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jack.

			"subject to change" Male 16 years old Queensland Australia Last Login: 10/6/2008
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jack.'s Interests

General	I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Music	rob zombie - never gonna stop me

jack.'s Details

Status:	Engaged
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Melbourne !
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Children:	Proud parent

jack. - i always carry a lighter in my pocket, not that i smoke, i just really like certain songs.

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I'm Jack
i got gunz
i'm irrational
i'm awe inspiring
but not really
i'm a serendipitist
i have improv skills
and i really like coffeeee
koi fish rock

Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it's a glass of shit, I'm going half-empty. I don't like shit as an optimist. "Yeah, we gotta half-empty shit glass right here."

Who I'd like to meet:
Demetri Martin.
he's great :)

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jack. has 197 friends.

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G-man!

「x-marla.」

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maddie.	Oct 6 2008 11:53 AM nope :( super gay nothing to do but school gay gay gya lol what about you?
maddie.	Oct 6 2008 11:43 AM ahaa, sweet :) sounds like a good holiday :D
maddie.	Oct 6 2008 9:23 AM yeahh,. i know :) uimm, not too much,m went to the coast for a few days, went to seaworld, movies, etc etc yourself?
maddie.	Oct 6 2008 7:26 AM yeahh, wtf, two weeks is barely enough to sleep etc, lol. and yeah, everything is good :) 6 weeks or whatwever til hols :D lol
maddie.	Oct 6 2008 7:05 AM haha, not much, yourself? holidays were rather good...shouold've been longer :) ahha
Leigh	Sep 24 2008 11:08 AM yeah nothing much just city and working
Leigh	Sep 24 2008 4:31 AM hey jack hows your holidays been
MATT	Sep 23 2008 11:51 AM the shrapnle bomb is funnyer if u were there to see it the duck 1 makes a mad story
MATT	Sep 23 2008 11:41 AM yer...i'll show u at skool how he reacted to a shrapnle bomb to the groin... he like walked around all disorrientated(big word) then he tied his shirt around his leg to stop the bleeding...wich was pointless coz it barely bled
MATT	Sep 23 2008 11:34 AM oh it is i lit up a fire cracker and then stuff it in this tiny glass bottle and chucked it at stuart and it exploded like a mother fucker rite between his legs he bled it was a golden moment its going in the book
MATT	Sep 23 2008 11:16 AM dude guess wat me and fraser did to stuart (hint: it involves fire crackers and glass)
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Sep 23 2008 7:10 AM I just wanted to know? Jeez you're so hostile towards me these days. AHHAHA.
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Sep 23 2008 6:06 AM When are you next coming to Melbourne?
Leigh	Sep 20 2008 10:43 AM what you mean when and what? or was that a rhetorical question?
Leigh	Sep 20 2008 7:08 AM hey jack whats happening HOLIDAYS IT WOULD BE SO NICE HOLIDAYS hehe wedding singer what you been up to is Gareth's thing actually going ot happen
「x-marla.」	Sep 18 2008 5:38 AM Wahay! Your new profile is full of awesomeness and shit all in the one! I will soon send you a picture of everyone's favourite piece of shit, Turdy P! :D (TM & (C)) Buuuuut Yeah Hiii! Gunz! :D
♥..beau..♥ the little DooM CookiE	Sep 17 2008 8:55 AM YEAH they most likey probley will but still
♥..beau..♥ the little DooM CookiE	Sep 17 2008 8:36 AM omgi tots no i cat wait like ahhh get me outa here :P i hope they dont go farst
♥..beau..♥ the little DooM CookiE	Sep 17 2008 8:26 AM why hello there i am very well fine and dandy happy and such :P how you doin ???
♥Caityy	Sep 16 2008 1:03 PM OMG! You have a pic of. Rob was it?? :P
♥Caityy	Sep 16 2008 12:41 PM ahh awesome.. i had to go to a day care for my work placement (im studying a cert) and i got tonsilitus hahaha x
♥Caityy	Sep 16 2008 12:36 PM Ahhh luckyy. I hate bio so much!! Ummmm i slept in :P Then went to the beach :P Then went to school to babysit the girl i babysit haha Where do u do ur work experience?? xx
♥Caityy	Sep 16 2008 12:33 PM hehe, im gooood :P didnt go to school, mumuahah, how was the bio thing?? Hard?? :S x
♥Caityy	Sep 16 2008 11:13 AM Hey Jack, Thanks for the add. Btw nice hair ;) How are u?? xx
「x-marla.」	Sep 13 2008 11:41 PM Yes, come to Melbourne soon, Jack! :) It shall be lovely and LunaPark tastic! (get there really early and stay till like... midnight! :P) and yeah it'll be great! :D HOLIDAYS IN A WEEEEEK! I have no idea what to do, though! :O We'll think of something, eh? xx
「x-marla.」	Sep 13 2008 12:47 PM I'm sorry! It was purely unintentional, I swear! And I demand to see this cake! It sounds delicious and amazing and yum and perhaps even the early workings of the great Sarah Tonin!??! :D ahhh Lots of catching up! xx
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Sep 11 2008 11:26 AM I never said it was unbelievable, fool.
