i like to hang wit friends n my mom... i love my mom with all my heart n idk what the hell id do without her... i love music n i cnt live without it... lol
STEPHEN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i read these in a book somewhere...
> PONDERISMS
Can you cry under water
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the> clothes you were buried> in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out> it would be a> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'> when babies wake up like> every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a> hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast> to a horrible> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E.
Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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What kind of serial killer are you?
Your Result: Suicidal Killer
You kill because you are depressed in some way.You dont care about the aftermath,because you wont be alive to see it,and the more people you kill,the more satisfied you are with your work.
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
my heroes are my mom, bri-bri, johnathan, carrie, and mary... i don't know where i'd be without them...
but my biggest hero of them all is probly johnathan!
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hmm. yes I heard about that, srry =( and are you dating that Scott kid? idk I'm not good with names..I'm a bit emo but it's okay, and yes if you want me to..
woo! lmao. no way your so much hotter. yeah that Sam girl is mad at me so I was a bit upset..and I miss you like a midget misses the top shelf pop tarts..lmao.but I'll hunt you down even if I have to use the whip
I love you, and your super hot..nah I'm just kidding..[about the Dear Angie part ;)] I miss you so much..It's like you were ated.. You told me you wouldn't get ated..
WHY DIDN'T YOU USE YOU FUCKING BUDDY SYSTEM?!
I mean, it's there for our safty,and you so clearly misused it.. geez.
Hey gurl, glad we got to see eachother for a couple hours at least lol lookin forward to in the future more, your so fun! You still going to the dance at the college? halloween or all
WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPIRED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVRYONE U LOVE INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER.....Today is love your friends day. Copy& Pasted An Send this to all your friends and me if I am one
