Jezyka Masterbate™
" There is a darkness deep in you, a frightening magic I cling to! ...TGK..."

Female
55 years old
†520 is TOOSTONED†,
Zambia



Last Login: 10/11/2008
Mood: fabulous Mood Image
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Jezyka Masterbate™

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/puddle_of_blood_i_leave  



    Jezyka Masterbate™ 's Interests
General"Well I lost my path but I found my way, we can all learn from our own mistakes, sometimes I'm wrong but l learn that way, but we won't ever know until we stop" -Dirty Heads



&&

Music
I'll Listen to just about anything.

Tristan Swire!
Check Him out!

MoviesCurrent Addictions:
**






Heroes





















     Jezyka Masterbate™ 's Details
Status:Married
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn



Jezyka Masterbate™ even if I were Clean and You were too I'd still be stuck with loving you

Jezyka Masterbate™ 's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

I’m not yours  (view more)

Learning new lessons.  (view more)

FUCK!  (view more)

Chat  (view more)

Goodbye Yesterday  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Jezyka Masterbate™ 's Blurbs
About me:

"Well it's the only life I know, and boy how we have grown, life will make us change in our own ways. And when we're dead and gone, the world keeps moving on, so I live my life like it's my final day. And no I ain't got much to lose, and no there ain't much left to gain, so I'm satisfied sometimes just staying sayin'. Well I've often lost my mind, and I've gone crazy sometimes, but I know some how I'm gonna find my way" -DIRTY HEADS




Home||Message||Add||block||Comment||Blogs||FictionPress||Friends 5K+||Chat


dinosgorawr123@msn.com
CrazyJezyka
jezykamasterbate@yahoo.com

I am Jezyka.
I live on the moon.
I change my hair A LOT!
I am a wishful thinker.
I have to have my feet up during car rides.
I get excited for rain.
I am all kinds of Cliche.
I have an addiction to ice cream.
I am not single
My best friends, Hector and Michelle, Could probably take over the world.
My entire day revolves around music.
I am a HUGE movie buff.
I love Peter Pan, I wish to marry him.
I also fully live by Peter Pan quotes!
Fabulous happens to be my word of choice!
I am going to go to beauty school to become an Image Consaltant.
I have an obsession problem.
I burp like a man.
I have dreams Goals.
I am a fuck up.
I like to party have a good time.
That's me take it or leave it.





I got my baby!
Person: Have you ever been in love?
Me: mhm
Person: How many times?
Me: 4 times unless being in love with your phone doesnt count...?

Who I'd like to meet:

These Two Rocked my world harder than anyone else ever has!



Michelle:
This girl has been through EVERYTHING with me. We belong in eachothers lifes. We could say some of the stupidest things to each other, things we couldnt say to just anyone, and just laugh about how lame it was of us. Our Inside jokes, hard times, sad times, fucked up times, miserable times, our great times, our bad times, our good times, our silly times, our happy times, our concert times, our movie times, our picture/video taping times, our screaming loud times, our dancing like idiot times, our foolish times, our obsession times, our every single times you could imagine and we fight through them all to be happy together. FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS BITCH!


Hector:
He has always been there for me no matter what. I could complain to him for hours, he never says anything. He is my bestest friend in this entire world. He may say wickedly insane things to me but we are strictly friends. I couldn't live without Hector. We are going to cause some havoc in the future together. We don't see eachother nearly as much as we should and it sucks but we are closer than all fuck. Our Phone calls are extraordinary rediculous, and would probably freak you the hell out. That's the way we like it. This bitch will be in my life forever!






   


   


   


   


   


   


   


   


   


   Jezyka Masterbate™ 's Friend Space (Top 36)
Jezyka Masterbate™  has 5743 friends.
 Corey 


 Michelle? 


 Zak SR 


 ‡Clyde‡ 


 DaViE DiScO™ 


 kc;kerosene 

Is Online
 †Alix† 


 Sincerely, [jordan]™ 


 ¿Disco Fries? 


 Billie ♠ Mischief 

Is Online
 PossumPoochigan 


 Pierce 


 Nightmare Before Kristi™ 


 Julie&Gabbana™ 


 madison 


 Ready, Set, Leiann! 


 ˙·٠●Alicia●٠·˙ loves rayven ssssoooo much!!!!! 


 Michelle? 


 [[<3]]KeNGizZmAn[show nov.7:)] 


 Michael 


 Anderson 


 Mufasa 


 .★JACKiE★. 

Is Online
 CharlieKilo:] 


 Nothing 


 mAtThEw [KiNg_Of_CaLi] 


 smokin, ridin, drinkin 


 Mr. Sixkilla 


 Joo! Went easy (Simba) 


 old profile. 


 go to my new myspace: jaden_zb_08@hotmail.com 


 Delon 


 With Love....&hearts; 


 steevie synthetic 


 吸血鬼 glam trash face! 


 travis 





Jezyka Masterbate™ 's Friends Comments
Displaying 50 of 5590 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Billie ♠ Mischief


Is Online


Oct 12 2008 5:06 AM

yuppers
!!!
so i met this really cool kid today
idk how that has to do wity anything
but i did
!!!
hee hee

-Billie Mischef
Corey





Oct 11 2008 6:12 PM

haha alright!!!!
the other 4 songs are pure gold.
I'm still latched on the one mMmm
RichiePanda©





Oct 11 2008 11:04 AM

Running with the Devil, eh?
What was it you woke up watching?
Billie ♠ Mischief


Is Online


Oct 11 2008 5:23 AM

yea so i think i'ma start smoking
bud again
!!!
I Left My Balls On Cow Mountian





Oct 10 2008 9:09 PM

oh well that makes sense... i hated driving in Tucson... everyone goes so fast they they all suck. so i give you props for learning how to drive and getting a license there....
Jezyka Masterbate™





Oct 10 2008 7:49 PM

Fractured Fairytales





Oct 10 2008 7:42 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Come bleed your ears to the new Halloween song.
Corey





Oct 10 2008 6:20 PM

JEzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy I got dearestazazels album!! I found a torrent of it and dled it haha
Jackie Graves™





Oct 10 2008 10:18 AM

No you don't! MOO!
RichiePanda©





Oct 10 2008 7:06 AM

Haha.
How ironic?
But nonetheless, thats pretty awesome.
misery finder





Oct 10 2008 6:28 AM

dude this time omg im calling you right now
Billie ♠ Mischief


Is Online


Oct 10 2008 5:12 AM

sorries i was all fucked up
and parinoued last night
!!!
I Left My Balls On Cow Mountian





Oct 10 2008 1:18 AM

lol then what is the point of having a car? lol that is ok i am borrowing my mom's car so that i can get to work....:(
I Left My Balls On Cow Mountian