i have teeth.
kristin.
seventeen.
female.
michigan.
i'd break my neck to keep my chin up.
there's more about me if you trudge on, warrior.
there's no way copy and text could let you know who i am. i'm too complex.

i rock it in the
231. i'm not average, but i'm not above or below average, either. i'm just a girl living my life. or trying to, anyways. i'm a br00tal lover. i listen to music, and i love that music. it seems my priorities are all fucked up lately when it comes to living the life i think i do, but honestly, i'd rather not be doing anything else.
"stay seventeen, the party scene has got the best of me and you." i'm the poster child for what not to be when you're seventeen. i have piercings on my face, and ears at 00g. i'm an appalling human being. i try to avoid conflict, but i can't keep my mouth shut.

the glass is never half full for me, even when i'm thirsty, someone always knocks it over. if i think my world is crashing down, it's because it is, someone dropped an atom bomb on it. and when i say that i've had a shitty week it's because i have, and no, it's not about teenage relationships. i'm not making my life up, this isn't a storybook. and that scares me that i'm living it. but i am. |||moremoremore||| movies that make me cry make me miss my favorite parts. i love to hear exclamation marks. when i'm beyond happy i cry. sometimes when people are talking to me too long i doze off and don't hear what they say. if i don't know what to say anymore i say yeah, and if i don't answer right away it's because i'm dissecting every sentence in my brain to find the meaning in it. when i panic i forget to breathe and throw myself into an asthma attack, though i don't have asthma. it makes me sad that some people say all we're living for is to die; we live in such a beautiful world, why waste the time we're given here to dwell on when we're taken from it? i don't like to talk to people who aren't intelligent, which is horrible because some can't help it. my favorite conversations usually happen late in the night; things make more sense if there are a billion stars listening to you; they'll never tell you that you don't make sense. don't complain about your situations; try to better them. i don't want to live to be old. so many people say it but if i live to see 51, i'll drive myself into a semi. i never want to be jaded on life, or all it holds for me.
"in order to unleash your beast, you must get botox to make it schlonger." - i love brittaney & angel.
"soo...do you have a firecrotch?" - i love brittaney for asking that.. and jon, for saying yes. and powers for agreeing.
updates in the live of kristinKALAMITY;
-i've been realising lately that i don't strike up conversations. that's because all i actually want to talk about are my drunken adventures. and most people don't want to hear about that. if you want to talk about something else, you bring it up. don't count on me.
-i say shit. i don't know what i say, but don't hold me to it unless you hear me say it between the hours of 9am-9pm.
-i don't appreciate being called something i'm not. so before you say something about me, ask yourself "is this accurate?" if it's not, don't let it roll off your tongue and through your teeth. there are other kids who feel the same way, so always ask yourself that question when you feel the need to gossip.
-i'm not a great friend. i
will blow you off to get fucked up. i'm not proud of it, but i think if you're looking for me to be a good friend don't put your blinders on. i'm telling you straight up so take it for what it is.
-i'd rather listen to metal than anything else because i feel metal pulsating through my stomach and out my eyes. i love the way it makes all of my insides drop like i've almost fallen down the stairs.
-i'd rather be hanging out with my sister because no matter what she understands what i'm trying to say. i could literately talk in complete nonsense and she knows.
-i know it doesn't seem like it with how much of myself i've actually let out lately, but i'd truly give everything up for any one person. i'd not ask for anything in return. just knowing that someone had a good day is amazing to me. so if you have a good day, say something. don't let it roll off your back. bad days are the only ones anyone seems to talk about anymore.
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