real jaguar
"turtle found with two heads, one from both sides, no tail, two heads"

Male
27 years old
MADISON, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login:11/19/2007
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    real jaguar's Interests
Generallava. nice trees to eat in like a wildcat. putting bacon on veggie burgers. the jaguarette. c.j. polaroids. imaginary focus groups.
Musicinstruments, wolf wolf, rhinosaur z, beta carotene xpressway and all their crew, boobs n tuba (most chart topping, exhilarating band ever), marshall lawford, the twins and the toddlers
Moviesfrogs, the forbidden zone, mccabe and mrs miller, street fight (the original rabbit)
Televisionbooks
Bookstelevision
Heroestechnology. shopsins

     real jaguar's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:athens, ohio
Zodiac Sign:Libra



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About me:
i just arrived in your village. i've heard the sound of mother earth.
Who I'd like to meet:
yes; 1.tom; 2. groucho marx; 3. layla; 4. Boney M; 5. marie sharp 6. that turtle with two heads

   real jaguar's Friend Space (Top 12)
real jaguar has 90 friends.
 poppy 


 She 


 God-Des 


 RZA 


 fatlip 


 Black Earthling 


 kristi jo get off the roof 


 Nate 


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Solid Gold





Apr 12 2008 12:17 AM

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Billy Cahones





Feb 21 2008 4:38 AM

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sharbear





Feb 19 2008 4:40 AM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

http://www.unreleasedtones.com
DJ Pain 1





Feb 14 2008 4:52 AM

yeah okay gabe
kristi jo get off the roof





Jan 6 2008 2:11 AM

thanks again for meeting me out on my last night in madison and playing the air bass with me.
Joey Tucci Bucci





Dec 28 2007 12:13 AM

look who posed for playboy can't believe we went to school with her

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290
Black Earthling





Dec 24 2007 5:25 PM

Solid Gold





Dec 14 2007 9:13 PM

Hey! Remember that site i told you about earlier this week? well i joined and its off the fucking hook!!


Check out my profile and new pics here
kristi jo get off the roof





Dec 11 2007 2:14 AM

bon jovi it is, dude!
Nate





Nov 22 2007 9:51 AM

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She





Nov 17 2007 7:28 PM

line one mister jaguar.
She





Nov 7 2007 11:26 PM

She





Nov 6 2007 6:04 AM

She





Oct 30 2007 6:34 PM

Zach





Oct 12 2007 2:40 AM

She





Oct 10 2007 8:00 PM

not commin home til nov. It sucks I miss Madison. how you is?
Solid Gold





Oct 4 2007 2:06 PM

Steinvika





Sep 30 2007 4:43 PM

Have you seen this?
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DJ Pain 1





Sep 3 2007 3:38 AM

Ay Bay Bay!
jeanette





Aug 21 2007 1:19 AM

wanna come play at gennas on wednesday!!!
fatlip





Aug 18 2007 1:17 AM

K-caw!
elizabeth





Aug 11 2007 3:22 PM

heyo! ca va? come visit me!
Solid Gold





Jul 10 2007 10:08 PM

Why is your lava so hot?
poppy





Jul 1 2007 4:14 PM

i miss you
jeliza.rose





May 27 2007 3:12 AM

jeliza.rose





May 22 2007 1:56 PM

Nate





May 16 2007 5:22 AM

Thankz for those NACHOS! They were so yummy, much like your friend Poppy...who he? He gay? Tell him I say..."hey".
kristi jo get off the roof





May 3 2007 4:14 AM

today we had a really big hail storm and i left my bedroom window open(no screen) and when i walked into the room, there was a HUGE pile of hail on my bed. it was super freaky.
jeliza.rose





May 2 2007 3:13 AM

you sure know how to make a lady feel special at monty's blue plate diner. splagh. thanks for kickin it buddy. remember, the best gifts are tied with heartstrings (HC). great seeing you.
She





Apr 30 2007 2:34 PM

miss you trick.
lola





Apr 27 2007 1:59 PM

tradeschool countryhouse Most women are not telling the truth about what's on thier mind.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that jarrid has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow caps from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.DBNEE.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with cap bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from DBNEE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at DBNEE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the caps will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.DBNEE.COM
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Black Earthling





Apr 20 2007 2:27 PM

yo Jag & Jagette,

thanx for the Raviest time!!
poppy





Apr 1 2007 8:57 PM

300 blew my mind, i mean it blew my wad, i mean it blew my wad all over my mind. miss you
l i s a





Mar 21 2007 10:55 PM

yo jags!
im sorry i missed your funky mondays.

Im fired.

thanks for spinning!
DeAdEyEs





Mar 13 2007 12:17 AM

Team Gonads recently signed me to a new contract. It's on now, muhahahaha.
dead mike





Mar 2 2007 6:20 AM



we don't indict ham sandwiches in my court room jaguar!



poppy





Feb 23 2007 12:22 AM

my stinger stings
Nate





Jan 25 2007 7:01 AM

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She





Jan 16 2007 12:41 AM

come ski this weekend!!! bring everyone.
l i s a





Jan 11 2007 2:29 PM

hey, thats Mister DJ Real Jaguar.

save the turtles!



kristi jo get off the roof





Jan 11 2007 3:57 AM

see the chicken do the chicken pay the chicken baaaaack!
Solid Gold





Jan 6 2007 5:35 AM

ZEBRA ATTITUDE
Black Earthling





Dec 31 2006 5:54 AM

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Bobby gets a hug
fatlip





Dec 30 2006 1:36 AM

No I'm not.
Steinvika





Dec 29 2006 6:40 PM

Hey Gabe. Thanks for the massage connection. Now I'm getting one for my birthday! Aaaaahhhh. See you again soon.
Charlemagne





Dec 24 2006 8:58 PM

Lo he guideth me twixt-n-tween 'merica's nether regions. Praise Jaguar! Praise him!
Black Earthling