I felt you were channeling your inner Chewbacca. You brought some such Wookie justice to all the rebel forces. sniff. I felt your force, mano, I felt your force.
性 DJ 性 UNITEDNATIONS


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Oct 10 2008 7:02 AM

I AGREE SHE GOT TIRED I GUESS. I LOVESILVERMANN AND PALIN.. .. ITS ALWAYS SUNNY BETWEEN MY LEGS IS GOOD .. WHAT HAPPEND TO DANNY DEVITO -ACID -SEX-OBAMA .. OBAMA MAKES JAPANESE PEOPLE LIKE AMERICA .. I KNOW .. I SPEAK JAPANESE.. AND BRIAN..(IWATCHITALL)
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEE'S KNEES. HOW DID YOU DO IT?? IM NOT KIDDING ASSHOLE YOU ANWSER ME NOW =)
WOULDNT YOU GET TIRED OF HAVING SEX WITH JIMMY KIMMEL .. I WOULDNT =) aUDIOGATO.. GOOD LUCK ON THE ELECTION BARACK ... MCCAIN THE PALAIN LIZZARD IS A FREAK SHOW THAT I CANT STOP WATCHING .{SEE}JAMES ST JAMES THE KING OF STRANGE - GOODBYE BRIAN - -OR WELCOME TO THE FUTURE .. WHATEVER WE GONNA SAY IN THE FUTURE =)
-Shane-





Oct 10 2008 6:20 AM

I used to think the "silverman" show was -okay- ... saw the 2 episodes so far ... i dont know if the writers r different err something but the show is FUCKING hilarious now!
Shane





Oct 9 2008 8:19 PM

Congratulations on that heroic citizen arrest last night!
MESSAGES FROM SPACE





Oct 10 2008 4:09 AM

It's so good, it's fuckin' great!
Lavender Gooms





Oct 10 2008 12:14 AM

Thanks for the add!

I saw a werewolf once. Or it may have just been a really hairy guy. Or sasquatch.
Andi





Oct 9 2008 9:14 PM

Dude, I didn't even know you were on my friends list. Sweet. I met you in the garage in harvard sq @ newbury comics and you were cool to us. the next week alec baldwin was eating @ ben&jerry's downstairs & was a douche. you get a thumbs up. alec gets a big FU. =)
David the Barbarian





Oct 9 2008 8:52 PM

dude! i was watching the sarah silverman program yesterday and i almost pissed my pants, you and sarah are wicked funny
Joe Pettis





Oct 9 2008 8:15 PM

got my tickets for sunday at the earl

can we hug afterward... for like 23 minutes
zac vann





Oct 9 2008 6:28 PM

yeah! that one guy! one of my friends gets nerd rage..
but yeah, ALL HAIL KING DORK!
BUD-EZ





Oct 9 2008 6:15 PM

Appreciate the add. your one of the funnies people I ever saw do stand up
Stacey





Oct 9 2008 5:11 PM

great episode last night, can't wait for tonight's!
Performance Music Technology by Ron Ho





Oct 9 2008 5:02 PM

Thanks for my add of the week! Cheers from Florida.
SUFFERSYSTEM





Oct 9 2008 4:46 PM

Thanx for the add.
FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD!!!

Into the blog at
http://www.myspace.com/suffersystemdeathmetal

Daniel & SUFFERSYSTEM
Mr. Moxy





Oct 9 2008 7:23 AM

Saw you on the Sarah Silvermen show, funny shit man!
KuBaNfLaVoR!!!





Oct 9 2008 2:28 PM

hi Brian thanks for the add.yorky
KERRY ARNOLD STEPHENS





Oct 9 2008 3:48 PM

hey b
great job on the ss show
still looking forward to having
you come down and do our show
take care
Alberto Febles





Oct 9 2008 2:46 PM

Gracias por Aceptarme mi pana, saludos
Brian Victor C.





Oct 9 2008 7:16 AM

yer funny
sara





Oct 9 2008 6:43 AM

how many car crashes have you seen??
Next stop...California!