Maddog!!! Mattern
"I thought you said I'm all right spider"

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30 years old
Astoria, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
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    Maddog!!! Mattern's Interests
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MusicBeastie Boys, Guns N Roses (Pre-Buckethead), Iggy Pop, Wu-tang, Body Count and the Grease 3 soundtrack!!!..
MoviesDebbie Does Dallas, Debbie Does Dallas 2, Debbie Keeps Doing Dallas, Dallas Does Debbie (it was time for a change), and The Sound of Music, you know, all the classics...
TelevisionLarry sanders, south park, curb your enthusiasm and the show on the spanish channel with the fella in a bee costume
Booksklosterman, bill simmons, hunter thompson shel silverstein and whoever wrote see spot run.
HeroesPryor, Rickles, Mooney, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, David Lee Roth, Johnny Carson,tony kornheiser and stiles from teen wolf

     Maddog!!! Mattern's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Las Vegas
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation: comic



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What can one say about The Maddog? Tortured genius? Misunderstood prophet? Hopeless romantic? Hopeful cynic? Insane asker of inane questions? Pretentious loser who annoyingly refers to himself in the third person? Yes. YES! In fact, all these things and more... ..

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The man upstairs. I don't mean god I mean the guy who lives above me in my building. How is it we never met? It must be divine.

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Maddog!!! Mattern's Friends Comments
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Eric I





Oct 9 2008 1:46 AM

Here's to ZERO ping pong balls for my beloved Knickies this coming June.

Feel free to tell KG that sweeping us in the 1 vs. 8 series in Round One would be a perfectly acceptable result for 2008-2009.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE ! ! !

Miss you, Dawg.

- E to the I-I-I-I-I-I ! ! !
Timothy Styles





Oct 3 2008 2:38 AM

Hey, Shiek. Your test came back positive.

IRAN #1!
Ed Murray





Sep 19 2008 8:20 PM

I miss you.

In a completely platonic, heterosexual way ...

... just like 2 platonic, heterosexual dudes ...

... just hanging out and having a shvitz, that's all ...

... behind bathroom stall #3 ...
Wallace®





Sep 20 2008 4:19 AM

the real deal.....guys got more lines than a coke dealer
Rich Carucci





Sep 19 2008 5:29 AM

MAD DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiffany





Sep 15 2008 5:41 PM

I thought the Outside the NFL in the bathroom was great.What bathroom were you in by the way?Overall what do you think about this season so far??I was hoping the Browns could do something this year but maybe not..So sad :(
Billy The Kid





Sep 13 2008 6:58 PM

The new Outside The NFL is brilliant! Could not stop laughing, keep on rockin' it Maddog!
"Sounded good in there!"
Dustin Chafin





Sep 13 2008 1:07 PM

Muscle Milk is for winners..
Justin Vega





Sep 12 2008 9:17 AM

Episode one of the new season is the best thing not on TV... and maybe even better than Jim Rome's buzz cut
Dustin Chafin





Sep 8 2008 12:22 AM

The Dog is back lock up your Pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grant Gordon





Sep 3 2008 6:48 PM

A Legend for All Seasons...how's Vegas?
Susan





Sep 1 2008 8:18 AM

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but seriously ... i hope you have the best holiday....and a great week....
Josh Goguen





Aug 31 2008 11:08 PM

My friends are still talking about you.
Dan Vollmayer





Aug 31 2008 1:14 AM

Ep 3 is herrr...

Yes sir...

Riya





Aug 29 2008 5:46 AM

no not sprite
sprite is for pussies
and you, Mattern, are no pussy
So for me, please, do not drink sprite.
Riya





Aug 29 2008 4:41 AM

I'm too lazy to type out a message so I'm just going tell you here: The diet pepsi max was the best part of your act.
everything else just couldn't surpass the dp
Rebecca





Aug 26 2008 5:05 AM

Dustin Chafin





Aug 23 2008 6:47 PM

Pound Fist..say your a legend then move on..that's how we deal with Dustin's mediocre set ha..I heard it wasn't just me on that show..
Susan





Aug 23 2008 6:44 AM

hi...i hope you have a great weekend...

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summers almost over...make the best of what's left...lol...
Leah Bonnema





Aug 22 2008 3:04 PM

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S.
Thompson FFFFFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEBBBBIIIRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed Murray





Aug 16 2008 5:01 PM

The Michael Phelps of crowd work!
Helen Hong





Aug 15 2008 5:46 PM

I wanna be just like you when I grow up. Cap and everything.
Dustin Chafin





Aug 14 2008 4:32 PM

Write a fucking joke..ha..
Good luck tonight..!!!
Dustin Chafin





Aug 13 2008 5:28 AM

You ready to rock freebirds on Thursday Laugh Lounge 6:30
Susan





Aug 13 2008 8:17 AM

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oh yeah...and by the way....

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....lol...have a good one...
Funny Flips





Aug 13 2008 6:08 PM

Susan





Aug 12 2008 7:30 AM