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Sep 11 2008 11:24 AM Being in the place of a MyspaceWhore; I cannot believe your top friends. You are so mean to me these day tears
「x-marla.」	Sep 9 2008 8:00 AM Of course I remembered! It will be the most amazing awesome chocolatey goodness EVER! But you have to promise me to taste something that tastes vaguely like Raffaello (but without plagiarism lawsuits involved!) for me :P mmmm Spa? No problem! But if I'm there, that does include unfortunate views of the muffin top... of doom! D: Woot! Yeah that's my ending soliloquy, I got a round of applause in rehearsal today (our teacher was away, YES!!) but that may've been just for remembering my lines :P Catchya... Now! :) xx
「x-marla.」	Sep 8 2008 9:34 PM Ahaha There are good ones like "They've GonnaRiaaa... oowww.... De Janeiro." shifty eyes but then I have crappy things like (Addressing audience) Oh, no! What have I done? (Gets up and walks towards the audience) I’ve killed a mortal! I have destroyed the only soul that ever loved me. Without realising it I too had become smitten by this plain human. With his postman hat and endearing smile, he was the best thing that ever happened to me. And now, I’ve gone and killed him! I was far too wound up in my own horrid schemes. Oh how I have done wrong, and now, to feel the pain of remorse as my punishment. I am cursed! Doomed to misery for eternity! And entirely my own fault; my cursed fate brought upon by my own actions. Before I give in to this doom, however, I must return the heart to Zeus, not to waste the life of my Ben Dover any further. (Lifts arms up and calls) Heavens, take me to Zeus! Which'll be just great. QCE, hm? Yeah - they are pretty similar, yay! Ahahah I've considered that too (for the first time in my life) but like... you can't really come back and do Year 11 & 12 again (and have it be the same anyway) so I might as well just stick it out. That's just me though :) Can't wait for Sarah Tonin :P xx
「x-marla.」	Sep 8 2008 9:20 PM Sleep is good :) It's alright - you're in year 10! Next year is for concentrating. 2008 is for hibernation! :D Then comes the creepy VCE stuff for us. What's the Year 11&12 program called in QLD? :) Gah. I don't wanna learn these lines. Well, I do - I just can't >.< heh. heh. heh. xx
「x-marla.」	Sep 8 2008 8:34 PM Wooot! I like my excessively long hair! I must practice my drama script. It's evil. But it's funny :) It's about the ancient greek adventures of Hymenus and Ben Dover! :P xx
「x-marla.」	Sep 7 2008 3:07 PM Yes! That can be you. When you get a haircut and reddish hair. And acquire a fox from a local homeless guy. That was my lack of Google Images. Either that or Link from the Legend of Zelda. Yepyep. I'll make sure you're never that retarded. Which you could never be. You're too cool! PLUS you know I actually exist, which is a plus ;) xx
「x-marla.」	Sep 7 2008 2:40 PM Hello Jack! This is just a very short comment, given the cirCUMstances. ew. ewww. I just wanted to say, thanks for being my knight in shining armour in what's turning out to be a very creepy battle! ♥ See you on the msn-mobile! xx
ღ maddiéCakez	Aug 31 2008 12:54 PM dooood yu were looking at me... yu got yur hair cut haha. it twass funny, cause i was standing in line then the dood next to yu said 'next' & yu were just about to say next tho i rushed over to him cause yeah.. i dno haha... tho yesss. do i have yu on msn? add me if yu dont. maddielux@hotmail.com xo
ღ maddiéCakez	Aug 31 2008 11:41 AM haha i saw yu... yu work with josh lol shame. anywho i have to go. ttyl xx
itZz fUkn amaNda bytchHh ™	Aug 13 2008 10:21 AM heyy pretty sure i dunno you but i m gud hw do i kno you at skewl or thou out side ov skewl??? or did i met u thou jesse's laters x x
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Aug 11 2008 8:45 AM Well, I figured this out today; we have five weeks of school, then a week of camp, a week of holidays, then the next wednesday is CHINA! So yeah.... I think they're around the 20th or 25th or something. YEA! xo
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Aug 11 2008 8:34 AM That's good then =] Apart from the painkillers, aha. They kill your liver rarr. Hmm yeahs how's school and stuff? When where you last here? And when will you next be? xo
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Aug 11 2008 7:39 AM But you used to be constantly on! :0 Hmm are you okay? How's everything? Aw what kinda sick, that's realy bad hey =/ I'm okay, I guess. Everything is... Good, up and down aha I'm just sick ofeverything :D xox
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Aug 6 2008 10:35 AM Hae! It's been ages ayyee. How are you? You don't seem to be on as all-the-time anymore, what's going on?! Hmmm how's school and all? xo
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Jul 24 2008 10:28 AM I don't know! I've never been good at this game, I don't know enought words ahhaha =3
ALICE. IN CHINA.	Jul 24 2008 10:21 AM Uhmm uhm uhm. WANG! orrrrr... W.. Window? Water?
ALICE. IN CHINA.

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