b0uNcE


Male
39 years old
New Ro, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 9/4/2008
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Status:Married
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Body type:5' 8"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Proud parent



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I never let school                                           
                   get in the way of my education               






         "There are two great days in a person's life;                                 
                                     The day you are born...
                                                              and the day you discover why"


                                                                                   - unknown
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About Me:

Welcome to my ego. At 38 years old i don't feel a day over 38. Life's great. Sure it has it's ups and downs but if i were to include them in here i'd loose my audience fast. My birth place is Colombia. Cali to be exact. At the ripe age of seven, i found my new home in East New York, Brooklyn.

Now, at the time (1976AD), East New York had a lot of character including:
drug addicts
convicts
dead beats
muggers
robbers
thugs and the likes.
It was very exciting and exilirating to be in such an environment. I was scared out of my f*cking mind. I would wait up every night hoping my mom would make it home alive. She did.

That was boot camp. My "welcome to new york" door mat.

After a few years there, we moved on to the white suburbs of Bayside, Queens. I remember my first days in school looking around thinking: "wow, i'm like the darkest-skin kid here" - even my sister passes off as white. It was interesting. I had to make sense of it all on my own.

So, bayside brought me a lot of opportunities. Some of which i took with me including my wife, my daughter and my dog. I met my wife in the early nineties, and partied with her to the millenium. It was fun. But i had to leave the place. I had to find a new home. New Rochelle or New Ro as i prefer to call it, was the next stop. In our last days at bayside, right before we moved, we had Izabella. She was my wife plus a thousand more kisses. I look at her and realize i'm superman (metaphorically).

So my superpowers continued. They did. I then had a son named Javier-Dakota or JD or Papote...... Some of my family members call him Charlie Brown - i like that :)
Let's see his identity and what shape it takes as he gets older.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing. I had to cut through brooklyn, up to queens, i95 north to New Roc City to find my home. It's been an amazing journey. I'm just glad i've had my best friend with me most of the way. She is my soul mate. She has allowed me to grow with her to tremendous heights. Sometimes, i get scared of heights and she holds my hand. She lets me know how safe it is up here. Let's me touch the clouds and kiss the stars with her. She's the stuff - the matter of all that i am and have. This is where the journey ends.....and begins.

In case you haven't figured it out by now, you too are part of this journey. I hope you see that this is the beginning for the both of us.

Love
2b0uNCe

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Sep 3 2008 2:34 AM

U DONT SHOW ME LOVE ANYMORE LOL!!!
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Aug 2 2008 7:59 PM

HEYYYY, HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
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Jun 2 2008 1:45 AM

YESSS, PATRON IS THE SHIT LOL!!!
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May 26 2008 3:40 AM


MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
xx papo.





May 9 2008 8:10 PM

javadocioussssssss!



miss you mannnnnnn =]



are you going to manti's party tomorrow?


i think i'm going. idk if ma pops is, but i'll find my way there =]




lemme know dude.
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Apr 29 2008 12:46 AM


MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
Mita





Apr 12 2008 11:46 AM

Im glad you're better. I was worried.
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Apr 1 2008 10:03 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
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Mar 29 2008 4:01 PM

OK.. Im on a roll... here's another one for you!

Therapy


A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, thetherapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you make this happen?"The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
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Mar 29 2008 3:55 AM

CUSSING IN CHURCH
A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the
secretary, 'I would like to join this fuckin church.'

The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?''Listen up, bitch. I said I
want to join this fuckin church!'

'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church.'

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that
foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?'

'There is no fuckin problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks
in the fuckin lottery and I want to join this fuckin church to get rid of
some of this fuckin money.'

'I see,' said the pastor.
'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'
PERNELL





Mar 27 2008 9:16 PM

Ya bro! I dont learn... lol. I feel good, but I need the doctors ok first before I can play for sure.
This time I will be either DH or play First base!
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Mar 26 2008 4:35 AM

Go there... this also includes your State Id even if you dont have a drivers license, Love Cookie

Check your Driver's License

I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see
anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just
searched for mine and there it was...picture and all!

Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out.

It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if
yours is on file.

After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked 'Please
Remove.' This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law
enforcement.
Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves too .

Believe me they will thank you for it.


http://www. license. shorturl. com/
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Mar 24 2008 9:42 AM

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Mar 21 2008 8:23 PM

Sexy Myspace Comments
Myspace Comments
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Mar 17 2008 9:25 PM

MySpace Comments
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Mar 17 2008 9:23 PM

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Mar 15 2008 1:14 AM


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Mar 13 2008 11:19 PM

HEYY LOL'SZ I DO FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCK'SZ =]
HOW BOUT YU????
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Mar 9 2008 7:53 PM

This is why I think school uniforms should be worn... NO bullshit

school uniform propaganda
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Mar 5 2008 9:25 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
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Feb 24 2008 9:19 PM

not only did i see it.









i lovedddd it.


y?
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Feb 24 2008 4:26 AM

Dinner party for 8 $500 ...
Cookie Crackers for guests $500...



Your parents are there ,

Your Niggaz and Bitchez are there ,

Your boss and his wife are there ,

The minister and his wife are there ,

You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner ,

Then

in

walks

the

dog ...

... ...

.....

....

...

..

. PRICELESS


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Feb 24 2008 4:03 AM

Dinner party for 8 $500 ...
Cookie Crackers for guests $500...



Your parents are there ,

Your Niggaz and Bitchez are there ,

Your boss and his wife are there ,

The minister and his wife are there ,

You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner ,

Then

in

walks

the

dog ...

... ...

.....

....

...

..

. PRICELESS


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Feb 24 2008 1:37 AM

that shit was hot!!!
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Feb 23 2008 8:23 PM

Hold the fuck up, u know what lil bastard, i dont even fuck with yo dirty ass no more. your lil ugly ass wanna act funny toward me when i am susposed to be your friend, you start acting funny and acting like you dont kno me and shit but nigga thats kool even tho i thought i was yo homie but i see it aint even like that no mo, its kool fuck you nigga. But before i end this let me tell you this.......... I jus saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico and ticked u the hell off with this joke!!!! tell me how mad u got...then..send to all ur friendz and see who gets the maddest
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Feb 18 2008 7:28 PM

Stoppin By To Say High To My Nucca!
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Feb 14 2008 9:06 PM

Here's a Valentines Day Funny...Enjoy

ABSTINENCE

A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them,
"We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must
abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife
was crying and the hu sband was obviously very depressed.

"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to
abstain from sex for the required month." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower."



"The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain."



"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."

"One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I
just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful,
loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done
we were both drenched in sweat." admitted the man, shamefacedly.

The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, "You understand this
means you will not be welcome in our church."

"We know." said the young man, hanging his head,

"We're not welcome at Home Depot either."
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Feb 14 2008 5:14 PM

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day - Graphics for Myspace, Hi5, Friendster


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Feb 14 2008 12:55 PM

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No... For Real, Happy Valentines Day... I thought this was funny though...LOL
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Feb 7 2008 3:37 AM

HEYYYY, U DONT SEND ME COMMENTS ANYMORE )-: WHERE U BEEN??
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